Mario Songs

[rabbit]

To the uplifting tune of Macharena...

He comes from Italy and his name is Balotelli

and when he score's a goal he's always on the tele

He never fuckin smiles coz he thinks the rags are smelly, ohhhhh Balotelli



Peace

[avoidconfusion]

To the uplifting tune of Macharena...

He comes from Italy and his name is Balotelli

and when he score's a goal he's always on the tele

He never fuckin smiles coz he thinks the rags are smelly, ohhhhh Balotelli



Peace

I'll call the Taxi, I think you know where your coat is? :)

[CityFanFromRome]

You know what, a bit hard to sing fast enough for me that am not a native English speaker but it doesn't sound bad imho.

[rabbit]

It's a play on the Boro chant 15 years back ( Ravanelli shows us his belly etc ) as that's what he did when he scored...

[Alioune DVToure]

The tune works very well. The lyrics are a bit gash. This being an open forum, a decent version could be knocked together by committe. The 'ehhhhhh Balotelli -¡ay!' ending would sound quality.

[rabbit]

The tune works very well. ( CHEERS)

The lyrics are a bit gash. ( Gash? ffs mate....I'm sorry but they are not THAT bad)

This being an open forum, a decent version could be knocked together by committe. ( As long as its John Lennon ,Eddie Izzard and John Lydon)

The 'ehhhhhh Balotelli -¡ay!' ending would sound quality.

I would have included ehhhhhhhh, but I can't spell it

[Alioune DVToure]

The tune works very well. ( CHEERS)

The lyrics are a bit gash. ( Gash? ffs mate....I'm sorry but they are not THAT bad)

This being an open forum, a decent version could be knocked together by committe. ( As long as its John Lennon ,Eddie Izzard and John Lydon)

The 'ehhhhhh Balotelli -¡ay!' ending would sound quality.

I would have included ehhhhhhhh, but I can't spell it

I did say "a bit" gash. That's better than "a lot shit" or even "pretty wank". The idea has potential - I like it.

[Patrick]

belly, Botticelli, casus belli, Corelli, Delhi, deli, Ellie, Grappelli, jelly, Kelly, lamellae, Machiavelli, Mahaweli, nelly, Schiaparelli, Shelley, shelly, smelly, tagliatelle, telly, Torricelli, vermicelli, welly, Zeffirell

[Wooders]

I think its high time a "he comes from italy, to play for man city" song was sung.

Thats never been done before right?

[twosips]

We could all just hum/'duh duh' the Super Mario theme tune? Mainly cos its awesome.

[Beanieboy]

belly, Botticelli, casus belli, Corelli, Delhi, deli, Ellie, Grappelli, jelly, Kelly, lamellae, Machiavelli, Mahaweli, nelly, Schiaparelli, Shelley, shelly, smelly, tagliatelle, telly, Torricelli, vermicelli, welly, Zeffirell

you just reminded me of one of the ugliest footballers EVER! that horseface cunt gave me nightmares! is he related to the mathematician Torricelli? because someone made a miscalculation when they created that motherfucker.

[pepsi_dave]

We could all just hum/'duh duh' the Super Mario theme tune? Mainly cos its awesome.

Like

[Beeks]

Supa Mario
Supa Mario
Supa Mario
Super Balotelli

(to the supa-pa tune)

[The Man In Blue]

"Balotelli's chicken hat is the best..."

[Beeks]

"Balotelli's chicken hat is the best..."

I'll run with that!

Marios chicken hat is the best
he's the man other clubs do deteeeest
but who gives a fuck about that
we've got marios chicken hat

[3putDave]

This Mario's ours
This Mario's ours
Fu~k off Nintendo
this Mario's ours..

[Beeks]

This Mario's ours
This Mario's ours
Fu~k off Nintendo
this Mario's ours..

I like it

[Goataldo]

This Mario's ours
This Mario's ours
Fu~k off Nintendo
this Mario's ours..

I like it

Concise. Witty. Contemporary. Thumbs up.

[Goataldo]

And as for rhymes with Balotelli, easiest one to work in would 'telly' (as in 'on the' rather than 'Savalas'). Loads of connotations possible with TV.

Smelly looks good on paper, but you can't get away with expecting a horde of rampant eager swearers to sing the word 'smelly'. I got some funny looks for including the word 'turds' in a song against Blackpool, but a good few hundred went with it.