Apologies if this has been done elsewhere
Roberto Mancini, Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez out on the piss. Roberto gets them in, then Wenger, then Fergie, then Rafa. Roberto then goes to the bar on his own and gets himself a pint. "Whats all that about?" ask the others......"This is the 5th round lads and your not fucking in it!" comes the reply......