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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Nigels Tackle » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:22 pm

Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
Dameerto wrote:News flash, she's in a same-sex relationship.


I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........


I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.



Did I say that out loud?


3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina

I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.


Nic Cage?


reckon i'd get more action out of paul walker than i do my wife....
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:30 pm

Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
Dameerto wrote:News flash, she's in a same-sex relationship.


I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........


I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.



Did I say that out loud?


3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina

I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.


Nic Cage?


Of course, I always get them shit petrol head flicks mixed up.
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:31 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
Dameerto wrote:News flash, she's in a same-sex relationship.


I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........


I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.



Did I say that out loud?


3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina

I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.


Was that a humblebrag?


Nah, just a failed attempt at humour.
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Cocacolajojo » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:00 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina

I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.


Was that a humblebrag?


Nah, just a failed attempt at humour.


As was my comment. This is why we need a like-button, I always ruin the moment.
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:00 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Mase wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:
I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........


I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.



Did I say that out loud?


3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina

I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.


Nic Cage?


Of course, I always get them shit petrol head flicks mixed up.

Don't mix them up......that Nic Cage fella is full of Bad Seed. Don't let him near your missus.
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby City64 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:02 pm

Is her girlfriend a tad fitter by any chance ??? Wouldn't want to waste good stella , maybe worth a watch ???
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Dameerto » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:45 pm

State educated, a City fan, and she likes the ladies - she's my ideal woman.
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Dimples » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:27 pm

Each to their own.

Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby nottsblue » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:51 pm

Dimples wrote:Each to their own.

Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink

You forgot

Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Justified logic » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:35 am

nottsblue wrote:
Dimples wrote:Each to their own.

Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink

You forgot

Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway

Maggie Thatcher - a five litre can of embalming fluid
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:53 am

Justified logic wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Dimples wrote:Each to their own.

Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink

You forgot

Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway

Maggie Thatcher - a five litre can of embalming fluid

Lube?
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Re: New Secretary for Culture Media & Sport is A City Fan!!!

Postby zuricity » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:59 am

Beefymcfc wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Dimples wrote:Each to their own.

Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink

You forgot

Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway

Maggie Thatcher - a five litre can of embalming fluid

Lube?



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