derby day build up thread

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Is anyone else struggling to feel positive about this one? I've complete faith in pep and am sure this is going to be an awesome season, but aguero out coupled with how early into the year we are and the players who haven't debuted yet make me very nervous.

You're not alone PBL, but then I always seem to feel pessimistic when we play this lot.

So many things beyond our control can occur and, at this moment in time, I'd happily take a scrappy, scruffy, even flukey 1-0 win, with the rag media going into overdrive to condemn us.

[DoomMerchant]

Is anyone else struggling to feel positive about this one? I've complete faith in pep and am sure this is going to be an awesome season, but aguero out coupled with how early into the year we are and the players who haven't debuted yet make me very nervous.

You're not alone PBL, but then I always seem to feel pessimistic when we play this lot.

So many things beyond our control can occur and, at this moment in time, I'd happily take a scrappy, scruffy, even flukey 1-0 win, with the rag media going into overdrive to condemn us.

It's one match. It won't define the season. Bragging rights are interesting natch and I'd love to punch them in the throat. Then the dick. Then shit on them. And piss on them. Then light them on fire.

However a loss won't stub my optimism too much.

Cheers

[carl_feedthegoat]

Pussies - we piss all over the munchens in every department.

They will shit their bricks when we make them dizzy with our pas pass pass pass pass pass ....goal...pas pass pass pass pass ....goal.

Im not fuckign worried at all.

[dazby]

Pussies - we piss all over the munchens in every department.

They will shit their bricks when we make them dizzy with our pas pass pass pass pass pass ....goal...pas pass pass pass pass ....goal.

Im not fuckign worried at all.

Agreed coconut boy.

[Grandad Rosler]

Just been flicking through SSN app this morning to find a video on Zlatan writing a message to Bravo.

I mean come on, funking wankers. Can't expect anything less from a biased media and egotistical prick I suppose.

Mind you I didn't watch the video. They may just be innocent pen pals

[Nickyboy]

We'll smash the horrible rag bastards. Not one bit of doubt in me.

[nottsblue]

The eleven v eleven on the pitch is our favour.
The manager v manager on the touchline is in our favour.
The match officials however........

[Foreverinbluedreams]

Just been flicking through SSN app this morning to find a video on Zlatan writing a message to Bravo.

I mean come on, funking wankers. Can't expect anything less from a biased media and egotistical prick I suppose.

Mind you I didn't watch the video. They may just be innocent pen pals

Have to give Twatan some credit here, he made a video of himself packing up training gear to send to Bravo, the clever part is that it's his own brand of clothing.

The media, as they do when it comes to that shower of cunts, deemed this trivial thing newsworthy, so Twatan gets a shit load of free advertising.

[Hazy2]

The whole week has been rag Love in from Talkshite debating Granny shaggger to Rashi to Zlatatan hatred of Pep, City I hope do our talking where it matters and empty the swap again. CUNTS !

[CTID Hants]

First two articles i've read this morning were

Freak Swedish arrogant cunts agent: Guardiola, I don’t like. I don’t hate him, but I don’t like him. He is a good coach, but his football seems to be very boring.

Guardiola didn’t have the balls to sit with me

The second is Kasper's old man: He was okay at Bayern Munich. I have to say he was okay. For me, personally, he changed a really good, entertaining team to be become more boring to watch.

Whereas Bayern before were very direct, they won the treble, had quick players and were exciting to watch, he [Guardiola] made them play more square. He changed the players, but you can’t argue with his results.

With Pep, he comes in with an incredible reputation. What he did with Barcelona was fantastic, his work was fantastic, but he was also very lucky he had the players to bring in the philosophy that he has in football.

Next they'll probably have a quote from George Best's lad and dig out a quote or two from Whiskey Nose's books...............

[Hazy2]

First two articles i've read this morning were

Freak Swedish arrogant cunts agent: Guardiola, I don’t like. I don’t hate him, but I don’t like him. He is a good coach, but his football seems to be very boring.

Guardiola didn’t have the balls to sit with me

The second is Kasper's old man: He was okay at Bayern Munich. I have to say he was okay. For me, personally, he changed a really good, entertaining team to be become more boring to watch.

Whereas Bayern before were very direct, they won the treble, had quick players and were exciting to watch, he [Guardiola] made them play more square. He changed the players, but you can’t argue with his results.

With Pep, he comes in with an incredible reputation. What he did with Barcelona was fantastic, his work was fantastic, but he was also very lucky he had the players to bring in the philosophy that he has in football.

Next they'll probably have a quote from George Best's lad and dig out a quote or two from Whiskey Nose's books...............

THE MANAGER THEY CRAVED AFTER PISS POT !!!!! CUNTS.

[johnny crossan]

Mino Raiola (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's agent): "Guardiola, I don't like him. He is a good coach but his football philosophy seems boring to me. "Everybody knows what happened to Zlatan in Barcelona. He (Guardiola) doesn't even have the balls to sit next to me."
So now he lines up with the other Superslug Agent Seluk in dissing Guardiola in the derby build-up.
I think the stench of the putrefying parasite probably accounts for why Pep doesn't fancy sitting next to him.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Pussies - we piss all over the munchens in every department.

They will shit their bricks when we make them dizzy with our pas pass pass pass pass pass ....goal...pas pass pass pass pass ....goal.

Im not fuckign worried at all.

I'm with this geezer. Can't see us losing against ultra-negative Hoaseh and we have class all over the pitch. 1-3.

[Saul Goodman]

I wouldnt mind playing for a 0-0 draw.
Of course Pep wont but its early in the season, Aguero is out, GK situation is undecided at this point (Willy or Bravo, who had hardly trained), right after a International break, only a few weeks with Pep's sytem, Sane & Ilkay just back from injury.

[Foreverinbluedreams]

I wouldnt mind playing for a 0-0 draw.
Of course Pep wont but its early in the season, Aguero is out, GK situation is undecided at this point (Willy or Bravo, who had hardly trained), right after a International break, only a few weeks with Pep's sytem, Sane & Ilkay just back from injury.

Loser talk!

That said I believe 0-0 is the most likely outcome.

[PeterParker]

Incredible desperation from the filth.

The media and the club will do everything in their power for them to win the league this year. And by everything I mean EVERYTHING. It will be 4 years since their beloved club did not win a bent title? Time to change that. The desperation and the pressure is big there.

If we manage to win this, but not just win, beat the shite out of them, things will be even worse like it was in 2011 after we won in the swamp.

[sheblue]

Just cant see it being 0-0.

[Hazy2]

Score 1st they shit the pants, we pick em off 0-3, Deluded rag media bury the defeat, we are closer to meltdown.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

The eleven v eleven on the pitch is our favour.
The manager v manager on the touchline is in our favour.
The match officials however........

That's it in a nutshell NB.

It's the knowledge of what's likely to (or probably going to) happen which causes concern and anger.

[Justified logic]

Just seen this on a DM comments thread. Tidied up version:

When the ball hits the net, it's not Rashford or Shrek..It'ssss Iheanachoooooooo

I like it.