Whats your dream scenario?

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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Swales4ever » Mon May 07, 2012 3:32 pm

Browsing on another thread last night I saw a very humorous post, don't remember who's, wondering about City being 1 up at 93' when SWP throws a penalty on the stand and, consequently, Taggart has an heart failure... :-)

brillant. I endorse that a dream scenario.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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there must be some truth, then!
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Patrick » Mon May 07, 2012 3:42 pm

Actually no, fuck it. I hate the rags, I want them to lose..... Get spanked, fold under the pressure and fall to pieces

If the rags were playing the hitler youth XI I would have a small moustache grown for the game
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Mon May 07, 2012 3:47 pm

Patrick wrote:Actually no, fuck it. I hate the rags, I want them to lose..... Get spanked, fold under the pressure and fall to pieces

If the rags were playing the hitler youth XI I would have a small moustache grown for the game


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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby trueblue64 » Mon May 07, 2012 5:36 pm

Pretty Boy Lee wrote:A professional, comfortable win with no nervous moments.


This from me 3-0,4-0 will be fine.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Elvistheblue » Mon May 07, 2012 6:06 pm

A couple of early goals and a handsome lead at half time, then I can enjoy the rest of the game.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby bluebananamilksheikh » Mon May 07, 2012 6:31 pm

Alternative dream scenario:-

City 3-0 up after 10 mins, enjoy a relaxing 2nd half basking in the Glory with the Final score being 6-0.
Barton scores a 2nd half own goal hat-trick.
Shortly after watching Vinny lift the cup, the door bell rings.
Standing at the door is Kate Upton wearing only a City shirt and demanding sex.

This could happen, I believe.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby SuperYaYa » Mon May 07, 2012 6:39 pm

Typical City wrote:Apart from 10-0 after 5 mins mine is Tevez scores the winner after 97 mins to reveal a jelly and ice cream t-shirt while the whole stadium sings fergie sign him up!


The ULTIMATE torture for Ferguson would be if the rags beat Sunderland 0-4 only for Tevez to score a 92nd minute winner 1-0 for us leaving the goal difference 5+ making the 1-6 even more relevant, I think that might just kill him!!
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Socrates » Mon May 07, 2012 6:49 pm

The 1-6 was worth TEN on the goal difference not five as it put ours up by 5 and their's down by 5.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Florida Blue » Mon May 07, 2012 7:23 pm

The Black Cats get up 3-0 in the first 10 minutes, we go up 2-0 in same time frame and just soak in the final 80 minutes of the match.

Sadly I think we will just wait until the 2nd half to open it up.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby ashton287 » Mon May 07, 2012 7:41 pm

I would like to see city score 10.
See vinny lift the cup, champagne popping and team ouncing for the champions photos.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby SuperYaYa » Mon May 07, 2012 7:54 pm

Socrates wrote:The 1-6 was worth TEN on the goal difference not five as it put ours up by 5 and their's down by 5.


You are correct ouch a 10 goal advantage from 1 match that is incredible!
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Grandad Rosler » Mon May 07, 2012 7:54 pm

Just a win for me..... 1 nil 10 nil anything, watching Vinnie lift the trophy is the dream scenario
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby clawbaggio » Mon May 07, 2012 7:57 pm

Tevez not in the squad. He has 9 appearances and needs 10 for a medal.
He should have got his arse back earlier
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby clawbaggio » Mon May 07, 2012 8:04 pm

Sorry, that was spiteful. If Bob can forgive him I suppose I should.
I want a nice easy win to round it off in style. Don't want to be pappering my panties all game
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby blues-clues » Mon May 07, 2012 8:11 pm

That we win it at a canter. Two or three goals in the first half so we can relax and just enjoy it.
That we sing "City City the best team in the Land and all the World"
That we don't sing "Championees Championees ole ole ole"
That Gary Neville keeps on telling people that losing the Premier League on goal difference is Bacon Face's worst nightmare.
That Paul Merson says something truly and spectacularly outrageous and gets sacked on air.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby saulman » Mon May 07, 2012 8:15 pm

3-0 up after 10 minutes, please.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby saulman » Mon May 07, 2012 8:18 pm

Socrates wrote:The 1-6 was worth TEN on the goal difference not five as it put ours up by 5 and their's down by 5.


...so, by that reckoning, it could be deemed that City won the league at The Swamp. Should they win on Sunday of course.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby BlueinBosnia » Mon May 07, 2012 8:35 pm

Us to win, them not to.

I'd hate to be considered 'joint champions' by those on here who said we came 'joint second' last season.
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Lee_R » Mon May 07, 2012 8:41 pm

[quote="Elvistheblue"]A couple of early goals and a handsome lead at half time, then I can enjoy the rest of the game.[/quote

Exactly.. couple of early goals and get the party started!
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Re: Whats your dream scenario?

Postby Chopper » Mon May 07, 2012 9:35 pm

Us to batter qpr and Sunderland to batter them. Because you know they'll be whinging about goal difference otherwise.
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