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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRN99zNjRHY

Brilliant

nottsblue wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRN99zNjRHY

Brilliant

Fantastic find NB.

You couldn't make that up.

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blues-clues wrote:Type Gobshite into Google Maps

Hahahaha brilliant

blues-clues wrote:Type Gobshite into Google Maps

Excellent!

Chinners wrote:My laptop anti virus checker won't let me on there thankfully

Thats a pity and, if am allowed to unleash the banter, the closed thing to a Puritan stance a Chinners might ever take.

Because if Your laptop wouldnt fail You, You would discover some very, very bemusing pearls of ragsland, such as:
1. a thead started as "it's fair to criticise Guardiola, so early", basically deemed to dismiss Pep as a "lucky checkbook manager", ACTUALLY forced to be renamed to "it's fair to worship Guardiola, so early", by a few resident "downtoearth rags" quite worryed that their board could actually peak RAWK levels of delusion...
2. meanwhile, as the embarassment is growing at having had to swallow Moaninho "masterclass... double barge blockade of the harbour" at that very same average Spool side, which all ather teams keep trashing at ease... most of the same folks started a "What Would Guardiola have Done? [Lets say Guardiola took us over last summer instead of Jose.... ]"

and that not to mention the rollercoaster of delusional/disilluded takes registerd on their Tranfer Window drivels, since we signed Bernie, probably their most covated delusion at bringing back the ol' great Slur Alex' Yoooooonite way, with just the signing of a top winger: as tautalising as post-puberty sex, If I may...

In short... I have nothing particularly serious against a healty dose of pudicity but, every now and then a decent streap tease can be a big turning on.... if You allow Yourseef to tune with my spirit, at risk to have some of Your pals really pissed off

Nigels Tackle wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41733364

Yeah Giggs is interested too. The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.

john@staustell wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41733364

Yeah Giggs is interested too. The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.

A Giggs and Neville double act might now be considered by Everton, given that these two footballing giants have both expressed an interest.

It could be along the lines of Mercer-Allison or Clough-Taylor and be dynamically exciting for the Toffees and their knowledgeable and discerning supporters.

I think they should definitely go for it as this would be very good indeed, given that relegation would then be a racing certainty.

john@staustell wrote:

Nigels Tackle wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41733364

Yeah Giggs is interested too. The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.

The thing is, people are either laughing at the idea or feeling sorry for the pathetic wanker.

Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

May I use the Italian word 'pompalino' in here? I can't think of any other occasion in which it would be fitting to use it.

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

Not to mention sludge pumps and submersible pumps...

Like my wife always says: a dirty mind is a joy forever!

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

May I use the Italian word 'pompalino' in here? I can't think of any other occasion in which it would be fitting to use it.

"pompino" actually, my friend.

also agree with the missus on the power of naughtiness but, please Noolie, don't remind me what mess an engine room settlement may turn into.

Swales4ever wrote:

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

May I use the Italian word 'pompalino' in here? I can't think of any other occasion in which it would be fitting to use it.

"pompino" actually, my friend. ;)

also agree with the missus on the power of naughtiness but, please Noolie, don't remind me what mess an engine room settlement may turn into. :lol:

Grazie mille.

mr_nool wrote:

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

Not to mention sludge pumps and submersible pumps...

Like my wife always says: a dirty mind is a joy forever!

I'm uneasy about this but would the word 'pumpkin' allude to some form of incest ??

Shudder, shudder.

On the other hand is a 'pumpernickel' an American lady of the night who pursues carnal activities in exchange for small financial gain ?? ...i.e. in 1060s colloquial terms; for not much bread.

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

mr_nool wrote:

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:

london blue 2 wrote:

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.

Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

Not to mention sludge pumps and submersible pumps...

Like my wife always says: a dirty mind is a joy forever!

I'm uneasy about this but would the word 'pumpkin' allude to some form of incest ??

Shudder, shudder.

On the other hand is a 'pumpernickel' an American lady of the night who pursues carnal activities in exchange for small financial gain ?? ...i.e. in 1060s colloquial terms; for not much bread.

Is it still PC to ask for pumps in a shoe shop?

https://youtu.be/OhR-WnafzoE

Danny Mills showing us his skills. Or not.

Just stands there like the utter cunt he is with his hands on his hips