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Postby craigmcfc » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:29 pm

Bear60 wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:can someone please get me the number of a sniper because I feel like putting Craig "I was useless twat of a footballer but a worse commentator and biased mother fucker" Burley out of his misery


I did the snipers course when I was a squaddie


I'll pay half of your fee
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:29 pm

Cow's arse > (Ban)(jo)

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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby MaineRoadMemories » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:30 pm

Jo has impressed me so far. Before tonight I had him down as nothing more than a semi-pro footballer. Now I can see him getting a game at Altrincham in the near future. Onwards and upwards for Jo :-)
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby svengali » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:30 pm

Yet another handball!!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby berttrautmannismyhero » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:30 pm

Jo gets a hat trick ............................................................................. of misses!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:31 pm

svengali wrote:Yet another handball!!


i really wish we'd stop kicking them into their hands. It's contagious! How about putting it in the net or making a pass. ;)
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:32 pm

Fuckin' pathetic refereeing!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:32 pm

Dont get surprise... Juventus is the only football Club which is entitled to play volleyball and handball alon with footy, ffs!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby mcfc1632 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:32 pm

Mase wrote:
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Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
citytilidie wrote:boateng is absolutely diabolical


What did he do wrong on the goal?

Really all down to MIcah and Boyata and a tiny sprinkling of SWP not helping Micah.

You are not allowed to say that - apparently Micah is a zillion times better

joking apart Micah has been much better recently - shame about the 'occasional' lapses in concentration


I don't think that there's many City fans left that still rate Micah if I'm honest. I'm guessing you think Boateng has set the world on fire since joining City?



is that a cute rhetorical question?

I was making a light hearted comment - but as you ask - no I think Boateng has been a major let down - but there again Micah has been for years apart form little spells

but I waqs being light hearted
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Dameerto » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:33 pm

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Tony P » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:33 pm

Get in JO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby svengali » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:33 pm

Great finish Jo!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Dubciteh » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:33 pm

get in legend!!!
derby day the scores were level,
then the goat was fed by neville,
silly boy should know for sure,
feed the goat and he will score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Florida Blue » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:33 pm

Fuck off Jo slaggers, he is money!!! And onsides!!
I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I am all out of bubblegum.
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Citylee » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:33 pm

Get in............. Nice Goal...
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Swales4ever » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 pm

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
On Top again!!!
Good finish and terrific ball through by AJ...

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:Cow's arse > (Ban)(jo)

cheers


i retract that statement....my apologies for the mathematical slur.

cheers
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby BlueMoonAwoken » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 pm

BlueMoonAwoken wrote:Im sorry but jo is shit.



Im sorry but he has scored 1 out of 5 but anyway ill love you till next week.
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 pm

Get the fuck IN!!!
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Re: *** Offi Juve - City thread ****

Postby Dameerto » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 pm

Great first touch too.
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