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[john68]

The aforementioned Mr Sad Bastard will not be entering my house, certainly not through a TV screen.
I don't have Sky...I have considered it...Employing him has decided the matter.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I will not watch..I cannot watch without dribble seeping out of my contorted face when I see that jism monkey on TV...I just cant do it.

[Beefymcfc]

We're (hopefully) moving into our new house in the next couple of weeks and will be contacting them to cancel my subscription. Can anyone guess what my reason will be?

[sandman]

CUNT

[Slim]

CUNT

LARF!

I scrolled all the way down for that, awesome.

[blootoof]

Not sure I could put up with 9:00pm kick-offs.

[kennyboy]

Retired right now... happy days

[Fesan]

Kind of a strange thing to do mid-season is'nt it? Maybe he was told he would not feature again this season or injured? Maybe some scandal about to be revealed?:P

[Blue in the face]

I do hope its a medical thing. And nothing too trivial.

[Green & Blue]

Good riddens you whisker faced twat, has to be a good omen for tonight

[Crossie]

Good, twat.

Don't you just know he's been tapped up by Sky! Does anyone remember that documentary on Beckham years ago, they all went round to Nevilles house and he is the most clueless dumb mother fucker I've ever seen on TV. He didnt even know where the spoons were kept in his own house.

No one will take him seriously if he starts commentating on Sky games. He is a bias little rat fucker, he hates City and I would launch my Sky box out of the window if he EVER commentated on a City game.

[hyper]

Good, twat.

Don't you just know he's been tapped up by Sky! Does anyone remember that documentary on Beckham years ago, they all went round to Nevilles house and he is the most clueless dumb mother fucker I've ever seen on TV. He didnt even know where the spoons were kept in his own house.

I remember that TV programme, what a cunt. He shat himself because he thought his cooker was on fire, it took Beckham to explain to him that it was meant to have flames coming out of it, what with it being a gas hob. You've got to be a pretty thick twat for Beckham to have to explain what's going on.

[PeterParker]

What the hell will do Neville at a tv station ? He talks like Rocky Balboa !
Gary do what you always did, become Fergi's butler, but this time official.

[Goaters 103]

With a nod to Buffalo Soldier who showed me this a few years ago, if you go on Youtube and type in Gary Neville inbed cu*t, you get this as the top option!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlZTfkuYHjg

[Fullartj]

That's the end of Skysports for me. I cant stand that little rat with the worst tash of all-time!

Garry Neville = inbred!

[mcfc1632]

Any football skills he ever had retired years ago - fucking wanker

Probably saw some footage of his performances this season and was shocked and embarassed - that or the refs union have had a word and explained that they have let him off with 2 blatant sending offs already this season and even they cannot do it again - so thats his only possible contribution fucked

[Wooders]

I'm assuming he wasn't included in whiskey noses squads

[zuricity]

Possibly the finest Right Back ever, to pull on a red shirt and play for City !

[Chinners]

I'm assuming he wasn't included in whiskey noses squads

Indeed, this is the reason for his retirement, he hasn't made the latest 25man squad.

[Goataldo]

If he was a beetle, he'd be a cockchafer.