Golden Balls says NO!

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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby bigblue » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:04 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:No one in America gives a fuck what this tosser says. He's just here to have his abs in some weekly mags so that housewives can drool over his body. he is apparently still very fuckable to the milf crowd. and prollee to a certain percentage of gay men i suppose. He might as well be on Pluto for the rest of the US and A.


Yep, I forgot he was still playing over here. If you don't actively follow it, the MLS just disappears.

Along the same lines as Michael Owen saying on MOTD that united are still the team to beat. Forget about that team top of the league setting scoring records, nah no one wants to beat them. However, that team on the decline who've hit a bad run of form recently, yep they're defiantly the team everyone's dreaming of beating.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:57 pm

bigblue wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:No one in America gives a fuck what this tosser says. He's just here to have his abs in some weekly mags so that housewives can drool over his body. he is apparently still very fuckable to the milf crowd. and prollee to a certain percentage of gay men i suppose. He might as well be on Pluto for the rest of the US and A.


Yep, I forgot he was still playing over here. If you don't actively follow it, the MLS just disappears.

Along the same lines as Michael Owen saying on MOTD that united are still the team to beat. Forget about that team top of the league setting scoring records, nah no one wants to beat them. However, that team on the decline who've hit a bad run of form recently, yep they're defiantly the team everyone's dreaming of beating.


to be fair...let's not start another season of saying United are on the decline again, when they surely aren't coming off another title. We are in the ascension is what i think you mean. ;)

i'd like us to get some fucking credit instead of everyone saying how shit all the teams around us are ffs. Scouse, Spurs are looking solid. Arse are back. This is going to be a fucking long season and based on results over the last month it should be a really fucking awesome one to watch.

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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:00 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:He might as well be on Pluto for the rest of the US and A.

What a fucking great idea. Can you get on the blower to NASA?
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:42 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:He might as well be on Pluto for the rest of the US and A.

What a fucking great idea. Can you get on the blower to NASA?


sadly, i cannot. They've practically shut the entire fucking thing down. And i've just rewatched 2001 A Space Odyssey as well. Anemic America. We've given up...sorry.

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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Tokyo Blue » Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:54 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
Tokyo Blue wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:He might as well be on Pluto for the rest of the US and A.

What a fucking great idea. Can you get on the blower to NASA?


sadly, i cannot. They've practically shut the entire fucking thing down. And i've just rewatched 2001 A Space Odyssey as well. Anemic America. We've given up...sorry.

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I am convinced all rational people would be happy to contribute in some way if you as a nation had a whip-round to get rid of this cunt once and for all.

However. Didn't you lot just send a big fuck-off science rover to Mars? Sounds pretty good to me. They should have stapled beckham to it.

2001 is a top film.

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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby john@staustell » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:52 am

Wonderwall wrote:So according to David "Einstein" Beckham, City cannot win the Title as we have no experience, we do have good players but no experience. The scum on the other hand have experience, so that means they will win the title. What is this thing call experience that David "Einstein" Beckham speaks of and how do we go about getting it?

What a fucking knob jockey, jog on Einstein.


....but not many good players.

The experience argument is daft, as it means the same team would've won for 100 years. and Utd would never have beaten Leeds to the title in the first place!
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Slim » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:58 am

john@staustell wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:So according to David "Einstein" Beckham, City cannot win the Title as we have no experience, we do have good players but no experience. The scum on the other hand have experience, so that means they will win the title. What is this thing call experience that David "Einstein" Beckham speaks of and how do we go about getting it?

What a fucking knob jockey, jog on Einstein.


....but not many good players.

The experience argument is daft, as it means the same team would've won for 100 years. and Utd would never have beaten Leeds to the title in the first place!


Said the same thing, only much better.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Alex Sapphire » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:46 am

Slim wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:So according to David "Einstein" Beckham, City cannot win the Title as we have no experience, we do have good players but no experience. The scum on the other hand have experience, so that means they will win the title. What is this thing call experience that David "Einstein" Beckham speaks of and how do we go about getting it?

