Hart

[carl_feedthegoat]

There is only room for one Simon Cowell fuck nuts and FYI this topic is about Hart, if you have fuck all to contribute to the actual topic then kindly go and fuck yourself elsewhere.

Thanking you in advance.

Where as your contribution is proving you are a bigger prat than Hart, mission accomplished.

Guess you can go fuck yourself somewhere else as well.

No..my contribution was fine, quotes from a player that heaped praise on an English performance that was dire and also defending a blatant sending off...all in all it was Pratish of him to do so.

Meanwhile you're contribution to this thread was to compare me to hart....obviously you are still bitter about misspelling some words yourself and being as you are the number one TIT of the spelling police brigade I pulled you up twice for your own spelling mistakes within a few posts.......which you did not seem to like........oooohhhhhhhhh.

To surmise....you're a fucking IDIOT.

Did you not get the memo, mission accomplished. There are other threads in which you have not appeared a complete prat yet that need your attention, we don't fucking pay you to sit around reworking old ground here.

And as for the spelling thing, I would assume that it was someone else pulling me up on it. Certainly once it was freshie, whereas(thank you Kladze) you were the posting equivalent of a retarded seal slapping your flippers together and making that odd sound they make that could be laughter, maybe it's coital...although in your case, probably not.

Fuck off.. I'm busy making contingency plans as Hurricane Java is on its way fuck face eo.

[Blue in the face]

Hes defending a teammate, give him a break. Much commotion over nothing.

Maybe England would win something if the fans would treat them all as England players when they step on the field, rather than bringing club rivalries over to the national level. Well that and actually have some talent and a manager who speaks the language

How is that going to help them win something? They're professional footballers playing for their country. Theres no bigger accolade in the game (unless you're Giggs).

[Slim]

There is only room for one Simon Cowell fuck nuts and FYI this topic is about Hart, if you have fuck all to contribute to the actual topic then kindly go and fuck yourself elsewhere.

Thanking you in advance.

Where as your contribution is proving you are a bigger prat than Hart, mission accomplished.

Guess you can go fuck yourself somewhere else as well.

No..my contribution was fine, quotes from a player that heaped praise on an English performance that was dire and also defending a blatant sending off...all in all it was Pratish of him to do so.

Meanwhile you're contribution to this thread was to compare me to hart....obviously you are still bitter about misspelling some words yourself and being as you are the number one TIT of the spelling police brigade I pulled you up twice for your own spelling mistakes within a few posts.......which you did not seem to like........oooohhhhhhhhh.

To surmise....you're a fucking IDIOT.

Did you not get the memo, mission accomplished. There are other threads in which you have not appeared a complete prat yet that need your attention, we don't fucking pay you to sit around reworking old ground here.

And as for the spelling thing, I would assume that it was someone else pulling me up on it. Certainly once it was freshie, whereas(thank you Kladze) you were the posting equivalent of a retarded seal slapping your flippers together and making that odd sound they make that could be laughter, maybe it's coital...although in your case, probably not.

Fuck off.. I'm busy making contingency plans as Hurricane Java is on its way fuck face eo.

Hurricane is on it's way and you are wasting time on here criticizing Hart for defending a teammate?

We'll have to get a crown made, for you truly are the King of the Prats.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Id call it being the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

[Slim]

Id call it ebing the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

I think you missed a couple of letters there, should it be "ebaying the king of cool" because a credit card purchase is the only way you'd come close. Here is a picture as I know words confuse you...



Glad to see you finally worked out the calendar, now if only you could learn how to tell time as well, we'd get you out of kindergarten and into the first grade and you could start wearing 'big boy' underwear.

[Slim]

Id call it being the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

I do like the way you went back and corrected your spelling of the word "being" but still couldn't find that silent K for the word "knob".

[Chinners]

Thats the thing about footballers today, they are all too pally pally and have no sense of rivalry hatred. Sadly it's the one thing I've always quietly admired about Gary Neville, he fucking hates everything to do with us ... as it should be.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Id call it ebing the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

I think you missed a couple of letters there, should it be "ebaying the king of cool" because a credit card purchase is the only way you'd come close. Here is a picture as I know words confuse you...



Glad to see you finally worked out the calendar, now if only you could learn how to tell time as well, we'd get you out of kindergarten and into the first grade and you could start wearing 'big boy' underwear.

Waiting like a cunt on crack to correct me there you saddo.
As I am multi skilled and can do numerous jobs at once (even replying to TITS like you) I am prone to the odd spelling error.........it happens, but unlike you, I don't cry like a girl when I spell a word incorrectly.

