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Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:18 am

Joe Bloggs: "I think Sir Alex, is a pissed up, smelly, bitter, lying, two faced, nasty, old cunt "

Sir Alex: "No, that's you that is ".

The media: "Oh bravo, bravo Sir Alex, quite brilliant , another gem from the master " .
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby london blue 2 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:25 am

All comes down to that victory of newcastle and the Keegan rant, ever since then he's been a Jedi master at the mind games.

Nothing to do with the fact that Newcastle bottled it (as we may have) and they just went about business as usually.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby Dubciteh » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:46 am

Ted Hughes wrote:Joe Bloggs: "I think Sir Alex, is a pissed up, smelly, bitter, lying, two faced, nasty, old cunt "

Sir Alex: "No, that's you that is ".

The media: "Oh bravo, bravo Sir Alex, quite brilliant , another gem from the master " .


Yeah pisses me off aswell, a lad in work(wolves fan) keeps telling me you cant beat fergie in mind games and "Fergie 2 Vieira 0".

Load of shite, driven again by the media.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby ashton287 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:41 pm

Fergie 2 Vieira 0?. Vieira is a retired player who looks out for our youngsters or some shit like that and taggart is "winning" this clash of the titans is he? I would say that the second taggart opened his mouth (shouting about Mancini when Mancini hadn't said a thing) he lost. Then when he did it the second time he just confirmed what a pissed up cenile old fart he really is.

Also his argument of 3.5 penalties a year is complete bollocks. Obviously this doesn't go back far enough to fit in with their 3.5 a year story but you can always find figures to back up whatever bullshit you want.
Home and away pens for the last 10 seasons
9 so far this season
5
8
4
6
6
3
3
4
7
That gives them a total of 55 in the last 10 seasons, 5.5 a season. Which surprise surprise is more than anyone else over the last 10 seasons. Just as super surprising they are followed closely by Liverpool and arsenal on 54 each then Chelsea on 52 and no other team has broke the 50 mark. Noticeably this is the old "big 4" and no other team has managed to break the 50 mark yet. Which would suggest that vieira's original comment about the "big" teams getting preferential treatment or to put it more kindly "the benefit of the doubt" is absolutely accurate. SO YEAHHHHHHHHH.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby King Kev » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:42 pm

You only think that the whole mind games thing is a load of bollocks because that's what Slur Alex wants you to think.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby john68 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:44 pm

LATEST SCORE.....

TAGGART 2.....VIEIRA 0.....ASHTON 287.
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:45 pm

I'm concentrating really hard this morning on him dying before the days out.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby ashton287 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:52 pm

Also they have only had 26 penalties against them in the last 10 years. That's less than west brom, Sunderland, Wigan and Newcastle. None of which have even been in the premier league for the last 10 consecutive seasons yet all managed to give away more penalties in less games in the league.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby DoomMerchant » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:39 pm

King Kev wrote:You only think that the whole mind games thing is a load of bollocks because that's what Slur Alex wants you to think.


i think he wants me to think that, but in reality he wants me to think that he doesn't want me to think that...so in essence, if i don't believe he's playing mind games then i've played right into his mind game, which is what he wants me to think, because he's not playing a mind game at all.

your mind is his puppet.

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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby Blue Since 76 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:46 pm

ashton287 wrote:Fergie 2 Vieira 0?. Vieira is a retired player who looks out for our youngsters or some shit like that and taggart is "winning" this clash of the titans is he? I would say that the second taggart opened his mouth (shouting about Mancini when Mancini hadn't said a thing) he lost. Then when he did it the second time he just confirmed what a pissed up cenile old fart he really is.

Also his argument of 3.5 penalties a year is complete bollocks. Obviously this doesn't go back far enough to fit in with their 3.5 a year story but you can always find figures to back up whatever bullshit you want.
Home and away pens for the last 10 seasons
9 so far this season
5
8
4
6
6
3
3
4
7
That gives them a total of 55 in the last 10 seasons, 5.5 a season. Which surprise surprise is more than anyone else over the last 10 seasons. Just as super surprising they are followed closely by Liverpool and arsenal on 54 each then Chelsea on 52 and no other team has broke the 50 mark. Noticeably this is the old "big 4" and no other team has managed to break the 50 mark yet. Which would suggest that vieira's original comment about the "big" teams getting preferential treatment or to put it more kindly "the benefit of the doubt" is absolutely accurate. SO YEAHHHHHHHHH.


It's reasonable to assume that teams that attack the most get the most penalties - I suspect we've had more over the last couple of years than we were getting when Pearce was manager.

Over a ten year period, no other team has been consistently at the top. Spurs, everton, villa have been there for short periods but have often followed it up with a rubbish season.

What would be more telling is if us and spurs are up there with the others over the last couple of seasons.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:58 pm

Wake me up when the old cunt dies.
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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:43 am

Tokyo Blue wrote:Wake me up when the old cunt dies.


april, 30th

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1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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Re: Sir Alex and his amazing mind games

Postby Green & Blue » Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:18 am

The miserable bastard is 70 now so hopefully not too far off the stage when his mind starts playing games with him, we can only hope.

Can't wait until the day he finishes with that lot, will be immense seeing the back of him once and for all.
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