What a fucking knob jockey, jog on Einstein.


....but not many good players.

The experience argument is daft, as it means the same team would've won for 100 years. and Utd would never have beaten Leeds to the title in the first place!


Said the same thing, only much better.


yeah I think he overdid the Einstein references somewhat
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:03 am

Congrats on your recent Super Bowl triumph, Dave.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Jaymz » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:04 am

Hi guys, first post.

Beckham shouldn't be commenting on other teams chances, especially one that thrashed his beloved squad 6-1 and are dominating. If it was the other way round i don't think anyone else would be saying it. Stay in America you overrated arse :)
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Slim » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:22 am

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Congrats on your recent Super Bowl triumph, Dave.


The Galaxy beating the Dynamo from the same country that wanted to widen the goalposts by 2 feet at the 94 world cup in order to get higher scores, their goal(intention) was to make it comparable with hockey scores as they feared the US would not take to a game with 1-0 wins.

Galaxy 1-0 Dynamo.
Attendance: 30,281.

Not a bad effort for a country that crowns world champions in team sports when they are the only ones in the competition.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Seanyod » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:24 am

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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:29 am

Slim wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Congrats on your recent Super Bowl triumph, Dave.


The Galaxy beating the Dynamo from the same country that wanted to widen the goalposts by 2 feet at the 94 world cup in order to get higher scores, their goal(intention) was to make it comparable with hockey scores as they feared the US would not take to a game with 1-0 wins.

Galaxy 1-0 Dynamo.
Attendance: 30,281.

Not a bad effort for a country that crowns world champions in team sports when they are the only ones in the competition.


Unintentional hilarity involved with name Houston Dynamo as well. All the KGB teams, the most hated ones for the obvious reasons, were called Dinamo in former Soviet Union. I find it somewhat hilarious that team from Texas, USA would choose Dynamo as their name. Then again their previous name was something like Houston 1855 because....errrr....ummmm.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Slim » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:42 am

And Real Salt Lake....all that effort to get rid of a monarchy only to name stuff after it.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby JamieMCFC » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:08 am

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Slim wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Congrats on your recent Super Bowl triumph, Dave.


The Galaxy beating the Dynamo from the same country that wanted to widen the goalposts by 2 feet at the 94 world cup in order to get higher scores, their goal(intention) was to make it comparable with hockey scores as they feared the US would not take to a game with 1-0 wins.

Galaxy 1-0 Dynamo.
Attendance: 30,281.

Not a bad effort for a country that crowns world champions in team sports when they are the only ones in the competition.


Unintentional hilarity involved with name Houston Dynamo as well. All the KGB teams, the most hated ones for the obvious reasons, were called Dinamo in former Soviet Union. I find it somewhat hilarious that team from Texas, USA would choose Dynamo as their name. Then again their previous name was something like Houston 1855 because....errrr....ummmm.


They use to be Houston 1863 which was changed to Dynamo because Mexican fans protested the name which refered to the Texas Independence War.
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Re: Golden Balls says NO!

Postby Dameerto » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:32 am

JamieMCFC wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:
Slim wrote:
Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:Congrats on your recent Super Bowl triumph, Dave.


The Galaxy beating the Dynamo from the same country that wanted to widen the goalposts by 2 feet at the 94 world cup in order to get higher scores, their goal(intention) was to make it comparable with hockey scores as they feared the US would not take to a game with 1-0 wins.

Galaxy 1-0 Dynamo.
Attendance: 30,281.

Not a bad effort for a country that crowns world champions in team sports when they are the only ones in the competition.


Unintentional hilarity involved with name Houston Dynamo as well. All the KGB teams, the most hated ones for the obvious reasons, were called Dinamo in former Soviet Union. I find it somewhat hilarious that team from Texas, USA would choose Dynamo as their name. Then again their previous name was something like Houston 1855 because....errrr....ummmm.


They use to be Houston 1863 which was changed to Dynamo because Mexican fans protested the name which refered to the Texas Independence War.


i always thought they should have called themselves the Houston Whitneys, just for kicks.
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