Caption competition.

[Surrey Sky Blue]

RM "So there we were in London, Me, Khaldoon and Kenyon"

GC "????"

[john@staustell]

"I don't know what this guy on my left is all stressed about. Who gives a fuck?"


Funny thing was Cook still had the same expression in the stand at Wolves, just getting a little less severe!

[Blackadder]

"The funny thing is that if I don't make the top four, it's this guy that gets the bullet!"

[walmai]

Hey lone-gunman, you wanna move down your target 6 inches or so!

[MARKMAKAVELI]

Surrey wins, I don't ever laugh out loud usually but I actually just spat some saliva out whilst laughin. You didn't need to know that.

[Beeks]

Bobby to Gary - 'You could have at least put your dentures back in for my unveiling...'

[Blue in the face]

RM - He thinks nobody noticed him picking his nose And now he's discretely rolling it into a ball to flick at a journo. Good luck Gary, I hope you get that cunt from the Mirror.

[dazby]

GC How do you do that cocksucking thing again? No, that's not quite right, I just can't coordinate it. Is that it? You're supposed to put your tongue in your cheek at the same time as mov.................

[gillie]

RM "I just gave him an offer he can't refuse"

[Pretty Boy Lee]

GC - Don't fucking publish this picture early, we've not sacked him yet.

[Slim]

Little did Cook know Khaldoon was already planning on shipping him out to Umbro, but there were signs.

[Ted Hughes]

I'm never doing acid again.

[mr_nool]

GC: I wonder how long I can keep my job here at United if this Italian fellar doesn't deliver.

[Wonderwall]

GC: can you hear water?
RM: Its ok Gazza, I am just pissing myself