amusing chants /songs

[frozen_pea]

"You're just a French Richard Edghill" to Laurent Charvet after he flopped as Edghill's replacement at Right back.

Or fir a constant 5 minutes singing "If Neville can play for England, so can I" about 10 minutes before Shaun Goater schooled the little rat faced prick at the last ever Maine Road Derby.

Can anyone remember the full Neville Family (to tune of Addams Family)?

[Beeks]

We never win at home and we never win away.
We lost last week and we lost today.
We don't give a fuck cause we're all pissed up.
M.C.F.C OK

Still my all time fave and still sung by me when plastered

Along with another classic

City...we're on the piss again
City...we're on the piss again
City...we're on the piss again
One banana Two banana Three banana Four

[Goaters 103]

Love the Micah Richards song.

During the 1996/7 season when we went through god knows how many managers, that many in fact we had a Players Manager of the Month comp I believe!

Anyway, away at Port Vale with caretaker Asa Hartford in charge Blues fan singing "Nobody's Blue and White Army"

Also the Colin Bell song, but with Alan Harper substituted in; that came at Port Vale in the Cup in the 90's too - piss funny.

[Goaters 103]

Can anyone remember the full Neville Family (to tune of Addams Family)?

"Yer sister is yer mother,
Yer Uncle is yer Brother
You old fcuk one another
The Neville family"

A classic. Always brings a smile.

[frozen_pea]

Can anyone remember the full Neville Family (to tune of Addams Family)?

"Yer sister is yer mother,
Yer Uncle is yer Brother
You old fcuk one another
The Neville family"

A classic. Always brings a smile.

Thanks :)

[Beeks]

Can anyone remember the full Neville Family (to tune of Addams Family)?

"Yer sister is yer mother,
Yer Uncle is yer Brother
You old fcuk one another
The Neville family"

A classic. Always brings a smile.

Thanks :)

There are lots of versions but my personal fave is


Gary and his brother
Make love to one another
His sister and his mother
The Neville family...

[Goataldo]

Dunno if this was ever properly sung, but I remember it doing the rounds a bit: from the Alan Ball nightmare 'era's, to the tune of Wonderwall; And all the runs that Kinky
makes are winding, And all the shots that Uwe has are blinding, said maybeeeeee, we shoulda got Richard Madeley, But after all, we got Alan Ball..

[Goataldo]

When playing Forest:


Robin Hood, is a wanker, is a wanker....

[Ted Hughes]

Can anyone remember the full Neville Family (to tune of Addams Family)?

"Yer sister is yer mother,
Yer Uncle is yer Brother
You old fcuk one another
The Neville family"

A classic. Always brings a smile.

Thanks :)

There are lots of versions but my personal fave is


Gary and his brother
Make love to one another
His sister and his mother
The Neville family...

That's the one I could remember when I mentioned it a while back but after seeing it now, I remember I used to sing the other one!

[Chinners]

Dunno if this was ever properly sung, but I remember it doing the rounds a bit: from the Alan Ball nightmare 'era's, to the tune of Wonderwall; And all the runs that Kinky
makes are winding, And all the shots that Uwe has are blinding, said maybeeeeee, we shoulda got Richard Madeley, But after all, we got Alan Ball..

<shudder> I fecking hated it when we sang that (plus other variations)

[Mase]

Chinners! Show us ya bollox! Chinners! Chinners! Show us ya bollox!

Sung at every home match.

[Chinners]

Ha ha ha, ok just this once ...

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Goataldo]

To Ron Atkinson for ninety minutes:

Atkinson youfatbastard, Atkinson youfatbastard, Atkinson youfatbastard (repeat til ft)

To any rotund gentleman near the singing section:

Have you ever, have you ever,
Have you ever seen your dick?

And to that Geordie with the mwassive heed t'other week:

How big is your head, how big is your head?
You fat bastard, how big is your head?

[Surrey Sky Blue]

His neck scars show his lost his head tevez tevez.....

You know the rest.

And...

This City is ours, this city is ourrrrss, Fuck off with your Norwich Scarves, this city is ours.

[frozen_pea]

The baby's not yours!
The baby's not yours!
Fuck off Wayne Rooney,
It's Adebayor's!

[Surrey Sky Blue]

Chelsea away, a fat lad in the chelsea end took his top of to exspose a rather lage gut and was met with a chant of

I predict a diet, I predict a diet.

[Beeks]

And...

This City is ours, this city is ourrrrss, Fuck off with your Norwich Scarves, this city is ours.

Nearly ;-)

This City Is Ours
This City Is Ouuuuuurrrrs
Fuck Off Back To Norwich
And Take Your Shit Scarves

[Piccsnumberoneblue]

Oh i nearly forgot, for his habit of asking rhetorical questions...
Brian Horton's Blue n White army Isn't, Isn't it

[Goaters 103]

A big group of Blues I know sing the full version of Rolf Harris's "Two Little Boys" song, but with the chorus sang being "If you hate Man Utd clap your hands, if you hate Man Utd clap your hands etc etc" There's also a line in the song of out from the ranks so "Blue Blue Blue" which is also sang with gusto.

One for the real trainspotters here but I remember coming away from Hillsborough after the last game of the 94/5 season (I think) and being on a Bus packed with City fans and there was a song that began, "Do you take it up the arse Mrs Schmeichel" which I cant fuly recall - can any of the other older farts like me shed any light on that old blast from the past from the 90's?

This year at COMS I Iaughed at the Swansea fans song "He's Scotty Sinclair, He's Scotty Sinclair, he shags Rosie Webster and Sally dont care."

Also remember Newcastle fans away at Monaco in a European game and singing "In your Monaco slums" - class.

[RodneyRodney]

Anyone remember after it was reported in the press that Stan Bowles' wife had left him, the Kippax singing; " Stanley, Stanley where's your wife ? " & he turned round with his arms out & shrugged his shoulders ?

I was at that game .
We also sang

"She's here , she's there , she's every f* where ,
Stanley's Wife , Stanleys, wife . . . "