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Re: There's no Bosnian spastic thread?

Postby ant london » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:22 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:Best thing about this thread is realizing why Sparty is a shit driver.

Cheers


Are you in some way insinuating that because I sometimes have pain in my legs, I lost control of the steering wheel to 'clip' the other driver's car? That is absurd, my hands and arms are perfectly ok, as are my eyes. I find that incredibly offensive, and I'm calling Mi6 and Interpol right now.

Expect your door kicking in at some point today. I'm not having them fuck about with a knock on the door with a criminal like you on the loose.


You're obviously someone who could have starred in Cannonball Run. Driving spastic.

I'd still ride shotgun and bust your balls the whole way a la Dom Deloise.

Cheers



great thread but this is the best of it

how can something so wrong feel so right
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Re: There's no Bosnian spastic thread?

Postby Im_Spartacus » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:36 pm

ant london wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:Best thing about this thread is realizing why Sparty is a shit driver.

Cheers


Are you in some way insinuating that because I sometimes have pain in my legs, I lost control of the steering wheel to 'clip' the other driver's car? That is absurd, my hands and arms are perfectly ok, as are my eyes. I find that incredibly offensive, and I'm calling Mi6 and Interpol right now.

Expect your door kicking in at some point today. I'm not having them fuck about with a knock on the door with a criminal like you on the loose.


You're obviously someone who could have starred in Cannonball Run. Driving spastic.

I'd still ride shotgun and bust your balls the whole way a la Dom Deloise.

Cheers



great thread but this is the best of it

how can something so wrong feel so right


This citoeast feller would have you shot at dawn if he knew your role in all this
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Re: There's no Bosnian spastic thread?

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:40 pm

This citoeast feller would have you shot at dawn if he knew your role in all this


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Re: There's no Bosnian spastic thread?

Postby ant london » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:46 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:
This citoeast feller would have you shot at dawn if he knew your role in all this


Lol



I actually blame fucking Herb for all of it.

If it wasn't for his panty wetting hysterics at the initial trotting out of the terminology it would not have been latched onto with such fervor......but we are where we are. Even the one person it was intended to upset doesn't get that upset about it.
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Re: There's no Bosnian spastic thread?

Postby Dameerto » Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:58 pm

I actually think herb and the cunt in this thread are one and the same - each a flap of the same cunt as it were.
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Re: There's no Bosnian spastic thread?

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:54 pm

Cunts, fucking grow up!
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