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All new Jesus chants

Postby Justified logic » Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:45 pm

Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby carolina-blue » Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:31 pm

Justified logic wrote:Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss


Sit down Sit down for Jesus
The buggers at the back can't see
Showsec version :D
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby South Stand Balti » Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:37 pm

Justified logic wrote:Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss

Just have this feeling that won't quite make it.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby iwasthere2012 » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:26 pm

I was waiting for someone to start this thread.
There's been one on BM for a while now.
I put two suggestions up, none of which got any reaction at all so maybe I'll just leave it alone.

The one they seem to favour rhymes Jesus with Penis?
I gave up after that.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Justified logic » Sun Jan 08, 2017 6:42 am

carolina-blue wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Suggestions?

I'll start them off...

Stand up, stand up for Jesus
The master of the cross
Lift high with loyal banter
We'll not suffer gladly loss


Sit down Sit down for Jesus
The buggers at the back can't see
Showsec version :D

This is much better. Can we get a rhyme for "twat from Showsec" and "fecking rag"?
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Vantage » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:45 pm

To the tune of Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey

We're all Jesus Lovers
He'll score a goal but we won't see it
Showsec give us bother
We're only standing so we can see

I'll get my coat...
Have you seen my bongos?
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:26 am

Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.
Watch on youtube.com


Easy-peasey.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby South Stand Balti » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:31 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.
Watch on youtube.com


Easy-peasey.

Now that would be funny. Gets my vote!
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Jan 10, 2017 8:35 pm

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody... Ah forget it, it'd never catch on.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby littlebig » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:06 pm

South Stand Balti wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.
Watch on youtube.com


Easy-peasey.

Now that would be funny. Gets my vote!


+1

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

Brilliant
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby PeterParker » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:10 pm

littlebig wrote:
South Stand Balti wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:Right I've changed my mind. I'm in.


How about every time he scores we break into this.
Watch on youtube.com


Easy-peasey.

Now that would be funny. Gets my vote!


+1

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah!

Brilliant


When he scores (which si going to be a lot of times)

Watch on youtube.com
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Jan 10, 2017 9:23 pm

Oh happy day.
When Jesus washed, the scum away.

Like it.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Justified logic » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:31 am

iwasthere2012 wrote:Oh happy day.
When Jesus washed, the scum away.

Like it.

+1

See, great things can come out of initial banality (although I think "Sit down, sit down for Jesus" would also have legs).
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Scatman » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:19 am

We'll get a ban from all UEFA competitions if we start singing religious chants
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:43 am

Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Ooohhhh, for the Blues
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Justified logic » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:51 am

nottsblue wrote:Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Kum ba yah my lord, Jesus scores
Ooohhhh, for the Blues

+1
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby john@staustell » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:22 pm

Presumably 'Jesus crying Lord' when he misses?
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:54 pm

I did really like the idea of Depeche Mode
But it's got too many musical parts that could probably be filled by clapping.

You never know. Maybe something could be made of it.

Reach out and touch faith
Our own personal Jesus.
Navas and Gab-ri-el
Will send you to hell.
Our own personal Jesus
One would scare the shit out of you
Now we've got two.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:30 pm

Scatman wrote:We'll get a ban from all UEFA competitions if we start singing religious chants


Right. Definitely last one. Since you mentioned UEFA.

We thought trophies only were in fairy tales.
Meant for someone else, but not Cit-y.
UEFA's out to get us.
That's the way it seems.
Disappointment haunted all our dreams.

Then I saw his face....clap,clap,clap, clap.
Now I'm a believer.
Not a trace....clap,clap,clap,clap.
Of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love (Oooh!) We're all believers
We've Gabriel Jesus in our side.

Then queue the dancing.
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Re: All new Jesus chants

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:41 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Scatman wrote:We'll get a ban from all UEFA competitions if we start singing religious chants


Right. Definitely last one. Since you mentioned UEFA.

We thought trophies only were in fairy tales.
Meant for someone else, but not Cit-y.
UEFA's out to get us.
That's the way it seems.
Disappointment haunted all our dreams.

Then I saw his face....clap,clap,clap, clap.
Now I'm a believer.
Not a trace....clap,clap,clap,clap.
Of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love (Oooh!) We're all believers
We've Gabriel Jesus in our side.

Then queue the dancing.


Haha I sang that in my head. Very good. I didn't dance though as the people in my office would not take kindly to me pogoing around.
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