Songs for gollum

[Alioune DVToure]

Are you Gollum...
Are you Gollum...
Are you Gollum undisguised?
Are you Gollum undisguised?

[City64]

Were at Wembley

Your still crying back home

Crying back home

Crying back home.

[Tim777]

How ironic. They have now become our Moyesy neighbours.

[Blue Oli]

A mordor is a Scottish murder

[roblues]

A mordor is a Scottish murder

Sounds more like a song for Taggart then

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:

"You wrinkly-faced c***, die!" Don't know if it'll work, but it's worth a try.*

*Oops.

[CTID Hants]

A mordor is a Scottish murder

Sounds more like a song for Taggart then

Taggart retired, or the Scottish puppet on Taggarts hand?? ;-)

[Alioune DVToure]

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:

"You wrinkly-faded c***, die!" Don't know if it'll work, but it's worth a try.

Which bit is that?

[roblues]

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:

"You wrinkly-faded c***, die!" Don't know if it'll work, but it's worth a try.

Which bit is that?

Gollum's hair is whitening, very very frightening me
Gollumleo, Gollumleo, Gollumleo Fergie's bro

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:

"You wrinkly-faded c***, die!" Don't know if it'll work, but it's worth a try.

Which bit is that?

Well, you stretch the notes or shorten them accordingly.

From the beginning:

Yoo-ouu, wrinkly-faced-c***,
Die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie, ie-ie-ie-ie-ie

And so forth, ad infinitum.

[Goataldo]

The precious is ours,
The precious is ouuuurs,
Fuck off back to Everton,
The Precious is ours....

No?

Didn't think so. Don't care. Setting off for Wembley in T minus 120 minutes