** City v Swansea Official Match Day Thread **

[Nige]

I think we're gonna need some more pace/ mobility in midfield to see this one out. Also VK for Demichelis at some point because he looks like an accident waiting to happen again.

I couldn't tell from the replay, who was meant to be marking Gylfi?

[Ted Hughes]

Sky really really hate us, every time I watch us play they have nothing but negative comments, "how did City catch Swansea out" what the fuck are you talking about? We've been all over Swansea and have been nothing but comfortable through the whole half.

They'd be wanking themselves stupid if the rags ever produced a half like that. Swansea are very lucky not to be behind by an embarrassing margin.

[Nige]

Niall Quinn! Has he got some huge axe to grind or what? Bitter twat, I won't be singing no disco pants song next time I see him.

[Slim]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Sky really really hate us, every time I watch us play they have nothing but negative comments, "how did City catch Swansea out" what the fuck are you talking about? We've been all over Swansea and have been nothing but comfortable through the whole half.

They'd be wanking themselves stupid if the rags ever produced a half like that. Swansea are very lucky not to be behind by an embarrassing margin.

I know mate, hopefully we take our chances in the second half and put a few more past them like the QPR game, saying that they'll still find somthing to moan about no doubt

[Ted Hughes]

I think we're gonna need some more pace/ mobility in midfield to see this one out. Also VK for Demichelis at some point because he looks like an accident waiting to happen again.

I couldn't tell from the replay, who was meant to be marking Gylfi?

Everyone was very deep & he was on his own on the edge of the box, which surely means the nearest defender between him & the goal has to get out pretty fast. He was two paces behind getting off the mark imo.

[Mase]

Hahaha Sky just showed the rags walking in to the swamp - what the fuck is wrong with De Gayer's hair?! He looks like a right tit. Ugly prick

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

And Northern Ireland isn't England

[Nigels Tackle]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

is northern ireland part of england?

[Mase]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

Monk is the highest placed English manager

[Mase]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

is northern ireland part of england?

He's just made himself look like a right tit! Absolute nightmare for Slim!

[Slim]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

And Northern Ireland isn't England

Well you learn something every day. That does explain quite a bit though.

[Nigels Tackle]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

is northern ireland part of england?

He's just made himself look like a right tit! Absolute nightmare for Slim!

i imagine he's kicking shit out of the dark room he calls home

[Slim]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

is northern ireland part of england?

He's just made himself look like a right tit! Absolute nightmare for Slim!

Uh huh, as an expert on looking like a right tit, maybe you have some tips on how to handle the situation.

Although a lack of knowledge about Brendan Rodgers I'm not sure qualifies. Again, as the expert that'll be your call.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Niall Quinn! Has he got some huge axe to grind or what? Bitter twat, I won't be singing no disco pants song next time I see him.

He's in our 'hall of fame'.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Oh come on. UK, Britain, England Ireland etc all gets very confusing.

[Nigels Tackle]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

is northern ireland part of england?

He's just made himself look like a right tit! Absolute nightmare for Slim!

Uh huh, as an expert on looking like a right tit, maybe you have some tips on how to handle the situation.

Although a lack of knowledge about Brendan Rodgers I'm not sure qualifies. Again, as the expert that'll be your call.

best thing is to turn on everyone else and remind them of all the idiotic things they have said and done

[Mase]

They said at the start of the half that Monk was the highest placed English manager.

Now I'm fairly certain 5th is higher than 8th unless Monk has been hanging with Livermore in which case I misread the usage of the word.

is northern ireland part of england?

He's just made himself look like a right tit! Absolute nightmare for Slim!

Uh huh, as an expert on looking like a right tit, maybe you have some tips on how to handle the situation.

Although a lack of knowledge about Brendan Rodgers I'm not sure qualifies. Again, as the expert that'll be your call.

Brilliant comeback. So good you said it twice just in case no one realises how funny it was the first time round.

[Cit.revenge]

Hart is in amazing form

[nottsblue]

Another great counter. Haven't been doing it nearly enough. Bony on soon, surely