Friendly in Limerick

[coxy]

There was a young woman from Crewe,
Who said to the curate as he withdrew.
The vicar was quicker,
Slicker & thicker
And two inches longer than you!

Boom boom.

[mr_nool]

Its almost acceptable. Lets hear yours. We promise not to laugh or pull apart your attempt.... Honest

I don't believe you....my literary masterpiece will stay hidden, genius like mine isn't appreciated in [strike]it's[/strike] its own time anyway.

Hmm...

[Slim]

Its almost acceptable. Lets hear yours. We promise not to laugh or pull apart your attempt.... Honest

I don't believe you....my literary masterpiece will stay hidden, genius like mine isn't appreciated in [strike]it's[/strike] its own time anyway.

Hmm...

I blame autocorrect.

[john68]

The was an old Brit in Chatel,
Patrick, ils ont appelle,
A drunk and a loafer,
Pissed all over his sofa,
Probably shit in his undies, as well.

Mon apologies au mon ami Patrique, mais mon poetic licence just arrived in the post.

[sandman]

there once was a yank who owned malls
who's malls became just empty walls
so he borrowed a kitty, then came to our city
and gave united debts up to their balls.

[sandman]

there was a man called baconface
who's team dropped away from the pace
the more that they sink, the more he will drink
the jelly and ice cream is bought just in case..

[sandman]

there is a great Sheikh called Mansour,
who's generosity couldnt be more,
he sent us Khaldoon and we're over the moon,
because now we're beginning to soar..

[DoomMerchant]

The was an old Brit in Chatel,
Patrick, ils ont appelle,
A drunk and a loafer,
Pissed all over his sofa,
Probably shit in his undies, as well.

Mon apologies au mon ami Patrique, mais mon poetic licence just arrived in the post.

I'm chuckling. Of the laffing variety. Job well done mr68.

[Dubciteh]

Tickets 15e to stand 20-30 for sitting, any irish blues headin down? not sure what sort of squad we have but there expectin a sell out. Not sure i fancy standing at it so might get seating tickets, ko is 7pm and tickets on ticketmaster.ie

[littlebig]

I might take a mosey down.

I read that it's an Airtricity league first eleven and also that City will field a strong line up. It's one week before Community Shield, should be a nice warm up stroll for the lads, I'm predicting 6-2 scoreline.

There once was a tramp from the swamp,
He was a c*nt