Poems about Wooney

[pepsi_dave]

I heard a few being bandied about last night, but cant remember any of em, can someone post some of them in here for me.... ta muchly!

[london blue 2]

The Fergie empires crumbling, and Rooney wants to go,,,
he said he wants Man City, but Alex told him no,,,

Fuck off back to Everton, or film another Shrek,,
If I see you in a City shirt, I'll break your fucking neck ..

So go out banging prostitutes, or back to robbing cars,,
But if you think your coming to Eastlands you can kiss my fucking arse!!

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Dear Wayne Rooney
You can lick Giggsy's nuts
you look like fucking goofy
and rim grannies butts

You took a dumb on Everton
And became a fucking rag
Colleen is simpleton
but licked well my ballsack

You think you can play footie
and that you are world class
That's why Alex thinks you're a cutie
and fucks you in the ass

William Blake ca. 1790

[Goataldo]

A little Bitter Fergie's purple nose,
A little Bitter ROoney wants to go,
A little Bitter serious decline,
A little Bitter ManUre on the slide hahaa!

A little Bitter Hargreaves in the stand,
A little Bitter Rio on remand,
A little Bitter Bebe cap in hand,
A lotta Bitter reds do you understand?

To the tune of Mambo no. 5; a repost to an old red friend on Faceache....