Rags struggling to sell season tickets already????

[pride in battle]

http://www.redcafe.net/f6/saf-message-fans-354647/ Message from old bacon chops trying to drum up support.

[Dingus McDouchey]

Let's keep his list going...

When you are buying your season ticket you are guaranteed:
1) A possible heart attack.
2) Incredible excitement in the last minute of games.
3) Hope that we win the championship back.

4)To meet tons of other United supporters from far off lands, like Singapore, and Swindon.

[john68]

Let's keep his list going...

When you are buying your season ticket you are guaranteed:
1) A possible heart attack.
2) Incredible excitement in the last minute of games.
3) Hope that we win the championship back.

4)To meet tons of other United supporters from far off lands, like Singapore, and Swindon.
5) See the Premier League Trophy...Only a short bus ride across Town.
6) Sit directly behind the goal where we scored our 1 in the 1-6 defeat to City.

[Bianchi on Ice]

7)burst open the cellophane on that twin pack of prawn sandwiches youve been saving since the previous wednesday

[Florida Blue]

For giggles I read the first page of posts after. It is clear to me that now they are no longer sitting on the highest perch in Manchester, they are:

1. blaming the economy which has been bad in recent history
2. realizing how many people truly hate them
3. justifying the actions of Fergscum as a desparate plea from the club, rather than the root of the matter, the game is passing him buy... see what I did there? "buy"
4. irrational in thinking this is anything other than begging.

[Bianchi on Ice]

If I was a knuckle dragger with financial concerns the first two things on the list to go would be 1)sky tv and 2)season ticket at the sty....both of these entities desrve to go the way of the dodo, the tasmanian tiger and the cassette