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Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby Chinners » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:06 am

'Noisy Neighbours' kick-start derby party"
Joined by geography - separated by success" read the T-shirt commissioned by Manchester United fans before the FA Cup semi-final against Manchester City. And no one can argue against the accuracy of the statement.
Manchester City had to start closing the gap somewhere and, with the strains of "Blue Moon" echoing in London's Saturday night air, there seemed no better place than Wembley after a deserved victory ended United's hopes of repeating their 1999 treble feat.
United manager Sir Alex Ferguson, in a withering put-down, once described City as the "noisy neighbours" and the sky blue wave of elation sweeping around one half of Wembley was happy to live up to that label after Yaya Toure's winner sent them to their first FA Cup Final for 30 years.
The next step on the road to rehabilitation and renewed respect for City is to actually win a trophy, an act that will end another long-running taunt, the ticking banner tucked in a corner of Old Trafford's Stretford End reminding their rivals that it is 35 years since their last major honour.
City manager Roberto Mancini was swift to deliver the warning that the main business still needs to be concluded back at Wembley next month against either Bolton or Stoke, but the Italian was happy to acknowledge the potentially landmark nature of victory against United.
He said: "It was very important for the club because we beat a great team like Manchester United in an important game. Now we need to win another important game in the FA Cup Final."
If City and their supporters nursed an inferiority complex about the glittering successes that have rolled into Old Trafford during the barren years at Maine Road and Eastlands, then winning at Wembley on a day when Ferguson showed his commitment by fielding almost his strongest available side will at least provide hope that financial firepower off the pitch can be matched by substance and silverware on it.
It was, some might say, typical City that a performance at Liverpool that did not simply scrape the bottom of the barrel but carved a giant hole right through it, was followed up by one that contained so much to admire.
In the 3-0 defeat at Liverpool, City's players played like men who had only been introduced seconds before kick-off - and men who did not like each other either. Here there was a togetherness that survived 30 minutes of United domination to show a unity and attacking ambition that is occasionally mislaid by this expensively assembled group.
Mancini was able to recall Nigel de Jong and David Silva after the Anfield fiasco but even the return of such an influential pair did not fully explain an approach and performance that was unrecognisable from Monday's surrender.
The Italian even cast aside his own trademark cool in the moment of victory, coming not long after the most spectacular touchline rant at, inevitably, Mario Balotelli, after the temperamental youngster carelessly cast aside precious possession in the dying seconds.
Showing a turn of pace that rolled back the years to his wonderful playing career, Mancini sprinted from his seat to the edge of the technical area to bellow in Balotelli's ear while jumping up and down on the spot and waving his arms in manic tick-tack fashion.
Balotelli does that to a manager. He does not do "under the radar". It was not the first censure from Mancini in his direction and will not be the last. The £25m striker played his part in the win and only let himself down with needless goading towards United's fans in victory that particularly enraged Rio Ferdinand and Anderson.
United will rightly point to two early misses by Dimitar Berbatov that might have altered the entire complexion of the semi-final, but once City reached the half-hour mark unscathed they blossomed and merited the win for their overall supremacy.
The winning goal after 52 minutes summed up the emerging pattern of the game at that moment it was conceived. Michael Carrick, who has a nasty habit of helping to concede poor goals in big games, was robbed in possession by the sharper, stronger Toure, who eased his mountainous way past Nemanja Vidic to score.
Carrick excelled in the two Champions League games against Chelsea and started well at Wembley - only to go into rapid deterioration after playing his part in City's winner.
United's response was limited to a Nani free-kick turned on to the bar by City keeper Joe Hart and a senseless high and late challenge by Paul Scholes on Pablo Zabaleta. It was the kind of incident that happens too often in the career of this wonderful player and cannot be excused by the "he can't tackle" defence traditionally used as the flimsy shield for his recklessness.
Ferguson said: "We've seen over his career Paul has had unbelievable moments - he's one of the greatest players this club has ever had. But he has his red-mist moments and he caught the boy on the thigh."
The manager might have had a "red-mist moment" of his own later reflecting on how United surrendered control too easily after exerting domination in the opening exchanges. Ferguson made his feelings clear about how much he wanted victory against City with the strength of the team he selected, a factor that will only add to City's pleasure.
It is hardly a fatal blow to a season that still has the Premier League and Champions League to offer, but a defeat by the rivals they have been able to keep firmly in their place for so long will wound Ferguson, United and their supporters.
City and their followers have craved days like these. This is what the club's Abu Dhabi rulers had in mind when they bankrolled the new era at Eastlands, when they brought Mancini to City.
And the expensive assets delivered when they needed them. Vincent Kompany was magnificent in defence, as he has been for most of the season, while David Silva provided the subtle touches and Toure the power and poise - and most of all the game's decisive moment.
If City were also looking for added satisfaction, it can come in the fact that they reached the FA Cup Final without their talisman, tone-setter and main marksman Carlos Tevez. As tired legs took their toll on United, they missed the suspended Wayne Rooney more than City missed the Argentine.
Mancini shed his natural conservatism amid the wreckage of Anfield on Monday to promise City would reach the FA Cup Final and next season's Champions League. Brave words, but phase one has been delivered.
Now City must take the final step and claim the trophy that has eluded them for so long - going some way towards putting the odd Old Trafford t-shirt seller out of business while stripping the Stretford End of one of its most familiar pieces of decoration.
In doing so, the neighbours can make themselves an even bigger noise in Manchester.

