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by Nigels Tackle » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:22 pm
Mase wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:CTID Hants wrote:Dameerto wrote:News flash, she's in a same-sex relationship.
I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........
I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.
Did I say that out loud?
3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina
I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.
Nic Cage?
reckon i'd get more action out of paul walker than i do my wife....
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:30 pm
Mase wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:CTID Hants wrote:Dameerto wrote:News flash, she's in a same-sex relationship.
I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........
I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.
Did I say that out loud?
3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina
I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.
Nic Cage?
Of course, I always get them shit petrol head flicks mixed up.
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jul 15, 2016 4:31 pm
Cocacolajojo wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:CTID Hants wrote:Dameerto wrote:News flash, she's in a same-sex relationship.
I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........
I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.
Did I say that out loud?
3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina
I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.
Was that a humblebrag?
Nah, just a failed attempt at humour.
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by Cocacolajojo » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:00 pm
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Cocacolajojo wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina
I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.
Was that a humblebrag?
Nah, just a failed attempt at humour.
As was my comment. This is why we need a like-button, I always ruin the moment.
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by iwasthere2012 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:00 pm
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Mase wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:CTID Hants wrote:
I wonder what her husband and two kids have to say about that.........
I think you'll find most people married with kids are in same sex relationships....
The sex is the same everytime, the same boring 3 minutes, everytime.
Did I say that out loud?
3 minutes? Check out Mr. Stamina
I'm like Vin Diesel gone in sixty seconds.
Nic Cage?
Of course, I always get them shit petrol head flicks mixed up.
Don't mix them up......that Nic Cage fella is full of Bad Seed. Don't let him near your missus.
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by City64 » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:02 pm
Is her girlfriend a tad fitter by any chance ??? Wouldn't want to waste good stella , maybe worth a watch ???
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by Dameerto » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:45 pm
State educated, a City fan, and she likes the ladies - she's my ideal woman.
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by Dimples » Fri Jul 15, 2016 10:27 pm
Each to their own.
Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink
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by nottsblue » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:51 pm
Dimples wrote:Each to their own.
Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink
You forgot
Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway
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by Justified logic » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:35 am
nottsblue wrote:Dimples wrote:Each to their own.
Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink
You forgot
Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway
Maggie Thatcher - a five litre can of embalming fluid
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by Beefymcfc » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:53 am
Justified logic wrote:nottsblue wrote:Dimples wrote:Each to their own.
Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink
You forgot
Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway
Maggie Thatcher - a five litre can of embalming fluid
Lube?
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by zuricity » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:59 am
Beefymcfc wrote:Justified logic wrote:nottsblue wrote:Dimples wrote:Each to their own.
Priti Patel no pints required
Karen Bradley. 1 pint
Amber Rudd. 4 pints
Liz Truss. 5 pints
The rest. A few pints and a few shorts
Theresa May. A basin of drink
You forgot
Ann Widdecombe. The entire contents of the brewery at the end of Princess Parkway
Maggie Thatcher - a five litre can of embalming fluid
Lube?
Mcf.net summer game "Necrophilia' - a game for all the fans . No thanks, it's dead boring !
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