In fact...girl being the key word to describe you.....girl.

Girl I say.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Id call it being the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

I do like the way you went back and corrected your spelling of the word "being" but still couldn't find that silent K for the word "knob".

NOB is the American version.....Girl.

[Slim]

Id call it ebing the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

I think you missed a couple of letters there, should it be "ebaying the king of cool" because a credit card purchase is the only way you'd come close. Here is a picture as I know words confuse you...



Glad to see you finally worked out the calendar, now if only you could learn how to tell time as well, we'd get you out of kindergarten and into the first grade and you could start wearing 'big boy' underwear.

Waiting like a cunt on crack to correct me there you saddo.
As I am multi skilled and can do numerous jobs at once (even replying to TITS like you) I am prone to the odd spelling error.........it happens, but unlike you, I don't cry like a girl when I spell a word incorrectly.

In fact...girl being the key word to describe you.....girl.

Girl I say.

Yep, you are fucking cool there is no denying it after that legendary putdown, I mean where to go from here. Oh I know, let's read what you posted.

"Waiting like a cunt on crack to correct me" Well you sat around waiting(by your own admission) for two days for my response to a spelling error. Not sure what that makes you a cunt on, but certainly you have me beat there.

"As I am multi skilled and can do numerous jobs at once" Well you aren't skilled enough to put a hyphen in the word multi-skilled, or come up with a decent and coherent insult as we will discover later, so I suggest while you can do numerous jobs at once, you can't do any of them well.

"but unlike you, I don't cry like a girl when I spell a word incorrectly." I would suggest seeing that you being an expert in making girls cry are probably doing it wrong. I would suggest rape is not the way forward here and maybe some therapy would help. If you need convincing you are at the right building, with your odd spacing of words THERAPIST can become THE RAPIST which would be almost like a welcome mat for you.

"In fact...girl being the key word to describe you.....girl." Well we certainly are breaking out the big guns here. Firstly as I am crying like a girl here, I don't want that to be seen as the greenlight for your sexual congress. And secondly kudos for applying a word as an insult that literally I am not. I am not sure being a girl is all that insulting, I know some girls and they don't seem particularly offended by being one, however it shows a slight creativity on your part and should be rewarded. Unfortunately as I am not as creative as you, I will have to continue in the name-calling vein to insult you by calling you something that you actually are.

You prat.

[Hazy2]

No one has mentioned has comments on the England match but imo the guy needs to be sat down and slapped around the face.

Granny shaggers sending off was as clear as a fucking blue sky yet hart goes off on one claiming he saw something that no other person on the planet saw - "I saw it all. It was pretty pathetic. It was supposedly a kick but it was pathetic," said the City stopper.
"It was the most pathetic sending-off I've seen in my life.
"I feel for Wayne, who is disappointed"

And to top it off he claimed England are playing really well !!!

FUCK ME !!

Carl if the news on his father not broken I swear he got himself sent off. Foe me there is more to this, nobody want's to touch what is a huge story.Love to see if Mario's father had been the one arrested.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Id call it ebing the KING OF COOL .

Its just a fucking hurricane....not December 2012 you NOB.

I think you missed a couple of letters there, should it be "ebaying the king of cool" because a credit card purchase is the only way you'd come close. Here is a picture as I know words confuse you...



Glad to see you finally worked out the calendar, now if only you could learn how to tell time as well, we'd get you out of kindergarten and into the first grade and you could start wearing 'big boy' underwear.

Waiting like a cunt on crack to correct me there you saddo.
As I am multi skilled and can do numerous jobs at once (even replying to TITS like you) I am prone to the odd spelling error.........it happens, but unlike you, I don't cry like a girl when I spell a word incorrectly.

In fact...girl being the key word to describe you.....girl.

Girl I say.

Yep, you are fucking cool there is no denying it after that legendary putdown, I mean where to go from here. Oh I know, let's read what you posted.

"Waiting like a cunt on crack to correct me" Well you sat around waiting(by your own admission) for two days for my response to a spelling error. Not sure what that makes you a cunt on, but certainly you have me beat there.

"As I am multi skilled and can do numerous jobs at once" Well you aren't skilled enough to put a hyphen in the word multi-skilled, or come up with a decent and coherent insult as we will discover later, so I suggest while you can do numerous jobs at once, you can't do any of them well.

"but unlike you, I don't cry like a girl when I spell a word incorrectly." I would suggest seeing that you being an expert in making girls cry are probably doing it wrong. I would suggest rape is not the way forward here and maybe some therapy would help. If you need convincing you are at the right building, with your odd spacing of words THERAPIST can become THE RAPIST which would be almost like a welcome mat for you.

