Chelsea versus Rags.

[mr_nool]

They are crap.

[Benjay]

You would Tyler was the ex rag they way he is commentating.

[DoomMerchant]

They are crap.

Both of them.

[Tesl]

Didn't really want Chelsea to score a second, but now that they have hopefully they'll go on to murder them. If Utd were to fight back for a draw I wouldn't be able to handle the media coverage afterwards.

Its funny, we've been here before with Chelsea 2-0 up and we all knew Utd were probably going to do what they always do and get back into it (with Hernandez scoring the winner that time). Can anyone really see Utd getting back into this now? Seems almost impossible for them, they just aren't good enough.

[mcfc1632]

They are crap.

Both of them.

Agreed - double is on!!

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Never liked Souness much as a player or manager but starting to like him as a pundit. In the Times today was basically saying its the players fault. I think there have always been too may average players over performing at swampland out of fear of the Govan sociopath. Now he's gone theyre taking the piss and reverting to what they are which is a bunch of middle table Europa league hopefuls. Fuck them fuck the whole fucking lot. Fuckers. C'mon Chelsea bury them.

[Clowncrete]

Didn't really want Chelsea to score a second, but now that they have hopefully they'll go on to murder them. If Utd were to fight back for a draw I wouldn't be able to handle the media coverage afterwards.

Its funny, we've been here before with Chelsea 2-0 up and we all knew Utd were probably going to do what they always do and get back into it (with Hernandez scoring the winner that time). Can anyone really see Utd getting back into this now? Seems almost impossible for them, they just aren't good enough.

If you are refering to that farce at stamford bridge a season back, it was Manure who were 2-0 up before Chelsea clawed it back and Clattenburg did his job.

[Benjay]

I always turn off or over when United or Chelsea play (as I dislike them both) so why am I watching this?

[Tesl]

Didn't really want Chelsea to score a second, but now that they have hopefully they'll go on to murder them. If Utd were to fight back for a draw I wouldn't be able to handle the media coverage afterwards.

Its funny, we've been here before with Chelsea 2-0 up and we all knew Utd were probably going to do what they always do and get back into it (with Hernandez scoring the winner that time). Can anyone really see Utd getting back into this now? Seems almost impossible for them, they just aren't good enough.

If you are refering to that farce at stamford bridge a season back, it was Manure who were 2-0 up before Chelsea clawed it back and Clattenburg did his job.

Oh, I think I'm confusing some matches here...

Ah! Didn't they come back from 3-0 down actually to draw 3-3? I think thats the game I had in my mind (I'm sure Hernandez scored the equaliser there too, which is probably why I'm mixed up)

[Clowncrete]

Didn't really want Chelsea to score a second, but now that they have hopefully they'll go on to murder them. If Utd were to fight back for a draw I wouldn't be able to handle the media coverage afterwards.

Its funny, we've been here before with Chelsea 2-0 up and we all knew Utd were probably going to do what they always do and get back into it (with Hernandez scoring the winner that time). Can anyone really see Utd getting back into this now? Seems almost impossible for them, they just aren't good enough.

If you are refering to that farce at stamford bridge a season back, it was Manure who were 2-0 up before Chelsea clawed it back and Clattenburg did his job.

Oh, I think I'm confusing some matches here...

Ah! Didn't they come back from 3-0 down actually to draw 3-3? I think thats the game I had in my mind (I'm sure Hernandez scored the equaliser there too, which is probably why I'm mixed up)

Yes that was in 2011-12 season. Shrek scored 2 penalties and Cheatcharito got the third.

[DoomMerchant]

I always turn off or over when United or Chelsea play (as I dislike them both) so why am I watching this?

I'll watch almost any football these days it seems.

I love quiet time alone with a match and a drink. About the only relaxation I get -- except when City is involved of course which is always the opposite of relaxation.

[CHOPPERmcfc]

I'm watching this muck, not bothered about the result one bit.

Key observations from the first half:

Ashley Young is a cunt.
David Luiz is a complete liability.
Both teams are boring as fuck to watch.

[phips]

how Fergie managed to win with this lot last season is a miracle. this United squad is garbage

[nottsblue]

Hat-trick Eto'o. Bye bye raggies. Lol

[CHOPPERmcfc]

Valencia should get an assist for that as he actually pulled Eto'o round to face the goal

[Clowncrete]

I know I will get shit for saying this, but JizzJazz clearly is the standout player amongst the shower of shite the rags have on the pitch. Shame he is a diver and plays for them.

[michaelcityfan]

Best thing would be scum.fightback and a few injuries to key players like happens to us although six nil would be hilarious.

[DoomMerchant]

Valencia should get an assist for that as he actually pulled Eto'o round to face the goal

Amazing. Had he actually acted like a footballer he might have cleared that. These cunts are going to get Moyes sacked. That would be really sad.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

I know I will get shit for saying this, but JizzJazz clearly is the standout player amongst the shower of shite the rags have on the pitch. Shame he is a diver and plays for them.

Stephen Hawking would stand out in this team

[ruralblue]

Was hoping for a bore draw peppered with injuries and suspensions. Not going to happen now so for the sake of their shame I hope the flood gates open!