Bitters & Banners

[carl_feedthegoat]

I don't fucking believe what I am reading...Have you lot taken leave of your senses or joined the WRVS? You soft bunch of tarts, what the fuck have City fans come to?
Let me remingd you, it was those rag bastards that put a banner up to record our failures, it was those bastard rags that keept telling us that we weren't worthy of being their real rivals. It was those bastard rags that at every opportunity ensured that they ripped the arse out of anything blue....
....and your response is..."I gave one a wink"...whoop de fuckin dooo...I bet he crawled under the floorboards at that threatening gesture. If I were a rag at this moment, I would be hiding my arse as far away as possible to avoid you lot...but I'd be hiding for nowt.

Saturday night was as good as having good sex...I picked them up and with the central locking on...gave it to them. Made them feel as shit as they have tried to make me over the years.
On Sunday, I went to see my new grandson and (in front of all the grannies, uncles, Aunties and friends I had not previously met)...I ensured the cockney rag who is our Jodie's boyfriend was embarrassed and loudly told he was a sad rag bastard who, like his sad rag bastard team, couldn't take it. Then i fucked off for a meal to leave him to stew on it.

The rags are down...better to keep them there....the gutter is where those arrogant twats belong...with a blue foot on his head to make sure he never rises again.

That was like reading Shakespeare.......so poetic and meaningful........and also true.

[Slim]

I don't fucking believe what I am reading...Have you lot taken leave of your senses or joined the WRVS? You soft bunch of tarts, what the fuck have City fans come to?
Let me remingd you, it was those rag bastards that put a banner up to record our failures, it was those bastard rags that keept telling us that we weren't worthy of being their real rivals. It was those bastard rags that at every opportunity ensured that they ripped the arse out of anything blue....
....and your response is..."I gave one a wink"...whoop de fuckin dooo...I bet he crawled under the floorboards at that threatening gesture. If I were a rag at this moment, I would be hiding my arse as far away as possible to avoid you lot...but I'd be hiding for nowt.

Saturday night was as good as having good sex...I picked them up and with the central locking on...gave it to them. Made them feel as shit as they have tried to make me over the years.
On Sunday, I went to see my new grandson and (in front of all the grannies, uncles, Aunties and friends I had not previously met)...I ensured the cockney rag who is our Jodie's boyfriend was embarrassed and loudly told he was a sad rag bastard who, like his sad rag bastard team, couldn't take it. Then i fucked off for a meal to leave him to stew on it.

The rags are down...better to keep them there....the gutter is where those arrogant twats belong...with a blue foot on his head to make sure he never rises again.

And this is why on a core level we are better than them, even on our worst day we outclass them with every breath, well except for the taxi driver with central locking that is, but you get a wanker in every crowd.

[john68]

@ Slim,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...LUV YOO...:-)
It was the WINKER not the wanker that said it for me.

[Slim]

Thing is, they expect it. Not even saying they don't deserve it.

But when we beat them(chortle), now we've beaten them in a game that really matters, I wouldn't waste my time preferring to celebrate in my team's victory than belittle the mongs. We call them the 'real bitters' over pulling shit like this when they win, over the banner and over every little damn thing they do. Do we really want to be like them in any way?

[john68]

I take your point but my usual passive tendencies, do not (nor ever have) included football...and having been forced to take shit and watch my fellow blues take shit for so many years...last weekend was a great opportunity to stamp on a few rags knackers and enjoy the squelch.
Personally, I have found that taking the moral high ground is a waste of time...Most of them have no clue about morals and the point is lost on them.

[branny]

I was too happy and too drunk to give a toss after the game. We won and that's all i'm bothered about. They are as insignificant as the other 90 teams in my eyes. The only one I will really give it to when we win something is my rag cousin. He constantly texts and posts on facebook about City to the point of obsession. He was gracious enough to text me "well done" though I think my phone would have been much busier had we lost. CTID.

[PoC]

I havent really given it out to many rags except one at work and a few on facebook that needed setting straight (making snide comments about mario and posting clearly biassed articles), the rag at work turned round and said i didnt give you shit when we beat you earlier this season (first thing he said to me after seeing me for the first about 2 weeks after the derby) was shout rooney! and put his foot through a paper ball. All these rags not being bitter and not obsessed with us is a load of shite aswell, the rags on fb have put up pictures of them holding up 35 years signs, etc. Fuck 'em, i havent seen most of them in flesh since the match but im not gonna gloat too much until we win something.