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Silva has one leg

Postby PeterParker » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:31 pm

It is just me or Silva can't use his right leg. He can't pass with it, can't shoot, is a miracole he can walk with it.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:34 pm

Long John Silva?
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Dameerto » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:35 pm

He keeps the second leg in his magician's hat, along with one dove and an ickle rabbit.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Moonchesteri » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:40 pm

Kolarov is even worse imo.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby TheGOAT » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:53 pm

PeterParker wrote:It is just me or Silva can't use his right leg. He can't pass with it, can't shoot, is a miracole he can walk with it.

is a what?
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Mark (Blue Army) » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:56 pm

TheGOAT wrote:
PeterParker wrote:It is just me or Silva can't use his right leg. He can't pass with it, can't shoot, is a miracole he can walk with it.

is a what?


I think it was ment to say miracle
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:56 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Long John Silva?

That's exactly what I like to hear, cracking night!

Funny though.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby gaudy » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:00 pm

Mark ( Blue Army ) wrote:
TheGOAT wrote:
PeterParker wrote:It is just me or Silva can't use his right leg. He can't pass with it, can't shoot, is a miracole he can walk with it.

is a what?


I think it was ment to say miracle


sounds like some new shower
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:24 pm

Leave it out will you. Bosteng is only right footed. Thank god Kolarov has a sweet left peg too .people rarely notice how right footed players are because they are in the majority. Kompany is outrageously right footed and Teves is even worse.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Blue Toy » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:28 pm

Silva out, he's shit.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:30 pm

zuricity wrote:Leave it out will you. Bosteng is only right footed. Thank god Kolarov has a sweet left peg too .people rarely notice how right footed players are because they are in the majority. Kompany is outrageously right footed and Teves is even worse.



Kolarov,Tevez and Vinnie maybe but Boateng is two footed.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:40 pm

Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
zuricity wrote:Leave it out will you. Bosteng is only right footed. Thank god Kolarov has a sweet left peg too .people rarely notice how right footed players are because they are in the majority. Kompany is outrageously right footed and Teves is even worse.



Kolarov,Tevez and Vinnie maybe but Boateng is two footed.


Well his crosses tonight with his left foot were pretty feeble. But who cares , you get my point. Stop nitpicking.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:47 pm

zuricity wrote:
Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
zuricity wrote:Leave it out will you. Bosteng is only right footed. Thank god Kolarov has a sweet left peg too .people rarely notice how right footed players are because they are in the majority. Kompany is outrageously right footed and Teves is even worse.



Kolarov,Tevez and Vinnie maybe but Boateng is two footed.


Well his crosses tonight with his left foot were pretty feeble. But who cares , you get my point. Stop nitpicking.



You can add Kolo,Yaya,Lescott,Jo and maybe more.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby zuricity » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:57 pm

Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
zuricity wrote:
Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
zuricity wrote:Leave it out will you. Bosteng is only right footed. Thank god Kolarov has a sweet left peg too .people rarely notice how right footed players are because they are in the majority. Kompany is outrageously right footed and Teves is even worse.



Kolarov,Tevez and Vinnie maybe but Boateng is two footed.


Well his crosses tonight with his left foot were pretty feeble. But who cares , you get my point. Stop nitpicking.



You can add Kolo,Yaya,Lescott,Jo and maybe more.


Yes the list is endless. Move on to other teams, for example Giggs at united, or Rooney.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby getdressedmctavish » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:28 am

Its what he does with his one leg that counts. To me, not enough, but a lot more than some.That Ferenc Puskas didn't do too badly did he. Stanley Matthews probably hit some blindin left footed crosses, but I can't remember one. Etc...
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby PeterParker » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:35 am

It's annoying because even if he is at the 16 yard box, he has space, but the ball is on his right foot, he will pass it to the sideline.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Alioune DVToure » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:11 pm

PeterParker wrote:It is just me or Silva can't use his right leg. He can't pass with it, can't shoot, is a miracole he can walk with it.


Bagged with it in Salzburg.
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Nick » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:25 pm

I dont think we should have a thread basically slagging off silva, he is the only one he gives us anything in attack at the moment. Without him were fucked. I said in the summer we needed a backup for him even before he settled so quick.

Saying that even his passing has been a bit suspect recently, but hes coming back from injury.



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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby Original Dub » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:39 pm

Nick wrote:I dont think we should have a thread basically slagging off silva, he is the only one he gives us anything in attack at the moment. Without him were fucked. I said in the summer we needed a backup for him even before he settled so quick.

Saying that even his passing has been a bit suspect recently, but hes coming back from injury.



I want ballotelli back asap for these away games.


Well that's just not true and I reckon our 17 goal top scorer would disagree also.

Maybe the problem is 2 up front?
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Re: Silva has one leg

Postby the_georgian_genius » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:57 pm

Lionel Messi has one leg aswell. He's not doing bad is he?
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