You are MCFC's payroll dept

[Pretty Boy Lee]

I find it staggering the amount of players some of you would pay more than yaya.

[john@staustell]

My contract hit parade for this season is as follows:

6000K + 7virgins
Carlos Tevez

200k
Vincent Kompany
David Silva

130k
Kolo Toure
Nigel de Jong (Plus 20k bonus for every player he breaks)
Joe Hart(20k bonus for every clean sheet)

120k
Alex Kolarov(Based more on expectation)
Yaya Toure
Gareth Barry
Adam Johnson
Pablo Zabaleta

60K
Micah Richards
James Milner
Mario Balotelli
Joleon Lescott
Jerome Boateng
Dedryk Boyata
Emmanuel Adebayor

Free school dinners
Wayne Bridge
Greg Cunningham
Abdi Ibrahim
Roque Santa Cruz
Michael Johnson
SWP
Jo

That's more like it mate. Cant believe some payroll administrators were going to pay SWP, Jo and Boyata 80 grand a week. Thanks fuck Marwood is doing the negotiations.

For what it's worth I believe that under the Sheik we dont say 'how much do you want?' like in the past. But we have to pay what is needed AT THE TIME to get these people on board.

However - how about they all get the same? All equal here comrades