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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby salford city » Tue Aug 09, 2022 8:15 am

Blue Jam wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Other than the fuck i hate long hair and pony tails on blokes.......

There is quite a ring to "the Pony Tailed Predator"

https://twitter.com/i/status/1556618799213715457

A Blue has adapted the Haaland song already.

https://youtu.be/kzTi73HQoPI

Not sure how he'd feel about the verse

Haaland
Haaland
Yorkshire Born Norwegian Lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland


you just know SLY will try to engineer getting Keane in front of one or both when we play the red shit
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Dimples » Tue Aug 09, 2022 1:00 pm

salford city wrote:
Blue Jam wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Other than the fuck i hate long hair and pony tails on blokes.......

There is quite a ring to "the Pony Tailed Predator"

https://twitter.com/i/status/1556618799213715457

A Blue has adapted the Haaland song already.

https://youtu.be/kzTi73HQoPI

Not sure how he'd feel about the verse

Haaland
Haaland
Yorkshire Born Norwegian Lad
Roy Keane tried to kill his dad
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland


you just know SLY will try to engineer getting Keane in front of one or both when we play the red shit


I cannot see either Haaland giving Keane the time of day.
There has to be bad blood. Keane waited four years and has said several times he has no regrets for the tackle.

I hope they both tell Keane to go fcuk himself and will do no interviews while he is present.
Keane is amusing on TV but he is a total cnut.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby patrickblue » Tue Aug 09, 2022 1:11 pm

CTID Hants wrote:Other than the fuck i hate long hair and pony tails on blokes.......

There is quite a ring to "the Pony Tailed Predator"

https://twitter.com/i/status/1556618799213715457


Good job we didn't get Cucurella then.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Blue Jam » Tue Aug 09, 2022 2:25 pm

Dimples wrote: he is a total cnut.

Hundred percent agree. He should've done time for that.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Mase » Tue Aug 09, 2022 2:47 pm

I doubt Erling would hold his tongue if Sky tried to do anything with Keane like that.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Blue Jam » Tue Aug 09, 2022 3:29 pm

Mase wrote:I doubt Erling would hold his tongue if Sky tried to do anything with Keane like that.


Safe bet that he and his dad have had loads of conversations about what would be said if they met on TV.

Also a Safe bet that Keane, his agent and his lawyer will do all they can to avoid this happening.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby john@staustell » Wed Aug 10, 2022 8:49 am

Bit classless of Micah to mention it to be honest. Typical of him.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:59 am

john@staustell wrote:Bit classless of Micah to mention it to be honest. Typical of him.


I cannot stand listening to the fuckign laughing donkey, he does my head in.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Nick » Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:16 am

Weird the dislike of Michael, top lad
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:37 am

Nick wrote:Weird the dislike of Michael, top lad


Not everyone wears blue tinted specs.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby blues-clues » Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:46 am

Micah is only there to provide some balance to Shearer and Lineker and to help "meet the quotas". Even the bluest blue wont expect a great deal of in depth insight from him. It's nice to have at least one punter who is always shouting for us even if he is a bit cringworthy at times.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:53 am

blues-clues wrote:Micah is only there to provide some balance to Shearer and Lineker and to help "meet the quotas". Even the bluest blue wont expect a great deal of in depth insight from him. It's nice to have at least one punter who is always shouting for us even if he is a bit cringworthy at times.


Look no further than Trevor Sinclair for defending us against the haters - he doesn't shout and laugh like a demented donkey but gives a good analysis of how we play etc.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby stupot » Wed Aug 10, 2022 10:59 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
blues-clues wrote:Micah is only there to provide some balance to Shearer and Lineker and to help "meet the quotas". Even the bluest blue wont expect a great deal of in depth insight from him. It's nice to have at least one punter who is always shouting for us even if he is a bit cringworthy at times.


Look no further than Trevor Sinclair for defending us against the haters - he doesn't shout and laugh like a demented donkey but gives a good analysis of how we play etc.

He also thinks Sterling is World Class so I wouldn't take too much of what he says as gospel.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:31 pm

stupot wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
blues-clues wrote:Micah is only there to provide some balance to Shearer and Lineker and to help "meet the quotas". Even the bluest blue wont expect a great deal of in depth insight from him. It's nice to have at least one punter who is always shouting for us even if he is a bit cringworthy at times.