"In fact...girl being the key word to describe you.....girl." Well we certainly are breaking out the big guns here. Firstly as I am crying like a girl here, I don't want that to be seen as the greenlight for your sexual congress. And secondly kudos for applying a word as an insult that literally I am not. I am not sure being a girl is all that insulting, I know some girls and they don't seem particularly offended by being one, however it shows a slight creativity on your part and should be rewarded. Unfortunately as I am not as creative as you, I will have to continue in the name-calling vein to insult you by calling you something that you actually are.

You prat.

Not only are you a girl , but a boring little spotty one.

And ill add to this - I did mine for a laugh whereas you do yours as its an obsession of yours.....fuckign nerd.

A QUICK EDIT FOR YOU.....ITS SPOTTY GIRL OR NERD..WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

Nerd is probably the one to describe you wouldn't you say given your obsession with spelling.

nerd 
1.
a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2.
an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit like correcting peoples spelling at every given chance.

[carl_feedthegoat]

No one has mentioned has comments on the England match but imo the guy needs to be sat down and slapped around the face.

Granny shaggers sending off was as clear as a fucking blue sky yet hart goes off on one claiming he saw something that no other person on the planet saw - "I saw it all. It was pretty pathetic. It was supposedly a kick but it was pathetic," said the City stopper.
"It was the most pathetic sending-off I've seen in my life.
"I feel for Wayne, who is disappointed"

And to top it off he claimed England are playing really well !!!

FUCK ME !!

Carl if the news on his father not broken I swear he got himself sent off. Foe me there is more to this, nobody want's to touch what is a huge story.Love to see if Mario's father had been the one arrested.

10 / 1 AT THE BOOKIES MATE !.....FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

[zuricity]

That's the Carl we all love. CAPS lock King... GET IN THERE !

[Rag_hater]

Hitting, spanking, slapping, and beating a Hart may lead to even more behavioral issues including fear aggression as well as submissive urination.
People don't know how to love. They bite rather than kiss. They slap rather than stroke. Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad, to become suddenly impossible... unworkable, an exercise of futility. So they avoid it and seek solace in angst, and fear, and aggression, which are always there and readily available.

[halnone]

Hitting, spanking, slapping, and beating a Hart may lead to even more behavioral issues including fear aggression as well as submissive urination.
People don't know how to love. They bite rather than kiss. They slap rather than stroke. Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad, to become suddenly impossible... unworkable, an exercise of futility. So they avoid it and seek solace in angst, and fear, and aggression, which are always there and readily available.

that's deep

[Slim]

Not only are you a girl , but a boring little spotty one.

And ill add to this - I did mine for a laugh whereas you do yours as its an obsession of yours.....fuckign nerd.

A QUICK EDIT FOR YOU.....ITS SPOTTY GIRL OR NERD..WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

Nerd is probably the one to describe you wouldn't you say given your obsession with spelling.

nerd 
1.
a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person.
2.
an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit like correcting peoples spelling at every given chance.

Gee thanks mate, you think I'm intelligent. I was slightly taken back by your calling me of an idiot earlier in the thread but glad we've got that cleared up. Sorry I can't reciprocate, but the overwhelming evidence abounds all around us here you see, wouldn't want to be a liar as well.

Although I am sure you want to focus more on the obsessed part right? What an odd think to write on a football forum. What an even more odd thing to write during a flame war where you just can't seem to help yourself from hitting reply. What an EVEN more odd thing to write on a football forum, during a flame war, on a thread YOU started about a single comment a City player made whilst away on England duty.

And finally if you have to point out that you are only doing it for a laugh, then at some point this didn't become fun for you. If you take anything I say seriously, well I think you've already lost it. Trust me when I say that only one person has ever gotten under my skin on this site and you are not him, not even close. I don't mean that as a challenge, but maybe you shouldn't take the place so seriously. I reply because you can be funny, you're not overly creative but you do come up with some gems(not in this thread obviously), and you bite relentlessly.

[dazby]

Oooo that's an intriguing post. I wonder who. Dev? Ger? Chip Poker?

[Original Dub]

Hitting, spanking, slapping, and beating a Hart may lead to even more behavioral issues including fear aggression as well as submissive urination.
People don't know how to love. They bite rather than kiss. They slap rather than stroke. Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad, to become suddenly impossible... unworkable, an exercise of futility. So they avoid it and seek solace in angst, and fear, and aggression, which are always there and readily available.

So cantona wades into the argument now too? I wish the cunt would keep his opinions to himself and his seagulls.

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Must admit reading Hart's comments made me cringe slightly.