Weekend's Other Games

[Slim]

Soton already 1-0 up at the Stadium of Light.

[Slim]

Hey, Adam Johnson's on the pitch.

15 minutes in, first time he's touched the ball I think.

[Sideshow Bob]

AJ is not the only one struggling, tbf. They look awful.

[Slim]

How are they not 4-0 down is beyond me.

Southampton being made to look like Brazil here.

[Ted Hughes]

How are they not 4-0 down is beyond me.

Southampton being made to look like Brazil here.

As do Sunderland:

[Slim]

And it's 2-0, barely having to work for this.

[Sideshow Bob]

Fantastic vision from AJ to pull one back.

[Slim]

Fantastic vision from AJ to pull one back.

That was one hell of a ball.

First attack and a goal.

[DoomMerchant]

That was one hell of a ball.

First attack and a goal.

It was. What's so special about this Luke Shaw kid other than his boy band beard? He's reasonably good but he doesn't look anything like a 30m fullback does he?

Jozy Altidore needs to come back to America. Pronto. He's, in a word, wank.

[Slim]

That was one hell of a ball.

First attack and a goal.

It was. What's so special about this Luke Shaw kid other than his boy band beard? He's reasonably good but he doesn't look anything like a 30m fullback does he?

Jozy Altidore needs to come back to America. Pronto. He's, in a word, wank.

He's very quick and he has a decent cross on him.

Honestly I can't imagine we'd be after him as he's not better than Kolarov and any player we have come in has to displace one of our starting eleven, especially when they come in for £30M.

Jozy was good a few years ago, doesn't look anywhere near the bull he used to be.

[Slim]

And personally I'd like Lallana from Soton, he is very inventive and would fit in with City's attacking style.

[Sideshow Bob]

Anyone know if guidetti is expected to play today?

[Slim]

Anyone know if guidetti is expected to play today?

Potters boss Mark Hughes has decided Jones, who has been fined two weeks' wages, should not be considered for selection, but he will include a new forward in his matchday squad in John Guidetti, recruited on loan from Manchester City earlier this week.

[Sideshow Bob]

Anyone know if guidetti is expected to play today?

Potters boss Mark Hughes has decided Jones, who has been fined two weeks' wages, should not be considered for selection, but he will include a new forward in his matchday squad in John Guidetti, recruited on loan from Manchester City earlier this week.

Brilliant. Really looking fwd to seeing him in the PL.

[Slim]

I thought there was a rule against Cattermole being awarded any freekicks.

[Sideshow Bob]

Fuckinell what a strike from AJ!!

Edit: and with his right foot!

[Slim]

Spin my nipplenuts and call me Susan.

That was Johnson with his right.

[Tony P]

We should be looking at these young English players...

[Slim]

Guidetti's on the bench.

[Sideshow Bob]

Guidetti's on the bench.

Good. Prob better to ease him in.