bacon's book

[Ted Hughes]

I read Keanes comments this morning. How he can talk about loyalty after the slating he's given out in all his books is beyond belief. Looks to me like they are trying to outcunt each other with no sign of a clear winner yet

Bacon wins the gold medal each and every time. Anyone else is just a pretender

I can't wait for an outraged Beckham to give his version.."erm, well the boss erm said that erm..etc"

Love it.

[Ted Hughes]

Mike Phelan says Manchester United would have delivered a marquee signing had Sir Alex Ferguson's regime remained at Old Trafford.



He told a Scandinavian United supporters' club magazine: "If Sir Alex and David Gill had still been the bosses, I won't name the player, but there would have been a star signing, one of the absolute best players in the world.

"It was something the boss talked about, and the owners and David Gill were also quite clear on doing it.

"There's very few of such players out there. I think it's clear to everybody who I'm talking about.

"We didn't see the need for a big clear-out of the squad, that's why Sir Alex and I had the one big signing in sight. One such star signing gives everybody a lift, we saw that with Robin van Persie."


So the old cunt was even bullshitting his own staff about signings for next season, then retired & left them without a job.

What a cunt.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Mike Phelan says Manchester United would have delivered a marquee signing had Sir Alex Ferguson's regime remained at Old Trafford.



He told a Scandinavian United supporters' club magazine: "If Sir Alex and David Gill had still been the bosses, I won't name the player, but there would have been a star signing, one of the absolute best players in the world.

"It was something the boss talked about, and the owners and David Gill were also quite clear on doing it.

"There's very few of such players out there. I think it's clear to everybody who I'm talking about.

"We didn't see the need for a big clear-out of the squad, that's why Sir Alex and I had the one big signing in sight. One such star signing gives everybody a lift, we saw that with Robin van Persie."


So the old cunt was even bullshitting his own staff about signings for next season, then retired & left them without a job.

What a cunt.

I've heard talk that the Glazers pulling the plug on that particular deal that Phelan's referring to being one of the reasons why old bacon retired.

[Ted Hughes]

Mike Phelan says Manchester United would have delivered a marquee signing had Sir Alex Ferguson's regime remained at Old Trafford.



He told a Scandinavian United supporters' club magazine: "If Sir Alex and David Gill had still been the bosses, I won't name the player, but there would have been a star signing, one of the absolute best players in the world.

"It was something the boss talked about, and the owners and David Gill were also quite clear on doing it.

"There's very few of such players out there. I think it's clear to everybody who I'm talking about.

"We didn't see the need for a big clear-out of the squad, that's why Sir Alex and I had the one big signing in sight. One such star signing gives everybody a lift, we saw that with Robin van Persie."


So the old cunt was even bullshitting his own staff about signings for next season, then retired & left them without a job.

What a cunt.

I've heard talk that the Glazers pulling the plug on that particular deal that Phelan's referring to being one of the reasons why old bacon retired.

Perhaps he should have put that in his book ? But of course, he was the man responsible for them taking over, so it would reflect badly on him.

The rotten, lying old cunt.

[Wonderwall]

Mike Phelan says Manchester United would have delivered a marquee signing had Sir Alex Ferguson's regime remained at Old Trafford.



He told a Scandinavian United supporters' club magazine: "If Sir Alex and David Gill had still been the bosses, I won't name the player, but there would have been a star signing, one of the absolute best players in the world.

"It was something the boss talked about, and the owners and David Gill were also quite clear on doing it.

"There's very few of such players out there. I think it's clear to everybody who I'm talking about.

"We didn't see the need for a big clear-out of the squad, that's why Sir Alex and I had the one big signing in sight. One such star signing gives everybody a lift, we saw that with Robin van Persie."


So the old cunt was even bullshitting his own staff about signings for next season, then retired & left them without a job.

What a cunt.

I've heard talk that the Glazers pulling the plug on that particular deal that Phelan's referring to being one of the reasons why old bacon retired.

Perhaps he should have put that in his book ? But of course, he was the man responsible for them taking over, so it would reflect badly on him.

The rotten, lying old cunt.

plus they are still paying him a whopping directors wage

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Mike Phelan says Manchester United would have delivered a marquee signing had Sir Alex Ferguson's regime remained at Old Trafford.



He told a Scandinavian United supporters' club magazine: "If Sir Alex and David Gill had still been the bosses, I won't name the player, but there would have been a star signing, one of the absolute best players in the world.

"It was something the boss talked about, and the owners and David Gill were also quite clear on doing it.

"There's very few of such players out there. I think it's clear to everybody who I'm talking about.

"We didn't see the need for a big clear-out of the squad, that's why Sir Alex and I had the one big signing in sight. One such star signing gives everybody a lift, we saw that with Robin van Persie."


So the old cunt was even bullshitting his own staff about signings for next season, then retired & left them without a job.

What a cunt.

I've heard talk that the Glazers pulling the plug on that particular deal that Phelan's referring to being one of the reasons why old bacon retired.

Perhaps he should have put that in his book ? But of course, he was the man responsible for them taking over, so it would reflect badly on him.

The rotten, lying old cunt.

Quite, football autobiographies aren't about the truth, they're about making money.

[Blue Since 76]

Tried reading it today, but every time I got to the end, Howard Webb added an extra 6 pages*




*stolen from Twitter

[RodneyRodney]

Tried reading it today, but every time I got to the end, Howard Webb added an extra 6 pages*




*stolen from Twitter

. . .but they still couldn't score with Moyes in charge

[Jorgobot]

People read books about serial killers and mass murderers.

Villains are as interesting as heroes. Sometimes more so.

Good post

[Jorgobot]

Speaking of crazy ass books has anyone read zlatan ibrahimovics book?

[nottsblue]

Speaking of crazy ass books has anyone read zlatan ibrahimovics book?

Not yet. Got it for my birthday. Apparently there is a quote from when he was at Barca, "Barca & Guardiola didnt perform well. I of course was brilliant!"

Hilarious

[walshawblue]

Just seen Bacons book for sale at half price already at W H Smiths soon dropped the price lol

[Bridge'srightfoot]

Just seen Bacons book for sale at half price already at W H Smiths soon dropped the price lol

Ah great we can get a second copy aswel now.

[Herb]

Just seen Bacons book for sale at half price already at W H Smiths soon dropped the price lol

Ah great we can get a second copy aswel now.

I'm waiting until it's on a car boot stall for 30p (next month perhaps) but is it worth waiting for - is the paper soft and absorbent or is it too scratchy for a good arse-wipe?

[Beefymcfc]

Pulled a masterstroke(r) again didn't he. While everybody focused on him his team pulled it back from the brink.

[Dameerto]

I'm waiting 'til it's cheaper than bog paper then I'll buy a few copies. You can never have too much arse-wipe.

[Duckman]

fokin hell man :)

[Cocacolajojo1]

fokin hell man :)

Jeeeeeeesus....

[Chinners]

I'm presuming that picture was taken on Halloween in the early 1970's ...

[nottsblue]

Apparently it is the fastest selling non fiction book ever.

Non fiction my fuckin arse. There' ll be more bullshit in there than a wild west stampede