Today's other games

[gmercer1]

Ok after match chat with Scholes and Owen and they both agree that the Scum need to go in to the transfer market and buy some decent players! Hahaha

[patrickblue]

Well he did rest wooney ! give him a break lads. Worldbeater Wayne was rested for Saturday

Rooney rested against us in the Derby as well ;)

What, as well as the worlds b̶e̶s̶t̶ most expensive player?

[Beefymcfc]

Fucking hell, GingerPig and Little Mickey Owen stating that they'll easily win the group with the teams that are in it. They've just been beaten by a team the fuckers said they'd walk past, how the fuck could you come to that conclusion when you've fucking failed at the first hurdle.

Apparently Feyenoord gave 10% more. They hadn't factored that in.

They gave 10% more but to gain 100% of the points. If only the Rags had thought of that.

Not a very good excuse though, and that's all I was hearing.

[Beefymcfc]

Well he did rest wooney ! give him a break lads. Worldbeater Wayne was rested for Saturday

Rooney rested against us in the Derby as well ;)

What, as well as the worlds b̶e̶s̶t̶ most expensive player?

I don't remember him coming off the bench!

[iwasthere2012]

Fucking hell, GingerPig and Little Mickey Owen stating that they'll easily win the group with the teams that are in it. They've just been beaten by a team the fuckers said they'd walk past, how the fuck could you come to that conclusion when you've fucking failed at the first hurdle.

Apparently Feyenoord gave 10% more. They hadn't factored that in.

They gave 10% more but to gain 100% of the points. If only the Rags had thought of that.

Not a very good excuse though, and that's all I was hearing.

Oh and also Man United (their term) is the team everyone wants to play.
Did they ever consider that's because you have a fair chance of coming away with all three points.

[Sideshow Bob]

i want rags to stay in the competition as long as possible without winning it.

[patrickblue]

Fucking hell, GingerPig and Little Mickey Owen stating that they'll easily win the group with the teams that are in it. They've just been beaten by a team the fuckers said they'd walk past, how the fuck could you come to that conclusion when you've fucking failed at the first hurdle.

I can put up with the ginger one being a raggy twat, because he is one, which is fair enough.
What I can't abide is Little Mickey Owen, first he was meant to be a scouse legend (Yet another one), and second he only played for the rags for about ten minutes.
What a cunt.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

[patrickblue]

i want rags to stay in the competition as long as possible without winning it.

Maybe Klopp will give the odious one some tips on how it's done.

[Mase]

Fucking hell, GingerPig and Little Mickey Owen stating that they'll easily win the group with the teams that are in it. They've just been beaten by a team the fuckers said they'd walk past, how the fuck could you come to that conclusion when you've fucking failed at the first hurdle.

I can put up with the ginger one being a raggy twat, because he is one, which is fair enough.
What I can't abide is Little Mickey Owen, first he was meant to be a scouse legend (Yet another one), and second he only played for the rags for about ten minutes.
What a cunt.

He's burnt his bridges with the scouse. They hate him now.

[nottsblue]

Fucking hell, GingerPig and Little Mickey Owen stating that they'll easily win the group with the teams that are in it. They've just been beaten by a team the fuckers said they'd walk past, how the fuck could you come to that conclusion when you've fucking failed at the first hurdle.

I can put up with the ginger one being a raggy twat, because he is one, which is fair enough.
What I can't abide is Little Mickey Owen, first he was meant to be a scouse legend (Yet another one), and second he only played for the rags for about ten minutes.
What a cunt.

He's burnt his bridges with the scouse. They hate him now.

Everyone hates him. That's some achievement. In fact, it probably is the only thing he has achieved

[sheblue]

Wohooo the melt down is on.
First of all that spazmog gets a footie lesson sat, then the fucking mellon comes out and basically call his players lazy cunts on Sunday, now they get beaten by a pile of dog shit......
Knew the melt down would come, just not this early......
Lolololol....

[zuricity]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

Does that 'Tapestry of their histree' use the same woollen matting that woonies wig is made from ?

[nottsblue]

The gift that keeps giving.

First time the rags have ever lost four successive away European games

[iwasthere2012]

Southampton 2-0 up at half time to Sparta Prague. Austin with both goals.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

Does that 'Tapestry of their histree' use the same woollen matting that woonies wig is made from ?

Ouch !!

Good question ZC.

[zuricity]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

Does that 'Tapestry of their histree' use the same woollen matting that woonies wig is made from ?

Ouch !!

Good question ZC.

Note the alliteration though ! before Slim pulls us up for loose allit.

[Sister of fu]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

But but but there were empty seats at the Etihad last night.....

[iwasthere2012]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

Does that 'Tapestry of their histree' use the same woollen matting that woonies wig is made from ?

Ouch !!

Good question ZC.

Note the alliteration though ! before Slim pulls us up for loose allit.

"Wooney 's wig woven from", would be more impressive alliteration.

What's with all the alliteration these days anyway.

I think I'll take up s bit of assonance for variety if this goes on.

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Ploughing exciting new furrows in the swampland of their existence. Painting exciting new pictures in the rich tapestry of their history.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord 1-0.

Mourhino; following in the footsteps of managerial leviathans such as Wee Davey Gollum and Louis van Ghoul in the glittering and golden age of their unsurpassed achievements in European Football.

Getting beaten by a third rate Feyenoord......good innit ??

Does that 'Tapestry of their histree' use the same woollen matting that woonies wig is made from ?

Ouch !!

Good question ZC.

Note the alliteration though ! before Slim pulls us up for loose allit.

"Wooney 's wig woven from", would be more impressive alliteration.

What's with all the alliteration these days anyway.

I think I'll take up s bit of assonance for variety if this goes on.

It's an exciting exercise in determining those instances where the paths of alliteration and onomatopoeia cross one another.

A sort of linguistic equivalent of "when two worlds collide".

We've just got to be aware though, that your assonance might have a tad too much resonance, or common sense in this instance of relevance.