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Postby Chinners » Fri May 20, 2011 6:51 am

Carlos Tevez says that he wants to leave Manchester City
The Eastlands skipper insists he will leave in the summer, sparking a worldwide transfer scramble.
The bombshell comes just days after City boss Roberto Mancini claimed the star was staying.
Tevez, speaking to Argentine station Radio del Plata, said: "I want to leave Manchester City.
"Football has changed a lot for me and I don't know if I will even make it to the next World Cup.
"And that has nothing to do with whether I'm selected or not.
"I've been treated very well here and I'm grateful.
"I also gave my everything for the club to receive the results it has had. But I need a change of scene."
Mancini had hoped striker Tevez would stay and help lead his Champions League charge next season in the wake of Tuesday's two-goal supershow against Stoke.
But City have been unsure about the goal ace's intentions, knowing Tevez is keen to be closer to his estranged wife and kids.
Now their fears have come home to roost, with Italy or Spain his preferred destination.
A potential stumbling block is the 27-year-old's whopping weekly wage of over £200,000, meaning a dream return to Argentina is highly unlikely.
Tevez added: "To go back to Boca Juniors would be beautiful but it is very difficult.
"I spoke to their midfielder Roman Riquelme and, messing around, we agreed I would go back one day. But if we're speaking seriously, financial issues would make my return difficult."
After lifting the FA Cup at Wembley following last Saturday's 1-0 victory over Stoke, Tevez said the chance to overhaul former club Manchester United could yet persuade him to stay at City.
Yet he also admitted that he would need to chat over the future with his family first, which has now helped him to make up his mind to head for the exit. SUN

Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour is prepared to offer Real £150m for Ronaldo but the bid is likely to be rejected by Madrid chief Florentino Perez. Mansour also has his eyes on Mourinho. AS (Spanish edition)
http://www.as.com/futbol/articulo/city- ... ftb_15/Tes

Real Madrid are willing to sell Cristiano Ronaldo for £150m after a rift developed between the Portugal star and manager Jose Mourinho. Daily Mail

City have rejected the speculation over Ronaldo. "There is no substance in these reports whatsoever," a club spokesman said. Press Association

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has placed a £60m price tag on captain Cesc Fabregas to ward off interest from Barcelona and Manchester City. Daily Star

Brazilian midfielder Denilson is planning to quit Arsenal because he is frustrated after five years in London without a trophy. the Sun

Stoke manager Tony Pulis is planning to make a £9m summer bid for England striker Carlton Cole from relegated West Ham as he prepares his side for next season's Europa League. the Sun

Manchester United appear certain to secure the £16m signing of David de Gea after the Spain Under-21 goalkeeper confirmed he will leave Atletico Madrid at the end of the season. Daily Mail

Out-of-favour Spurs defender Sebastien Bassong says he wants to leave Tottenham after experiencing a journey from "heaven to hell" with the club. the Guardian

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew says he wants to bring in some players comparable to 1980s Tyneside legends Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsley and Chris Waddle. talkSPORT

Tottenham coach Tim Sherwood insists striker Jermain Defoe has a future at the club but has poured cold water on the idea of signing Chelsea forward Didier Drogba. Daily Mirror

Lille's Ivory Coast international winger Gervinho is reported to be at the centre of a tug of war between Arsenal and Manchester City, despite Tottenham also being interested in signing the 23-year-old. Metro

Aston Villa, Fulham, Everton and Marseille are all keen on Leicester's Ivory Coast centre-back Sol Bamba. talkSPORT

Sunderland want Aston Villa striker John Carew, who is about to leave Villa Park on a free transfer after a loan spell at Stoke. Daily Mirror

Neil Warnock has signalled that he will be Queens Park Rangers manager next season after saying he has been given the board's backing to start making plans for life in the Premier League. Guardian

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says England Under-21s would be taking a risk with Jack Wilshere's health if they select him for the European Championship next month. Daily Mail

West Ham are monitoring the availability of Alex McLeish, with the Birmingham manager set to consider his future after Sunday's relegation showdown against Spurs. Daily Express

MK Dons boss Karl Robinson is a contender for the West Ham manager's job - at the age of 30. Daily Mirror

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has pleaded with manager Sir Alex Ferguson to pick him for Sunday's final league game against Blackpool so he can sharpen his fitness ahead of the Champions League final on 28 May. Daily Express

Aston Villa boss Gerard Houllier, who was admitted to hospital with heart trouble on 20 April, could make a surprise return to Villa Park for the visit of Liverpool on Sunday. Daily Star

