Richard Keys & Andy Gray Suspended By SkySports

[HeyMark]

Keysy and Gray are no sexists. These accusations are disgraceful.

We once had a couple of slags in the Sky studios and Keysy point-blank refused to let Martin Tyler piss on their tits. He's a gentleman.

I want to piss all over these slaaaaags," roared a shroomed-up Tyler.

Not on my watch," Keysy retorted before threatening Tyler with his spanking paddle.
about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone


From Big Sam's twitter, had me in stitches !

[Arjan Van Schotte]

what hypocrisy - an organisation that thinks it's fine to put tits on page 3 suspends 2 of its "stars" for making private comments.

how ironic that she was right and they were wrong. fuckwits.

I know what you mean and i am inclined to agree but then were the pakistani cricketers hard done by because what they said was in private?

Personally i am delighted, i don't know anyone who has a good word to say about them.

sorry - what's the story with the cricketers? vaguely remember summat but can't remember what?

[ashton287]

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Thats fucking hilarious. I watched it twice and got told to shutup laughing both times.

[Beefymcfc]

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Thats fucking hilarious. I watched it twice and got told to shutup laughing both times.

'Get the bloke Luv......2 sugars......'

Made me piss as well, them 2 are real legends. 'Jumpers for goal-posts...'!

[HeyMark]

Both have their faults but Robbie Savage and Stan Collymore are far better pundits than any of the current Sky and BBC muppets. At least they are in touch with modern day football fans.

Got slated to within an inch of my life for saying something similar. Cunt tho Doggymore is, i'd rather listen to him than the likes of Lawro/Gray/Green/Merson.

Robbie Savage's co-commentary on the Blackburn-West Brom game on R5L yesterday was absolutely piss funny. Made one of the most boring fixtures in the division a good listen.

Best thing about Savage is any time he criticises a player he always says 'They're a better player than me / better player than I ever was' before proceeding to criticise them. Always cracks me up

[bluej]

Both have their faults but Robbie Savage and Stan Collymore are far better pundits than any of the current Sky and BBC muppets. At least they are in touch with modern day football fans.

Got slated to within an inch of my life for saying something similar. Cunt tho Doggymore is, i'd rather listen to him than the likes of Lawro/Gray/Green/Merson.

Robbie Savage's co-commentary on the Blackburn-West Brom game on R5L yesterday was absolutely piss funny. Made one of the most boring fixtures in the division a good listen.

Best thing about Savage is any time he criticises a player he always says 'They're a better player than me / better player than I ever was' before proceeding to criticise them. Always cracks me up

Haha, he did this with Sol Campbell on MOTD2 recently, it was brilliant.

[ashton287]

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Thats fucking hilarious. I watched it twice and got told to shutup laughing both times.

'Get the bloke Luv......2 sugars......'

Made me piss as well, them 2 are real legends. 'Jumpers for goal-posts...'!

yeah being allowed to stay up to watch the harry enfirld and friends show is a happy childhood memory of mine.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

I hope they both get sacked

[mcfc1632]

I would not be surprised if they are faded out

Some might see it as an over-reaction but remember Marsh was sacked after trying to be light-hearted after the Tsunami and Atkinson was dumped after begin racist whilst he thought he was 'off-air'

After all they have said many times about refs etc - "....all we want is consistency..."

[Socrates]

I would not be surprised if they are faded out

Some might see it as an over-reaction but remember Marsh was sacked after trying to be light-hearted after the Tsunami and Atkinson was dumped after begin racist whilst he thought he was 'off-air'

After all they have said many times about refs etc - "....all we want is consistency..."

Consistency and a penis. We all joke sometimes about women and the offside rule but they didn't seem to be joking and Keys went even further with his Karen Brady remarks.

[King Kev]

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[Blue Since 76]

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It actually sounds a lot worse than it reads, if that makes sense. Reading it, it could be a bit tongue in cheek, saying it to wind up a woman in the studio/editorial team who is listening in or just being blokey. Listening to that, they actually sounded quite vitriolic about it. Are they divorced by any chance?

[Ted Hughes]

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It actually sounds a lot worse than it reads, if that makes sense. Reading it, it could be a bit tongue in cheek, saying it to wind up a woman in the studio/editorial team who is listening in or just being blokey. Listening to that, they actually sounded quite vitriolic about it. Are they divorced by any chance?

They are married to each other.

[Socrates]

Further off air coverage has Andy Gray having another go, very bitter not remotely tongue in cheek and complete with expletives.

[gillie]

And the irony in all this she got the highly contentious decision about the dippers first goal absolutely spot on.So she did know the offside rule at least more than tweedle dum and tweedle dee.

[ross.mcfc]

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Thats fucking hilarious. I watched it twice and got told to shutup laughing both times.

'Get the bloke Luv......2 sugars......'

Made me piss as well, them 2 are real legends. 'Jumpers for goal-posts...'!

I'd missed the bit about the foreign pounce. lol.

[King Kev]

If the bosses at Sky have anything about them they will use this to get rid of these two dinosaurs and freshened things up.

Football and technology has moved on a lot since these two morons started sharing their 'wisdom' with us, maybe it's time they were put out to pasture and replaced by people who are less condescending and prehistoric.

[King Kev]

Oh dear, it never rains but it pours eh Andy

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By the way, £1.7M a year fro talking about football!!??

[Slim]

Have you ever told a joke about women and the offside rule? Or laughed at one? Just a thought that these guys are being crucified for telling a really REALLY old joke(a crime in itself), and maybe they shouldn't have said it, but FFS talk about a storm in a teacup.

[Sister of fu]

People on phone in's were giving it the old it's banter, fellas having a giggle, but it wasn't. The tone in their voices tells you that. If it was just banter they would have been laughing but they were serious.

I don't get the apology thing as they both obviously think what they said is true and them saying sorry ain't going to change that, they will be just more carefull next time what they say while wearing a mic. Sky need to fuck them off and get some new blood in, get Gabby Logan on just to rub it in!