Tevez to consider retirement!!!

[Mase]

Dear Sr. Tevez,
You are not getting into the Argentina team because you are playing shit.
Best wishes for an improvement in form.
Yours sincerely,
Tokyo Blue

PS Please also try to show more positive body language on the pitch and at least make it look like you are enjoying yourself.

PPS TB's Handy Hint #64. Try looking around you to see where your team mates are and then giving them the ball if they are better placed than you. Lots of other players can do it, even shit ones like Michael Ricketts.

We're talking about Tevez mate, not SWP ;)

[Socrates]

Dear Sr. Tevez,
You are not getting into the Argentina team because you are playing shit.
Best wishes for an improvement in form.
Yours sincerely,
Tokyo Blue

PS Please also try to show more positive body language on the pitch and at least make it look like you are enjoying yourself.

PPS TB's Handy Hint #64. Try looking around you to see where your team mates are and then giving them the ball if they are better placed than you. Lots of other players can do it, even shit ones like Michael Ricketts.

Abso-fucking-lutely. No wonder he's tired either, racing around like a headless chicken all the time.

[blues-clues]

I think this article needs to be taken with a fuck off massive dose of salt.

Tevez moans at the Swampies in Trafford becuase he is not playing enough football and when we pick him he is playing too much football and wants to retire at 25....yeah that makes lots of sense. He will "retire if Argentina win the world cup in SA" ??? What sort of a threat is that? He could have come up with "I will retire when the pope has a wank wearing a condom" at least something that might happen!

[HamannIce]

I think this article needs to be taken with a fuck off massive dose of salt.

Tevez moans at the Swampies in Trafford becuase he is not playing enough football and when we pick him he is playing too much football and wants to retire at 25....yeah that makes lots of sense. He will "retire if Argentina win the world cup in SA" ??? What sort of a threat is that? He could have come up with "I will retire when the pope has a wank wearing a condom" at least something that might happen!

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think you´re right, this is just soem paper bollox

[Robinho_Is_GOD]

Well according to some of you, he is rubbish anyway isn't he???.....so why worry if he retires?

IMO though, I think he is a top class player, though never was a goalscorer even at that shite over in Trafford, but holds the ball up well, works the channels and takes defenders away or creates openings for fellow strikers and midfielders coming from deep (if we had the runners into the box).

I think his retirement threat is from International football only, so I am not getting worried, also if it is when Argentina win the World Cup, he will be playing for at least another 4 years anyhow, as they had between slim and no chance this time, and slim is already taken.

[AlanBallsHat]

Sod's law dictates that now you have all said it is impossible... The Argies will win the WC.

Actually if you look at the players they have available they could win it easy. And Carlos should be nowhere near their first 11.

[paulmclaren]

Who gives a fuck?
It's all bollox.
BOLLOX I SAY....BOLLOX.