FACTS

[Typical City]

GIVEN - One of if not best keeper in prem
RICHARDS - ENGLAND
TOURE - Class
LESCOTT - ENGLAND
BRIDGE - ENGLAND
BARRY - ENGLAND
IRELAND - Player of year
SWP - ENGLAND
ROBINHO - One of the best in the world
TEVEZ - Prem winner
ADEBAYOR - Prem winner

DISPOSAL - Zabaletta, De Jong, Bellamy, Onuha, RSC, Kompany, Johnson, Silvinho, Petrov etc...

GROUP ANALYSIS - BURNLEY, WIGAN, BIRMINGHAM - WANK

CORROLATION - HUGHES

CALCULATION - MCFC + MH = DRAW

CONCLUSION - HUGHES IS SHIT

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY - CHIP SHOP, BOBBINS, PISSED OFF.

[Robinho_Is_GOD]

GIVEN - One of if not best keeper in prem
RICHARDS - ENGLAND
TOURE - Class
LESCOTT - ENGLAND
BRIDGE - ENGLAND
BARRY - ENGLAND
IRELAND - Player of year
SWP - ENGLAND
ROBINHO - One of the best in the world
TEVEZ - Prem winner
ADEBAYOR - Prem winner

DISPOSAL - Zabaletta, De Jong, Bellamy, Onuha, RSC, Kompany, Johnson, Silvinho, Petrov etc...

GROUP ANALYSIS - BURNLEY, WIGAN, BIRMINGHAM - WANK

CORROLATION - HUGHES

CALCULATION - MCFC + MH = DRAW

CONCLUSION - HUGHES IS SHIT

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY - CHIP SHOP, BOBBINS, PISSED OFF.

I hate to ruin your post Typical City, but Adebayor has won nothing whilst in this country, the last time Arsenal won a trophy was in 2004 and he didn't join them until 2006.

For all the players listed as ENGLAND, I wouldn't be screaming too much about that either, apart from Barry none of them are regular starters (SWP only gets fleeting appearances, the rest play for meaningless matches when nowt is at stake) and Richards never plays period, as Fabio has identified the fact he cannot defend.

[ant london]

I'm not 100% sure but I could swear that I have seen these very original and insightful thoughts posted previously

I could be wrong so many thanks for this perceptive analysis