Ibrahimovic

[mr_nool]

Respect his ability. But seems kind of a uptight and moody.

He is arrogant and stupid beyond belief. Especially latter. And I think even our Swedish posters will approve latter.

Although one of my favourite quotes ever
- What did you get your wife for wedding present?
- Present? He got Zlatan.

These quotes from his new book pretty much sum him up for me.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/feature/ ... -book.html

His wife is a he?!?!
wtf, how did I miss that?

It's a Finnish thing. They don't distinguish between he/she linguistically, which is why you see Finns mixing them up every now and then when writing in e.g. English.

[Esky]

What for ?

Finishing ? We have Sergio.
Link up play ? We have Tevez.
Big guy ? We have Edin and Edin is a way better head striker.
Mad man ? We have Mario.

He's 31.

He strictly brings nothing new to the table for us.

Sums it up. I think he's a fantastic player, but he's not for us.

[Terry Cookes nose]

he wouldnt dare coming to england. he wouldnt dare losing his face discovering that he cant handle the tough game.

it's one thing walking around in serie a acting like you are the man against greasy small, after shave smelling football players.
But its a complete different thing playing Stoke away on a rainy Tuesday in November.