Look no further than Trevor Sinclair for defending us against the haters - he doesn't shout and laugh like a demented donkey but gives a good analysis of how we play etc.

He also thinks Sterling is World Class so I wouldn't take too much of what he says as gospel.


Just because he thinks Sterling is world class ? Most fans do think he’s world class , as do foreign fans.

When it comes to football análisis he’s far and away better et it than Micah.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby stupot » Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:38 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
stupot wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
blues-clues wrote:Micah is only there to provide some balance to Shearer and Lineker and to help "meet the quotas". Even the bluest blue wont expect a great deal of in depth insight from him. It's nice to have at least one punter who is always shouting for us even if he is a bit cringworthy at times.


Look no further than Trevor Sinclair for defending us against the haters - he doesn't shout and laugh like a demented donkey but gives a good analysis of how we play etc.

He also thinks Sterling is World Class so I wouldn't take too much of what he says as gospel.


Just because he thinks Sterling is world class ? Most fans do think he’s world class , as do foreign fans.

When it comes to football análisis he’s far and away better et it than Micah.

Most fans don't think he's world class and most City fans who watch all our games definitely don't think he is.
I like listening to Sinclair, he defends us against the 2 haters White and Jordan very well but I don't think his analysis is any better than Micah Richards- he just doesn't do the stupid laugh.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Outcast » Wed Aug 10, 2022 1:36 pm

stupot wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
stupot wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
blues-clues wrote:Micah is only there to provide some balance to Shearer and Lineker and to help "meet the quotas". Even the bluest blue wont expect a great deal of in depth insight from him. It's nice to have at least one punter who is always shouting for us even if he is a bit cringworthy at times.


Look no further than Trevor Sinclair for defending us against the haters - he doesn't shout and laugh like a demented donkey but gives a good analysis of how we play etc.

He also thinks Sterling is World Class so I wouldn't take too much of what he says as gospel.


Just because he thinks Sterling is world class ? Most fans do think he’s world class , as do foreign fans.

When it comes to football análisis he’s far and away better et it than Micah.

Most fans don't think he's world class and most City fans who watch all our games definitely don't think he is.
I like listening to Sinclair, he defends us against the 2 haters White and Jordan very well but I don't think his analysis is any better than Micah Richards- he just doesn't do the stupid laugh.



They're both clowns, mainly Richards. Richards is just a TV puppet at times find really irritating if not embarrassing. Sinclair, although his heart is in the right place, just doesn't have the nous to take on the two monkeys; delboy Jordan and that alchi jockey sky reject. Anyone with a decent vocabulary should be able to trounce them. Then again, most of the ex footballers on talk sport are lacking. I'd say Vincent kompany would have been the ideal candidate. Nedum Onuha is well spoken, doesn't stutter with his words and presents well, whether you agree with him or not that's a different matter.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Nick » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:02 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nick wrote:Weird the dislike of Michael, top lad


Not everyone wears blue tinted specs.



Crazy. Some moaners just wanna hate.

He's a blue. Loves us. Celebrates like mad when we score. Moaned for years we never have a blue.. crazy.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby patrickblue » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:16 pm

Nick wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nick wrote:Weird the dislike of Michael, top lad


Not everyone wears blue tinted specs.



Crazy. Some moaners just wanna hate.

He's a blue. Loves us. Celebrates like mad when we score. Moaned for years we never have a blue.. crazy.


This.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Mase » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:45 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Nick wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nick wrote:Weird the dislike of Michael, top lad


Not everyone wears blue tinted specs.



Crazy. Some moaners just wanna hate.

He's a blue. Loves us. Celebrates like mad when we score. Moaned for years we never have a blue.. crazy.


This.


You don’t have to dislike someone to not agree with the way they act. I like Micah a lot, but he acts the clown constantly and doesn’t really bring anything to the table about from his “jokes” with Keane.
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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

Postby Outcast » Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:51 pm

Nick wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Nick wrote:Weird the dislike of Michael, top lad


Not everyone wears blue tinted specs.



Crazy. Some moaners just wanna hate.

He's a blue. Loves us. Celebrates like mad when we score. Moaned for years we never have a blue.. crazy.


We're talking about his punditry skills not loyalty. Do you actually think he's a good analyst? Just because he supports city doesn't make him good at his job.
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