Its my fault. Blame me.

[Blue Since 76]

Thank goodness for that. Last night was the first time I hadn't worn my Mancini style scarf since he arrived, what with it being a bit warmer and I was worried it was my fault.

You lot are a disgrace, the team play their little hearts out and all they ask of you is to not bet, drag sick kids to the game and enter the stadium in a set sequence. Call yourself fans!

[gillie]

I think it may have been my fault because my rivers kept drying up so i ended up listening to GMR and i dont think i have known us win a game whilst listening to GMR.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

[gillie]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

What you have finally found a girlfriend i must tell the missus that her advice has paid off lol.

[Chinners]

Don't blame the tactics, don't blame the players, don't even be tempted to praise and up for it Everton.
the blame lies solely at my feet because :-


For the first time this season, yesterday afternoon I decided to put my money where my mouth is and make a 10 pound bet with a mate that City wouldn't get beaten at home all season


The first fucking game since the bet was made and I am ten pounds lighter. If it wasn't for me we'd have dicked them last night. I *never* win bets when it comes to city, NEVER.

All I can do is apologise profusely.

UNGH....... I learneed my lesson about ten years ago.....NEVER BET ON CITY.

Ditto ... althou I did relent once this season ... and lost

[HeyMark]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

What you have finally found a girlfriend i must tell the missus that her advice has paid off lol.

Where in the post did he mention a female gillie ;)

[gillie]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

What you have finally found a girlfriend i must tell the missus that her advice has paid off lol.

Where in the post did he mention a female gillie ;)

PMSL.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

What you have finally found a girlfriend i must tell the missus that her advice has paid off lol.

Where in the post did he mention a female gillie ;)

PMSL.

Class boys. Mark was the only man for me and he broke my heart and got on that plane so I got myself a breeder.

[DoomMerchant]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

What you have finally found a girlfriend i must tell the missus that her advice has paid off lol.

Where in the post did he mention a female gillie ;)

PMSL.

Class boys. Mark was the only man for me and he broke my heart and got on that plane so I got myself a breeder.

...and the breeder hooked you up with specifically what breed of dog PBL? you seem like you'd skew Irish Setter tbh.

does this give you a semi wet-tip?


cheers

[Wonderwall]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

what did you do for the other 87 mins?

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

what did you do for the other 87 mins?

Made her breakfast so she didn't go to work completely unsatisfied.

[HeyMark]

Wasn't on telly so I stayed in bed and had a shag, defo not my fault.

what did you do for the other 87 mins?

Made her breakfast so she didn't go to work completely unsatisfied.

I've tasted your cooking mate, that must have been the most disappointing morning of her life!

[dazby]

I've seen a pic. I can confirm she is both proper legit female and a hottie. Her name is sheila. ;-)

[gillie]

I've seen a pic. I can confirm she is both proper legit female and a hottie. Her name is sheila. ;-)

Dazzler does she have a white stick and Labrador mate?.

[dazby]

Yeah, what of it?

[gillie]

Yeah, what of it?

PMSL.

[RIP Marc-Vivien Foé]

Don't blame the tactics, don't blame the players, don't even be tempted to praise and up for it Everton.
the blame lies solely at my feet because :-


For the first time this season, yesterday afternoon I decided to put my money where my mouth is and make a 10 pound bet with a mate that City wouldn't get beaten at home all season


The first fucking game since the bet was made and I am ten pounds lighter. If it wasn't for me we'd have dicked them last night. I *never* win bets when it comes to city, NEVER.

All I can do is apologise profusely.

LMFAO... Reminds me when Sven was in charge, hadn't lost the previous 9 or 10 games at home so i too thought it would be a safe bet on us to beat spurs in the carling cup. We all know what happened there, never ever bet on City end off.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

Yeah, what of it?

yeah she's a bit better looking than me, but I'm well hung.

Mark you're a cheeky fucker you loved my cooking.

[HeyMark]

Yeah, what of it?

yeah she's a bit better looking than me, but I'm well hung.

Mark you're a cheeky fucker you loved my cooking.

If you were turned sideways you heffer!

[Im_Spartacus]

The little lad has never seen city lose since I started taking him. You can place the blame squarely at his feet for being sick in my car as we were setting off, so we turned round and I spent the night cleaning the car and watching a shite stream.

The bad news is, just to warn you in advance he is also on holiday with his gran for the Wigan and U***d game. Sorry.

We'll have to kidnap him and get him back. I know a couple of guys in Pakistan that could do the job..........on no wait a minute, never mind.

GOOD NEWS........er

His gran had a heart attack last night, so the kids are NOT going on holiday now, we might finish 4th after all!!