Balotelli is not any type of football player

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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby Ted Hughes » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:14 pm

The skill factor should be evident in his goal v Villa. It's harder to do that & get it right than to do what Rooney did. Go & try it without a goalkeeper, Richard Dunne lumbering over your shoulder, live tv cameras & thousands of fans & see how many times you get it right.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby blues2win » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:32 pm

Not to mention a sweet volley with his left foot around a defender in a Europa Cup. I thought he did pretty well when he came on in the Cup. Since we need three goals he should start against Kyiv in my opinion but I wouldn't be shy of a plan B in the last 20 minutes which would be to sling them in for Dzeko. We really shouldn't be too proud to do so.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby me_innit » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:27 pm

Rae4685 wrote:

If your going to quote a TV series to make yourself look clever then you should probably make sure yoh actually know what the series is about. If you get the content wrong you could end up looking a pleb.

Just saying...........


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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby me_innit » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:37 pm

Slim wrote:
I know you call people you don't know "pal", we'll be best friends by the end of week at this rate.

Trust me sweetheart, when I want in, you'll be made quite aware of the fact, and as this is as welcoming as I get, I would lighten up, pull your fucking head in and take posts less seriously.(except ashton, feel free to rant and rave like a looney at him, it's quite entertaining)


Trying really hard to get in on the action i see pal, keep it up.

As for ranting at Ashcunt, trust me pal, that's exactly what i intend to do, he made his bed when he started with the uncalled for insults and namecalling and i don't mind signing in on here daily just to abuse him. Good job you find it entertaining otherwise you can only get sick of it.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby Slim » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:44 pm

Sadly without mancio's daily madness we have to make do with what we can. I miss that mad bastid.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby ashton287 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:09 pm

me_innit wrote:
Slim wrote:
I know you call people you don't know "pal", we'll be best friends by the end of week at this rate.

Trust me sweetheart, when I want in, you'll be made quite aware of the fact, and as this is as welcoming as I get, I would lighten up, pull your fucking head in and take posts less seriously.(except ashton, feel free to rant and rave like a looney at him, it's quite entertaining)


Trying really hard to get in on the action i see pal, keep it up.

As for ranting at Ashcunt, trust me pal, that's exactly what i intend to do, he made his bed when he started with the uncalled for insults and namecalling and i don't mind signing in on here daily just to abuse him. Good job you find it entertaining otherwise you can only get sick of it.


Shiiiiiiit im scared, better de-activate this. Don't know how i'd ever be able to handle a whiney little bitch typing at me.

You should use capitals, then i might actually cryyy.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby me_innit » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:12 pm

ashton287 wrote:
me_innit wrote:
Slim wrote:
I know you call people you don't know "pal", we'll be best friends by the end of week at this rate.

Trust me sweetheart, when I want in, you'll be made quite aware of the fact, and as this is as welcoming as I get, I would lighten up, pull your fucking head in and take posts less seriously.(except ashton, feel free to rant and rave like a looney at him, it's quite entertaining)


Trying really hard to get in on the action i see pal, keep it up.

As for ranting at Ashcunt, trust me pal, that's exactly what i intend to do, he made his bed when he started with the uncalled for insults and namecalling and i don't mind signing in on here daily just to abuse him. Good job you find it entertaining otherwise you can only get sick of it.


Shiiiiiiit im scared, better de-activate this. Don't know how i'd ever be able to handle a whiney little bitch typing at me.

You should use capitals, then i might actually cryyy.


Ok, RETARDED PRICK.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby ashton287 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:18 pm

me_innit wrote:
ashton287 wrote:
me_innit wrote:
Slim wrote:
I know you call people you don't know "pal", we'll be best friends by the end of week at this rate.

Trust me sweetheart, when I want in, you'll be made quite aware of the fact, and as this is as welcoming as I get, I would lighten up, pull your fucking head in and take posts less seriously.(except ashton, feel free to rant and rave like a looney at him, it's quite entertaining)


Trying really hard to get in on the action i see pal, keep it up.

As for ranting at Ashcunt, trust me pal, that's exactly what i intend to do, he made his bed when he started with the uncalled for insults and namecalling and i don't mind signing in on here daily just to abuse him. Good job you find it entertaining otherwise you can only get sick of it.


Shiiiiiiit im scared, better de-activate this. Don't know how i'd ever be able to handle a whiney little bitch typing at me.

You should use capitals, then i might actually cryyy.


Ok, RETARDED PRICK.


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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby me_innit » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:18 pm

ashton287 wrote:
me_innit wrote:
ashton287 wrote:
me_innit wrote:
Slim wrote:
I know you call people you don't know "pal", we'll be best friends by the end of week at this rate.

Trust me sweetheart, when I want in, you'll be made quite aware of the fact, and as this is as welcoming as I get, I would lighten up, pull your fucking head in and take posts less seriously.(except ashton, feel free to rant and rave like a looney at him, it's quite entertaining)


Trying really hard to get in on the action i see pal, keep it up.

As for ranting at Ashcunt, trust me pal, that's exactly what i intend to do, he made his bed when he started with the uncalled for insults and namecalling and i don't mind signing in on here daily just to abuse him. Good job you find it entertaining otherwise you can only get sick of it.


Shiiiiiiit im scared, better de-activate this. Don't know how i'd ever be able to handle a whiney little bitch typing at me.

You should use capitals, then i might actually cryyy.


Ok, RETARDED PRICK.


Want a biscuit?


Crying yet?
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:18 pm

Weapon of choice, Gentlemen? The black one, top middle, could do some damage :0

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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby ashton287 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:20 pm

nope, turns out i was lying.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby me_innit » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:20 pm

ashton287 wrote:nope, turns out i was lying.


Nothing new there.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby ashton287 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:23 pm

Yeah it has a bad habbit of coming back to bite me in the arse.

Like when when i told your mum i would pull out. Now im arguing with that mistake.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby me_innit » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:24 pm

ashton287 wrote:Yeah it has a bad habbit of coming back to bite me in the arse.

Like when when i told your mum i would pull out. Now im arguing with that mistake.


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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby london blue 2 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:25 pm

so bookotelli, hot or not?

I think he fancies the doc.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby shawzy » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:37 pm

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Kiss an make up boys
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:42 pm

Remind me not to visit this thread again, no need to share your passions Shawzy!
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby Arjan Van Schotte » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:55 pm

i think me_innit is balotelli.

PS - shawzy should get a weeks ban for that.
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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby shawzy » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:56 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Remind me not to visit this thread again, no need to share your passions Shawzy!


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Re: Balotelli is not any type of football player

Postby edgeley blue » Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:49 pm

This thread has cheered me up no end. Please don't stop Ashton/ me-innit.

FWIW I have Ashton slightly ahead on points
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