Liverpool's new chant for Suarez

[avoidconfusion]

Apologies if this has been posted before...


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Worst... chant.... EVER?
And they spelled Uruguay wrong as well.

[lets all have a disco]

Say no to interbreeding.

[Manx Blue]

embarrassing....cringeworthy

[Bingo Lewis]

Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

[Chinners]

Oh dear, that was very poor. 1/10 is being generous.

[avoidconfusion]

Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

I cringe writing this:

(To the tune of Volare)

Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He score-ez, all da goals
He scored for Uraguay
Where they say he's a hell of a guy
He scored for Ajax too
And now for Liverpool
Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He'll score-ez another goal


NOTE:

I did NOT make those spelling mistakes, I just copied the text 1 to 1.

[Manx Blue]

Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

I cringe writing this:

(To the tune of Volare)

Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He score-ez, all da goals
He scored for Uraguay
Where they say he's a hell of a guy
He scored for Ajax too
And now for Liverpool
Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He'll score-ez another goal


NOTE:

I did NOT make those spelling mistakes, I just copied the text 1 to 1.

And all filmed by a scouse family and their recently acquired video camera.

[Nigels Tackle]

if i was the father of that lad, there's no way i'd be advertising the fact on the internet...

[Lees Alter Ego]

That just made me Swearez

[9secondlegend]

Can anyone write the lyrics for us non-tubers-at-workers?

Cheers

I cringe writing this:

(To the tune of Volare)

Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He score-ez, all da goals
He scored for Uraguay
Where they say he's a hell of a guy
He scored for Ajax too
And now for Liverpool
Oh Suarez, Oh Oh
He'll score-ez another goal


NOTE:

I did NOT make those spelling mistakes, I just copied the text 1 to 1.

And all filmed by a scouse family and their recently acquired video camera.

i dont they are scouse....maybe surrey or devon

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Wow that was shocking

[Ted Hughes]

They should stick that vid on 'Crimewatch' & see if anyone recognises the fuckers.

People may also recognise their stuff in the video & be able to get it back. That PC must belong to someone & possibly the child.

[s1ty m]

Christ, that is grim.

[BlueinBosnia]

Those are 2 damn ugly kids. The boy reminds me of a chameleon.

[bluej]

Creepy bloke, shit song.

[roblues]

From the ridiculous to the sublime, here is the song for Sunderland's new signing Stephane Sessegnon (tune should be obvious, apologies if already posted but I ran a quick search and didn't see it)

Let's talk about Sess baby.
Let's talk about Muntari.
Let's talk about Titus Bramble, Danny Welbeck & Phil Bardsley.
Let's talk about Sess....

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Let's talk about Sess baby.
Let's talk about Muntari.
Let's talk about Titus Bramble, Danny Welbeck & Phil Bardsley.
Let's talk about Sess....

Now thats a chant!!

I am still cringing re the dippers one though!!

[HeyMark]

I like this one for Andy Carroll:

we always knew he was a red carroll carroll
he's got a dirty greasy head carroll carroll
he punched his bird, he burnt his house
but we dont care cuz now he's scouse
andy carroll liverpool's number 9!!

[Original Dub]

Oh. Sweet.Jesus.


That's what happens when there's no windows to lick.

I hope he flops like fuck, because it should be handy throwing together a little "torres no more, suarez don't score" type mumber.... maybe to that Proclaimers tune "letter from America??

Oh yeah, that'll do...

[Fullartj]

From the ridiculous to the sublime, here is the song for Sunderland's new signing Stephane Sessegnon (tune should be obvious, apologies if already posted but I ran a quick search and didn't see it)

Let's talk about Sess baby.
Let's talk about Muntari.
Let's talk about Titus Bramble, Danny Welbeck & Phil Bardsley.
Let's talk about Sess....

What a chant!