Balotelli out for 6 weeks!

[Ted Hughes]

No problem. So long as Tevez doesn't get injured we're fine. Ok so he did limp off last night but If he does get injured I'm sure we can rely on Ade, Jo & Rocky to get us through the Europa & Premier league playing 3 games per week. It's not as if anyone could have predicted this kind of thing happening & covered against it anyway. It's not as if there's anything we could have done differently..

[gillie]

FFS half our new signings have gone down quicker than a Rooney prostitute.

[blues-clues]

FFS half our new signings have gone down quicker than a Rooney prostitute.

Oh well as long as they fuck him on the pitch the way she has done in the press we will be ok come derby day!

[Blue2]

I hope this isn't a typical City balls up- why didn't we get him sorted properly weeks ago when he got the injury?

[edgeley blue]

What the fuck is it with strikers we sign from Italy.
First Corradi gets sent off on his debut, then Bianchi cant settle in England after giving it a full 3 months to settle, then young glass legs himself-the mighty illusionist that was Bojinov and now Mario.

In future no Italians and no Brazilians, they just dont seem to suit City/England

[ronk]

FFS half our new signings have gone down quicker than a Rooney prostitute.

Quicker. He still only got her on the 2nd date.

[avoidconfusion]

Fucking knew that he would be out for a while when I saw him get injured.

[walmai]

Is this photoshopped, or have you bought a player whose fashion advice is taken exclusively from Gok?