Fifa president Sepp Blatter has described the Football Association's decision to abstain in the voting for the upcoming presidential election as "a bit strange". the Guardian

Fulham face a race against time to tie up a new contract for manager Mark Hughes. The Welshman could leave as a free agent if a deal is not signed by 1 June, with several other clubs watching the situation with interest. Daily Telegraph

Porto's Europa League-winning coach Andre Villas-Boas has revealed he has a 15m euro (£13m) release clause in his contract.Daily Telegraph

St Patrick's Athletic striker Sean Stewart is a late candidate for the "miss of the season" award after failing to score into an open goal in a Leinster Cup tie against Athlone Town. Metro
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x

Postby Wonderwall » Fri May 20, 2011 6:53 am

The fella bhind that wag shot his load a bit early!
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x

Postby ant london » Fri May 20, 2011 6:58 am

is that WAG some kind of April fool?
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri May 20, 2011 9:01 am

Stoke manager Tony Pulis is planning to make a £9m summer bid for England striker Carlton Cole from relegated West Ham as he prepares his side for next season's Europa League. the Sun

I wonder what particular role Pulis has in mind for him ?
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x

Postby Mike J » Fri May 20, 2011 9:05 am

Wonderwall wrote:The fella bhind that wag shot his load a bit early!

looks like zambrotta
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Chinners » Fri May 20, 2011 9:08 am

Thats because it is ....
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x

Postby craigmcfc » Fri May 20, 2011 9:16 am

Wonderwall wrote:The fella bhind that wag shot his load a bit early!


PMSL Nice one. She is too
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Wooders » Fri May 20, 2011 9:19 am

pay the moneys for fabregas
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Chad » Fri May 20, 2011 9:21 am

Ted Hughes wrote:Stoke manager Tony Pulis is planning to make a £9m summer bid for England striker Carlton Cole from relegated West Ham as he prepares his side for next season's Europa League. the Sun

I wonder what particular role Pulis has in mind for him ?


£9 million for Carlton Cole? That would surely be up there with £17m for RSC in the worst value deal stakes.
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Fri May 20, 2011 9:23 am

I've spend few hours now thinking whether those tits are real. I mean, the one on the left hangs like it could be, yet one on the right looks like plastic tit. Also, eít would be extraordinary for someone that thin to have natural jugs like that. Hmmmmmmm.....
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Dameerto » Fri May 20, 2011 9:28 am

Niall Quinns Discopants wrote:I've spend few hours now thinking whether those tits are real. I mean, the one on the left hangs like it could be, yet one on the right looks like plastic tit. Also, eít would be extraordinary for someone that thin to have natural jugs like that. Hmmmmmmm.....



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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Chinners » Fri May 20, 2011 9:34 am

100% natural apparently ..... which has kinda made my day
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Ted Hughes » Fri May 20, 2011 9:47 am

Chinners wrote:100% natural apparently ..... which has kinda made my day


I couldn't give two hooters either way.
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Fri May 20, 2011 10:04 am

Chinners wrote:100% natural apparently ..... which has kinda made my day


Beautiful freak of nature if true.
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Avalon » Fri May 20, 2011 11:02 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
Chinners wrote:100% natural apparently ..... which has kinda made my day


I couldn't give two hooters either way.


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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby craigmcfc » Fri May 20, 2011 11:06 am

All this fuss over a WAG. Tsk
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby ronk » Fri May 20, 2011 11:30 am

craigmcfc wrote:All this fuss over a WAG. Tsk


Is there another story you'd rather discuss or ignore.
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Fri May 20, 2011 11:41 am

craigmcfc wrote:All this fuss over a WAG. Tsk


Hmmmm......to be fair she is rather a shapely young lady after all.......

However, on a footballing theme, is it beyond the bounds of possibility that, since he appears to be bent on leaving us, we could swap Tevez for Fabregas ??

Even Arsene Wenger would have to consider that one and we could sell it to Tevez by telling him that London is far, far closer to Argentina than Manchester.
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby craigmcfc » Fri May 20, 2011 11:52 am

ronk wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:All this fuss over a WAG. Tsk


Is there another story you'd rather discuss or ignore.


Yesterdays' WAG?
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Re: Friday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby mr_nool » Fri May 20, 2011 11:56 am

Some claim that there is no such thing as too big, but seriously ... with her on top, those bags would slap you silly. You'd pass out before you come.
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