OTHER CITY BOLLOX
Couldn't find any bollox amongst the papers today.

RAG MIND GAME OF THE DAY
They've shut up talking about us for some reason.

WAG OF THE DAY
She's not got up yet ... I'll give her a nudge in half an hour.

OTHER BOLLOX
Liverpool could make a surprise move for Manchester City goalkeeper Shay Given in the summer as first-choice Pepe Reina could be tempted away by the prospect of Champions League football elsewhere. News of the World
Manchester United are considering a surprise swoop for former striker Diego Forlan, whose future at Atletico Madrid is uncertain after a falling-out with boss Quique Sanchez Flores. Sunday Mirror

Arsenal may sell Samir Nasri in the close-season, with talks over a new contract for the midfielder having stalled and the Gunners unwilling to let the French forward leave on a free transfer in the summer of 2012 when his current deal expires. Sunday Mirror

Nasri is part of Inter Milan's summer wish list, which also includes the French star's Arsenal team-mate Cesc Fabregas and Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez. Sunday Mirror

Arsenal's summer spending plans are unlikely to change despite new owner Stan Kroenke's takeover of the club. Werder Bremen centre-half Per Mertesacker remains their top target. Mail on Sunday

A cheaper new signing could be Charlton right-back Carl Jenkinson, who has been spotted by the Gunners after just a handful of appearances for the Addicks News of the World

Newcastle will test just how much Liverpool want their left-back Jose Enrique by insisting that promising Reds midfielder Jay Spearing, 22, moves the other way to St James' Park. Sunday Mirror

Paul Ince's son Thomas could also be on his way out of Anfield - the 19-year-old has been offered a first-team contract but may choose to move elsewhere for more regular football.Sunday People

Liverpool and Arsenal will go head-to-head in the summer in a bid to sign Aston Villa winger Stewart Downing News of the World

Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola is Chelsea's number one choice to replace manager Carlo Ancelotti at Stamford Bridge.
Sunday Mirror

Former manager Jose Mourinho has already turned down the chance to return to Stamford Bridge and has made changes to the structure of Real Madrid to give him unprecedented control over transfer policy as he looks to build a dynasty in Spain. Sunday Times

Harry Redknapp could be another shock contender to take over at Chelsea, after admitting he would be very wary of taking the England manager's job, with which he has long been linked. "I'm not sure the England job would be for me," he said News of the World

Tottenham wide man Gareth Bale will be named the Professional Football Association's Player of the Year at Sunday night's award ceremony in London. Sunday Telegraph

Fabio Capello's assistant Franco Baldini could leave the England set-up to join Roma after a £62m takeover of the Italian club by an American consortium. Sunday Telegraph

Portsmouth co-owner Balram Chainrai is expected to sell the club this week to Convers Sports Initiatives (Observer).

Manchester United's Darren Fletcher is to be put on a special weight-gaining diet after missing training for three weeks with a stomach virus. News of the World

Jean-Marc Bosman, the Belgian footballer whose court case changed the way the transfer system worked leading to hugely increased player salaries, is now unemployed and living on benefits (Sunday Express).

England manager Fabio Capello shunned Saturday's FA Cup semi-final between Manchester City and Manchester United at Wembley, opting to stay in Madrid to watch Real Madrid play Barcelona. Mail on Sunday
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby Patrick » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:18 am

We won
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby Chinners » Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:23 am

Patrick wrote:We won


Ha ha, even I know it's not April 1st today ... mind I had a weird dream last night that City made it to Wembley for a cup final ... dreams are cool
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:46 am

You need to nudge harder
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby CityFanFromRome » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:59 am

It's way past the time the WAG of the day should have woken up...maybe she needs anothe rnudge or two from us all?
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby ashton287 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:18 pm

CityFanFromRome wrote:It's way past the time the WAG of the day should have woken up...maybe she needs anothe rnudge or two from us all?


She's not waking up, he used too much rohypnol.
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:20 pm

ashton287 wrote:
CityFanFromRome wrote:It's way past the time the WAG of the day should have woken up...maybe she needs anothe rnudge or two from us all?


She's not waking up, he used too much rohypnol.


That actually made me laff. Spat my tea, etc. Good one.

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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby david yearsley » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:57 pm

Joined by geography? Who are these cnuts kidding? You couldn´t hear a rag with a Manc accent yesterday. Oh and only one team will be wearing the Manchester coat of arms on the shirt come May
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby Chinners » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:05 pm

ashton287 wrote:
CityFanFromRome wrote:It's way past the time the WAG of the day should have woken up...maybe she needs anothe rnudge or two from us all?


She's not waking up, he used too much rohypnol.



Ha ha, top coffee spluttering moment!

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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby craigmcfc » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:12 pm

Appallingly late Chinners, but seeing as it's Shizzelbanger I shall let you off
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby Chinners » Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:44 pm

craigmcfc wrote:Appallingly late Chinners, but seeing as it's Shizzelbanger I shall let you off


Considering that I didn't get home until about 10 this morning ... I reckon it's quite early
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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby ronk » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:17 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
ashton287 wrote:
CityFanFromRome wrote:It's way past the time the WAG of the day should have woken up...maybe she needs anothe rnudge or two from us all?


She's not waking up, he used too much rohypnol.


That actually made me laff. Spat my tea, etc. Good one.

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Re: Sunday's B*ll*x

Postby john68 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:29 pm

if you ask him, he'll probably be happy to tell you he read the label from the container in his kitchen cupboard...:-)
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