Has Shrek been up to somethin?

[blootoof]

Might explain his shyte displays

[BobKowalski]

Sunday Mirror have something apparently...DTaylor mentioned it on twitter.

[blootoof]

Sunday Mirror have something apparently...DTaylor mentioned it on twitter.

It wouldn't involve A



Would it?

[globalbollox]

Have a look http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -22537906/

[paulmclaren]

^^^^^
Lmao, you never now with shrek.
But from that clip in the paper weeks ago, the cig in his mouth looked a bit like a spliff to me?

[BobKowalski]

Yes. Well its a lady of the night but no idea if she is of er mature years.

Its on the Mirror website now apparently

[blootoof]

Don't they play Everton next?

Oh dear.. ha ha ha ha ha!!

[Goaters 103]

Colleen must have enough money now, and she can now be rich for life when she takes him to the cleaners in court.

[Stan]

Will FergieScum be commentng on this Kamikaze spending, do you think?

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Is this a City site or a Heat Magazine site?

[Blue Blood]

The mail is running the story now too...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -girl.html

Naughty shrek!

[Abu Dhabi]

Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?

I think spending a £1000 for a shag isnt the main issue here?

[DoomMerchant]

Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?

it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers

[mr_nool]

Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?

it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers

It's all bout the dum dum du di di dum.

[CITYSTEVEDON]

it will be a good time to play u@d now, and what will the everton fans do now, ha ha ha

[Ted Hughes]

£1000? Nah.

[DoomMerchant]

Good on him. If I was on his money and I could fuck her for £1000 then who the fuck would say no?

it isn't just about money. i can assure you of that...in fact, money's the least of it.

cheers

Will you fuck off with your "cheers"

;-)

yes. i will.

cheers

[saulman]

Loss of wife, kids, sponsorship, money, looks (only joking)

Haha, couldn't happen to a nicer cunt.

[Beefymcfc]

Back of the net!!!

[Crossie]

Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

These are the ones that we know about, thousands of others arent worth the newspapers risk, but thats half your England team right there.

Further proof that if you give ANY young man fame, money and celebrity power, they will fuck their lives right up. Men cant resist it. We're genetically programmed to stick our cocks in as many women as we can.

However, thankfully, most men grow out of it, find one worth keeping, get old enough to worry that he cant go out and find a younger model and so settle down and live a life of misery for the next 50 years!