David Platt Press Conference ....

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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby mr_nool » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:51 pm

Great press conference by Platt. He's a smug cunt, but he's our smug cunt.

I just had a horrible realisation when watching the presser, though:

David Platt?
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Crazy Norwegian mass murderer?
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:06 pm

mr_nool wrote:Great press conference by Platt. He's a smug cunt, but he's our smug cunt.

I just had a horrible realisation when watching the presser, though:

David Platt?
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Crazy Norwegian mass murderer?
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Fuck me, you really need another pair of specs nooly you blind bint.
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby FeedTheGoat3 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:14 pm

Brilliant viewing and listening, then SSN reporters are right bellends the lot of 'em, can we just have Platt do the press conferences when he feels like it.
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby City64 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:22 pm

FeedTheGoat3 wrote:Brilliant viewing and listening, then SSN reporters are right bellends the lot of 'em, can we just have Platt do the press conferences when he feels like it.


Absolutley mate. Positive press conference / positive result on the pitch , its half the battle deflecting all the shite the scum madia mafia throw at us . Bobby is just too nice to the cunts !

Edin again got the microphone up his nose after his winner with all the super sub bollox , fuck all however was said to the mexican rag super sub after his brace in brum .

GIVE IT EM AGAIN THIS WEEK PLATTY , LOOKIN FORWARD TO IT ALREADY !
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby Mase » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:33 pm

If Pratt twats a reporter he might just win me over.
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:47 pm

we definetely have Noolie back at his flamboyant best... well in!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:00 pm

Mancio4ever wrote:we definetely have Noolie back at his flamboyant best... well in!


thank you for making me picture him as a homosexual fencing aristocrat.

Related, [youtube]FANazvDRvZM[/youtube]

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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:10 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:we definetely have Noolie back at his flamboyant best... well in!


thank you for making me picture him as a homosexual fencing aristocrat.

Related, [youtube]FANazvDRvZM[/youtube]

cheers


dont tell me that You are that good, ffs!!!
and what about that long hair that I - almost bald - envy so much!!!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby mr_nool » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:15 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
Mancio4ever wrote:we definetely have Noolie back at his flamboyant best... well in!


thank you for making me picture him as a homosexual fencing aristocrat.

Related, [youtube]FANazvDRvZM[/youtube]

cheers


Can't believe I wasted five minutes of my life watching that youtube clip. I was waiting for him to whip out his junk to do some schlong fencing. Or to do anything at all.

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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:02 am

mr_nool wrote:On a related note, one of my best mates today told me that I've been an old geezer since my late teens, to which I grunted, adjusted my hat and buttoned the top button of my overcoat.


That made me laugh.

Platt is saying sensible things. So there is a brain inside that Yonner potato head of his.
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Re: David Platt Press Conference ....

Postby Swales4ever » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:12 am

Tokyo Blue wrote:
mr_nool wrote:On a related note, one of my best mates today told me that I've been an old geezer since my late teens, to which I grunted, adjusted my hat and buttoned the top button of my overcoat.


That made me laugh.

Platt is saying sensible things. So there is a brain inside that Yonner potato head of his.

and an even finer brain before what seems an integral PR strategy, finally.

I am just a nice loon, but I suspect that Soriano is not been hired to show Mancini the door, as some bored numpty keep stirring to entertain himself along a boring week with no football to watch.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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there must be some truth, then!
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