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Re: Clattenburg

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:21 pm

BlueinBosnia wrote:Is that some kind of new-fangled shower?

Cheers.


Only uhm uphill gardeners and Aussies call it Autumn.

No offense to the cocksucking men of the world mind you.

Related, my wife told our 13 year old last night that as a woman if you want to go out dancing for the night and not get hassled the only place to do it is at a gay club. Just a parenting tip for Ashton and Antti.

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Re: Clattenburg

Postby mr_nool » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:09 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
BlueinBosnia wrote:Is that some kind of new-fangled shower?

Cheers.


Only uhm uphill gardeners and Aussies call it Autumn.

No offense to the cocksucking men of the world mind you.

Related, my wife told our 13 year old last night that as a woman if you want to go out dancing for the night and not get hassled the only place to do it is at a gay club. Just a parenting tip for Ashton and Antti.

Cheers


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Re: Clattenburg

Postby branny » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:43 pm

On the plus side, he's not reffing today.
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby everyonehatesus » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:44 pm

we've been robbed of 2 more pens by yet another shit ref, to make it even harder to take is that the FA simply look the other way. Time and time again this is happening, more so because it was Mario. A clear case of a player being victimized, why they dont have to admit publicly to their fuck ups i'll never know.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:46 pm

branny wrote:On the plus side, he's not reffing today.


don't try and blow sunshine up our asses. this is a thread to bitch and moan and gripe about a wig-wearing, hand-waving, cunthole of a man.

Surely Dazby can start a positive thread about referees that you can use to post such thoughts in just to offer some counterpoint to what is probably the most shocking season of refereeing in the 8 or so years i've been watching the Prem pretty religiously. Abysmal. And no signs of letting up imho.

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Re: Clattenburg

Postby branny » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:52 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
branny wrote:On the plus side, he's not reffing today.


don't try and blow sunshine up our asses. this is a thread to bitch and moan and gripe about a wig-wearing, hand-waving, cunthole of a man.

Surely Dazby can start a positive thread about referees that you can use to post such thoughts in just to offer some counterpoint to what is probably the most shocking season of refereeing in the 8 or so years i've been watching the Prem pretty religiously. Abysmal. And no signs of letting up imho.

cheers


Apologies Doomy, my bad.

The fooker has denied us 4 penalties so far this season. Micah at the swamp, Dave at Chelski and 2 yesteday as well as costing us 2 points at Fulham. Thank fook he's not reffing today cos that'd be a certain 3 points for U*d by some dubious means. I hope his fookin hair falls out and he's never seen inpublic again. GGGrrrrrrr.

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Re: Clattenburg

Postby shawzy » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:58 pm

Hair today. Gone tomorrow. ;-0
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Rag_hater » Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:52 pm

To think if the fucker gave us those nailed on pens we might have won yesterday.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Original Dub » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:31 pm

Rag_hater wrote:To think if the fucker gave us those nailed on pens we might have won yesterday.


We would have scored twice as much and possibly sort out the goal difference to a point where united wouldn't claw it back.

That aside, we were cheated out of 2 penalties... Again. Just like spurs were cheated out of a goal.. and I believe that's a problem. A big problem.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby mcfc1632 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:43 am

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King Kev wrote:He doesn't get any better does he!

He failed to give 2 very clear penalties to us today for fouls on Balotelli.

Without doubt the worst ref I have ever seen.


Was stood about 3 yards away for one of then too. Complete wanker!



He is very successful at what he intends to do and that is do his best to shaft CITY - it is the same every game he refs for us - and I include the derby where people try to say "...well that must prove he is not biased against us........" - in that game he gave us very little, did not award a clear penalty and looked to be nearly in tears as he hesitated and then realised that he had no option but to send Evans off

He, Atkinson or another one of that 'elite group' will ref the match on 30th April
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:43 am

He's just the type of bent ref that wouldn't give a united player a red card at old trafford. Sickening.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby King Kev » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:30 am

Cocacolajojo wrote:He's just the type of bent ref that wouldn't give a united player a red card at old trafford. Sickening.
He failed to award us a clear penalty in that game too.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Rag_hater » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:38 am

If we had the pens the fucker was supposed to give us the title would be ours now.The fucker needs to be shot.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby john@staustell » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:55 am

Twats like him do nothing to disperse our conspiracy theories. As stated 2 very clear penalties.

You have to wonder why.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Original Dub » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:40 pm

Rag_hater wrote:If we had the pens the fucker was supposed to give us the title would be ours now.The fucker needs to be shot.


You change your tune way too much.

Its hard to keep up.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:32 pm

King Kev wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:He's just the type of bent ref that wouldn't give a united player a red card at old trafford. Sickening.
He failed to award us a clear penalty in that game too.


Fair enough.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby ant london » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:37 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:
King Kev wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:He's just the type of bent ref that wouldn't give a united player a red card at old trafford. Sickening.
He failed to award us a clear penalty in that game too.


Fair enough.


I think KK was agreeing with you mate
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:03 pm

ant london wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:
King Kev wrote:
Cocacolajojo wrote:He's just the type of bent ref that wouldn't give a united player a red card at old trafford. Sickening.
He failed to award us a clear penalty in that game too.


Fair enough.


I think KK was agreeing with you mate


Yeah but I had forgotten the fact that he failed to give us a clear cut penalty in that game as well. Not that we needed it though.
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Re: Clattenburg

Postby DoomMerchant » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:51 pm

i like hating certain referees.
i don't like counting up all the missed penalties we think we should have had.
i dislike even more counting up all the penalties they got which we think we're valid.

not a criticism of the OP or people who love racking up these stats, but i just wanted to share that i don't like it.

Clattenberg is still a fuckhole btw.

Beeks, would you take a job as his personal assistant if it earned you 3x the amount you've ever earned in a year. Just curious. I would. i would jizz in his tea, and rub my cock over everything in his office. I'd put things in his office in my ass. Etc, etc...I'd order him a pizza for dinner sometimes and make love to it before i gave it to him. I'm getting ready for lunch apparently.

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Re: Clattenburg

Postby Ted Hughes » Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:03 pm

Original Dub wrote:
Rag_hater wrote:If we had the pens the fucker was supposed to give us the title would be ours now.The fucker needs to be shot.


You change your tune way too much.

Its hard to keep up.


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