Thursday's B*ll*x

[CitizenYank]

Wasn't on the Skysports Newswire, but I thought I'd mention it:

From the I-Think-Hell-Has-Frozen-Over Department:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70I2FQ20110119

He will have "overall responsibility for all soccer-related matters, which will include the proposed first team," it said.

Even Americans know this guy is crazier than a shit house rat.

If they ever do actually get a team together and find a league to play in they are going to be so well run. I see all types of comedy coming out of this one.

Team President - Pele
Associate Director of Soccer and Ambassador - Cobi Jones
Director of Soccer - Eric Cantona

Oh trust me, you don't think I am going to be sitting with a big bag of popcorn for this one!!
Ha Ha!!

Maybe the best part is that Giorgio Chinaglia, that scumbag former Lazio player, is involved. Last time I check he
had connections with the Mafia. ROFL

[The Man In Blue]

Carew having a medical at Stoke apparently.

[Slim]

Carew having a medical at Stoke apparently.

Medical passed, should be a couple of hours now.

You think they are already salivating at the prospect of Delap's long throwins to Carew on the near post?

[The Man In Blue]

Carew having a medical at Stoke apparently.

Medical passed, should be a couple of hours now.

You think they are already salivating at the prospect of Delap's long throwins to Carew on the near post?

Nah, I bet the thought hasn't even crossed Pulis' mind!

[lets all have a disco]

Carew having a medical at Stoke apparently.

The three actual biggest beasts at Stoke,long ball football if ever i saw it.

Jones,Carew and Ricardo Fuller.

[Slim]

Carew having a medical at Stoke apparently.

Medical passed, should be a couple of hours now.

You think they are already salivating at the prospect of Delap's long throwins to Carew on the near post?

Nah, I bet the thought hasn't even crossed Pulis' mind!

Yeah, he is a bit of a numpty.

Maybe UEFA should fuck off from financial fairplay and make a useful ruling like taking a minute and a half to throw the ball is timewasting.

[lets all have a disco]

Or bring in a ruling that bans a team having a strikeforce that combined measures in at a whopping 18 ft 9 inches.

[The Man In Blue]

TBF I don't think we can really complain about them having a load of giants up front, our side is hardly made up of midgets!

[Slim]

If we played Mario and Dzeko up front, we'd come in at 18'7".

[Wooders]

If we played Mario and Dzeko up front, we'd come in at 18'7".

what they are both over 9 ft tall ?

[blues-clues]

If we played Mario and Dzeko up front, we'd come in at 18'7".

what they are both over 9 ft tall ?

Mario does have quite a big head!

[The Man In Blue]

If we played Mario and Dzeko up front, we'd come in at 18'7".

what they are both over 9 ft tall ?

Mario does have quite a big head!

The chicken hat accounts for around a foot or so.

[blues-clues]

If we played Mario and Dzeko up front, we'd come in at 18'7".

what they are both over 9 ft tall ?

Mario does have quite a big head!

The chicken hat accounts for around a foot or so.

Is there a law to stop you wearing a hat like that in a game? Would imagine with a bit of creativity you could wear a special hat that enabled you to head the ball from 10' in the air with say an 18" jump. There must be a rule against this and springy boots.....surely?

[Mikhail Chigorin]

If we played Mario and Dzeko up front, we'd come in at 18'7".

what they are both over 9 ft tall ?

Mario does have quite a big head!

The chicken hat accounts for around a foot or so.

Is there a law to stop you wearing a hat like that in a game? Would imagine with a bit of creativity you could wear a special hat that enabled you to head the ball from 10' in the air with say an 18" jump. There must be a rule against this and springy boots.....surely?

Wonder if there's a law to stop a goalkeeper wearing superglue, or somesuchlike, on his gloves........