Alexis/Alexi Sanchez

[PeterParker]

What a fucking snake we dodged.

Somebody up there loves us.

[london blue 2]

Not gonna pretend to be pleased by this.

Can we lock the thread and draw a line under this whole fucking saga.

[Justified logic]

Here's what Alexis Sanchez has told Manchester United's official website about joining Jose Mourinho's side:

“I am thrilled to be joining the biggest club in the world. I have spent three-and-a-half wonderful years at Arsenal and I bring with me very positive memories of that great club and its fans.

"The chance to play in this historic stadium and to work with Jose Mourinho was something I could not turn down.

"I am very proud to be the first Chilean player ever to play for United’s first team and I hope I can show our fans all around the world why the club wanted to bring me here.”

As written by United's PR department.

Dodged a bad'un there. Let's hope we spend the money on a good kid without ruining our wages structure. Or even that Diaz or Foden or Nmecha can step up.

[PeterParker]

Here's what Alexis Sanchez has told Manchester United's official website about joining Jose Mourinho's side:

“I am thrilled to be joining the biggest club in the world. I have spent three-and-a-half wonderful years at Arsenal and I bring with me very positive memories of that great club and its fans.

"The chance to play in this historic stadium and to work with Jose Mourinho was something I could not turn down.

"I am very proud to be the first Chilean player ever to play for United’s first team and I hope I can show our fans all around the world why the club wanted to bring me here.”

As written by United's PR department.

Dodged a bad'un there. Let's hope we spend the money on a good kid without ruining our wages structure. Or even that Diaz or Foden or Nmecha can step up.

Sanchez? Let this transfer sink in and Tyler will tell people he came from their academy.

With this transfer they proved the world they are a bunch of mercenaries, if anyone doubt it.

[john@staustell]

Won't take long before he's throwing his arms in the air and falling out with Maureen

[Justified logic]

Meanwhile, Arsenal's PR department have been just as busy.

Mkhitaryan 'always dreamed of playing for Arsenal'

Henrikh Mkhitaryan says he has always dreamed of playing for Arsenal.

The Armenia international almost joined the club before joining Manchester United in 2016.

“I’m very happy that we could finish this deal and I’m very happy to be here," he said. "It’s a dream come true because I’ve always dreamed of playing for Arsenal.

"Now that I’m here, I’ll do my best for this club to create history.”

Pass the sick bag, Alice.

[Saul Goodman]

What a fucking snake we dodged.

Somebody up there loves us.

Never wanted him. Happy he didnt come

[blues2win]

And we get Kevin signed up till 2023. Result!

[Sparklehorse]

I think the celebration for Arsenal’s first goal on Saturday was very telling.....I think they were saying thank fuck that miserable bastard has gone, and guess what we can play better without him !!!
He’s 29, he’s a great player on his day, but in terms of quality the only way is down from here.
I am chuffed to bits we maintained our dignity on this one, and bowed out when the money became absolutely ridiculous for an autumn years player.
Let’s go forth and mature our spring chickens !

[Mase]

I hope he has a career ending injury on his debut.

[stevefromdonny]

city pulled the plug when utd offered more money for him, but at his age, everybody would take more money
what we need to do in june is get a young forward in for less money and let pep sprinkle his magic dust on him and make him a world beater
and utd not win nowt this year or next, then sanchez will want out

[Original Dub]

Now that's it's all done, it's just another villain to have and this time woth added spice.

Without all the villains it wouldn't be half as fun.

Particularly when we have so much going for us. He would have given us another option and improved us short term, but we stopped thinking of the short term a long time ago.

Bring it on.

[Wooders]

To be fair he’s hardly going to post a pic of him bathing in tenners on the scums official site

[Kippax Sean]

Let the prick rot with the rest of them. He wouldn't get into our starting 11 anyway.

[City64]

83,000 views .

[Nick]

Absolute LOL at some of the one liners on the "inside story" sky article.

"Sanchez basically soaks up the Mickey the gunner wages"

"The evidence is that united players live up to their big fees"

[john@staustell]

Absolute LOL at some of the one liners on the "inside story" sky article.

"Sanchez basically soaks up the Mickey the gunner wages"

"

He does. In about a quarter of the time

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Knew he was a scum bag from day one. Never wanted that dressing room cancer near our squad.

[Chinners]

Todays anagram is .....

CASH-IN SLEAZE...X

[City64]

Todays anagram is .....

CASH-IN SLEAZE...X

Snake mercenary rag cunt ?