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Re: who will come first

Postby kinkylola » Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:47 pm

MilnersJaw wrote:I always ask my girl friend this question before we have sex. It is always me, total winner.


it's like when you play the extra strength tylenol p.m. game. take 2 tylenol pm and try to finish jacking off before you pass out ... best part? You always win.
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Re: who will come first

Postby Wonderwall » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:37 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
It's like the second coming!!!!


Considering title of the thread, you are disqualified
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Re: who will come first

Postby Saul Goodman » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:23 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:to be honest, i am really worried that at a quarter past 9 today we've not had a statement from the club re the latest on snr pellegrini

why does it matter? Khaldoon said 2 weeks last Friday...Manuel just started negotiating today..
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Re: who will come first

Postby Wooders » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:25 pm

My moneys on jose
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Re: who will come first

Postby freshie » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:37 pm

Wooders wrote:My moneys on jose


Same here. A gentleman never comes first
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Re: who will come first

Postby zuricity » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:44 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Considering title of the thread, you are disqualified


I did hear once that the Queen never comes , she 'Arrives'.
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Re: who will come first

Postby SomeMichaelGuy » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:45 pm

Jose it is then: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574810
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Re: who will come first

Postby dazby » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:09 pm

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:
kinkylola wrote:might be dazby, depending on how scott sinclair performs.


Snap!


whoosh!! completely over my head. Perhaps we need to take this to PM to give me a detailed explanation of the joke. Detailed.
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Re: who will come first

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:15 pm

freshie wrote:
Wooders wrote:My moneys on jose


Same here. A gentleman never comes first

Bitch!
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Re: who will come first

Postby dazby » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:44 pm

dazby wrote:
Pretty Boy Lee wrote:
kinkylola wrote:might be dazby, depending on how scott sinclair performs.


Snap!


whoosh!! completely over my head. Perhaps we need to take this to PM to give me a detailed explanation of the joke. Detailed.


It's ok, there's no need to take it to PM. I'm now with the program. Very good. Funny, even.
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Re: who will come first

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:08 am

dazby wrote:
It's ok, there's no need to take it to PM. I'm now with the program. Very good. Funny, even.


Haha good that would be an awkward pm
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Re: who will come first

Postby DoomMerchant » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:40 am

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:
Haha good that would be an awkward pm


Get a room you two bitches.
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Re: who will come first

Postby dazby » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:46 am

It's ok everyone. Kinky took it to PM. Wow. Just wow. Doom, I really should forward this to you. It's your kind of gear.
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Re: who will come first

Postby kinkylola » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:56 am

well you know me ... I never want to offend!
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Re: who will come first

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:56 am

dazby wrote:It's ok everyone. Kinky took it to PM. Wow. Just wow. Doom, I really should forward this to you. It's your kind of gear.


I would love to have more information on this joke. It seems deep.
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Re: who will come first

Postby mr_nool » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:58 am

Cocacolajojo wrote:
dazby wrote:It's ok everyone. Kinky took it to PM. Wow. Just wow. Doom, I really should forward this to you. It's your kind of gear.


I would love to have more information on this joke. It seems deep.


I find that hard to swallow.
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