Football christmas carols

[Bianchi on Ice]

What about this..

"Good king wencesmoyes"

..good king wencesmoyes looked out
on the pitch at trafford
There he knew without a doubt
That his dream was knackered

Av'rage midfield slow defence
One is over forty
Hair weave striker worth two pence
Likes his grannies na-hauuughty

[Foreverinbluedreams]

City fans last night.

'Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to see City win away.'

[Nigels Tackle]

my favourite

away in a manger
no crib for a bed
the little lord jesus
sat up and he said

WE HATE MAN U
AND WE HATE MANU...

[Ted Hughes]

What about this..

"Good king wencesmoyes"

..good king wencesmoyes looked out
on the pitch at trafford
There he knew without a doubt
That his dream was knackered

Av'rage midfield slow defence
One is over forty
Hair weave striker worth two pence
Likes his grannies na-hauuughty

Like.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas

Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2

"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"

Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..

Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling

Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

[Alioune DVToure]

Little Town of Bethlehem

Ahem

O David Moyes you utter fool
You really don't have a clue.
You're waiting for Fellaini to come good
He's just as inept as you.

We've got Silva, Nasri, Yaya, Fernandinho
You've got Anderson and Jones
And up front a granny shagger with a wig
Who says he wants to go.

[Ted Hughes]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas

Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2

"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"

Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..

Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling

Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

It's all going



Now.

[Alioune DVToure]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas

Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2

"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"

Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..

Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling

Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

Haha that's the most complicated football song of all time.

[Bianchi on Ice]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas

Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2

"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"

Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..

Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling

Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

It's all going



Now.

Yeh probably..
Stilgoe would not say cunt though

[beehive's dodgy pint]

"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"

United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!

[Blue Oli]

"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"

United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!

loving this

[Wonderwall]

"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"

United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!

loving this

me too would change 1 line only from "Love is all around us" to "With Kun and Beast Negredo"

[Slim]

Was waiting for your effort Bob, you're usually a champ at this.

[Ted Hughes]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas

Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2

"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"

Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..

Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling

Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

It's all going



Now.

Yeh probably..
Stilgoe would not say cunt though

He would if he met Moyes.

[nottsblue]

"Merry Christmas Shiek Mansour"

United falling,
Down the table,
City winning,
Having fun,
Its our season,
Love is all around us,
Merry Christmas Sheik Mansour!!

Like

[nottsblue]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas

Good kingwencesmoyes
Part 2

"give me funds and give me time!"
Davey pleads to master
"need more vim in our back line
Preventing new disasters"

Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard
Dribbles oh so slightly
"have you seen the balance sheet?
Request declined poli-hitely..

Poor wee davys in a fix
Stuck with jones and smalling
Fans are tired of rooneys tricks
Sandwich sales are falling

Nows the time for saving face
Let sir cunt take over
In the quest for top six place
And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

If you cant over egg at xmas when can you. Brilliant. Take my hat off to you sir

[blootoof]

Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
'Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray

Bless all the dear children
In Thy tender care
And take us to heaven
Fuckoff you Munich Cunt

[Twobob]

Ill over egg the pudding but hey its xmas Good kingwencesmoyes Part 2 "give me funds and give me time!" Davey pleads to master "need more vim in our back line Preventing new disasters" Glazer tugs at gnome-like beard Dribbles oh so slightly "have you seen the balance sheet? Request declined poli-hitely.. Poor wee davys in a fix Stuck with jones and smalling Fans are tired of rooneys tricks Sandwich sales are falling Nows the time for saving face Let sir cunt take over In the quest for top six place And channel 5 make-ooooohohverrr

I like them.

Plus you just reminded me I need to get plenty of Advocaat in!

Thanks