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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby nottsblue » Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:33 pm

Kick it out of football

As usual with these types of organisations they take a sledgehammer to crack a walnut.

Heard a quote from Colleymore on the subject today. Dont know if he is involved with kick it out but the only kick it out he has done is seven bells of shit out of a woman. Uttet cunt of a man
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Blue Since 76 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:22 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


Is Townsend black? I honestly can't remember having only seen him in his two games for England. And that's probably the way it should be - what I saw was someone who was overhyped, gave the ball away too much for international football, nearly cost us a goal by allowing a Polish winger to run past him for Lewandowski's chance and yet could be the difference for us in some games due to his pace and willingness to actually commit a defender by running at him.

As for the joke, it's clearly taking the piss out of the astronaut and uses a monkey as they were what was sent to space first. I suppose you could swap it for a dog, but they had no control of the craft due to the lack of opposable thumbs.

I suspect the people getting offended by this are either thick (and not realising that monkeys were sent to space) or white liberal lefties who think everything will cause offence - the sort who ban nativities in case it offends Muslims, ignoring that Muslims see Jesus as another prophet and would prefer any sort of religious festival compared to the gluttony and excess that Christmas really is for most of us.

The Sun definitely aren't in the second camp and I doubt most of their readers are. I'm not sure they're in the first either, but they do have 'Arry as a columnist and like to sell papers.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Cocacolajojo1 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:38 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
The Sun definitely aren't in the second camp and I doubt most of their readers are. I'm not sure they're in the first either, but they do have 'Arry as a columnist and like to sell papers.


Not being British I don't really know the context but this remark makes me think that it's more or less made up in order to feed the message that "the PC-brigade has gone mad". That's what the populist journals over here do anyway. They look for tiny groups or fractions of people or obscure phenomenon and then label their findings as proof of the pc-establishment who's trying to take over the world, kill humour and make sure women get to beat their men into sleep with a dildo, every day.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:48 pm

Did somebody mention Bale .................... Monkey Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:51 pm

Breks wrote:I prefer to feed the pony.

The rag bastard Neville, however, prefers to feed the Goat.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:20 pm

A load of monkey bollocks but it's getting similar on here at times.

People playing the race card when it is clearly not relevant, belittles the whole issue & gives fuel to the genuine racists.

You can just hear the fat necked cockney wanker spouting 'this is what they do all the time, it's all the same' as he peruses his copy of the Sun.

People should know better but half the PC brigade are just as fucking stupid as the racists & actually help them gain support because they are forever trtying to show how enlightened & superior they are by finding a new cause.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Blue Since 76 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:42 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:A load of monkey bollocks but it's getting similar on here at times. People playing the race card when it is clearly not relevant, belittles the whole issue & gives fuel to the genuine racists. You can just hear the fat necked cockney wanker spouting 'this is what they do all the time, it's all the same' as he peruses his copy of the Sun. People should know better but half the PC brigade are just as fucking stupid as the racists & actually help them gain support because they are forever trtying to show how enlightened & superior they are by finding a new cause.


Having now seen a bit more about the story, I don't think it has anything to do with the PC brigade, it's to do with selling papers.

If any normal person had been contacted by the player who's reported this, they would surely have explained to him what the story was about and that they had clearly misunderstood it. Instead, it's all over the news and everyone is talking about The Sun.

Hopefully England fans will start treating The Sun in the same way that Liverpool fans do.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:51 pm

Blue Since 76 wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:A load of monkey bollocks but it's getting similar on here at times. People playing the race card when it is clearly not relevant, belittles the whole issue & gives fuel to the genuine racists. You can just hear the fat necked cockney wanker spouting 'this is what they do all the time, it's all the same' as he peruses his copy of the Sun. People should know better but half the PC brigade are just as fucking stupid as the racists & actually help them gain support because they are forever trtying to show how enlightened & superior they are by finding a new cause.


Having now seen a bit more about the story, I don't think it has anything to do with the PC brigade, it's to do with selling papers.

If any normal person had been contacted by the player who's reported this, they would surely have explained to him what the story was about and that they had clearly misunderstood it. Instead, it's all over the news and everyone is talking about The Sun.

Hopefully England fans will start treating The Sun in the same way that Liverpool fans do.


Perhaps you are right but in general the whole pc thing is getting out of hand & people are losing the plot with it. And that's coming from someone who feels strongly about it & generally fights that corner when I believe it's justified.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby blue 68 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:14 pm

Fuck me this has made the national news, I'm sick to death of the PC liberal tosh brigade who are pandering to the minorites and brain washing the nation to feel like they are walking on egg shells at every turn. When I read that joke the thought it related to a black person never entered my mind and I doubt it did Roy's.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:19 pm

see that that bell end peter herbert (black lawyers society) has waded into this...
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Blue Since 76 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:46 pm

Ted Hughes wrote: Perhaps you are right but in general the whole pc thing is getting out of hand & people are losing the plot with it. And that's coming from someone who feels strongly about it & generally fights that corner when I believe it's justified.


Several times this evening I've turned on the radio. Radio 5 has been talking about all sorts of things, often sport, never once about this (when I've had it on). Everytime I've turned on TalkSport, they've been discussing it. One of those stations charges listeners to ring up or text a comment and may therefore have an interest in keeping a non-story going.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Socrates » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:03 pm

Cocacolajojo wrote:
Not being British I don't really know the context but this remark makes me think that it's more or less made up in order to feed the message that "the PC-brigade has gone mad". That's what the populist journals over here do anyway. They look for tiny groups or fractions of people or obscure phenomenon and then label their findings as proof of the pc-establishment who's trying to take over the world, kill humour and make sure women get to beat their men into sleep with a dildo, every day.


Spot fucking on and the moron tendancy lap it up every time.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Socrates » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:08 pm

blue 68 wrote:Fuck me this has made the national news, I'm sick to death of the PC liberal tosh brigade who are pandering to the minorites and brain washing the nation to feel like they are walking on egg shells at every turn. When I read that joke the thought it related to a black person never entered my mind and I doubt it did Roy's.
Pathetic, the way we are going........


And I am sick to death of people trying to label good manners and common decency as "PC tosh" every time a right wing newspaper blows something out of proportion in order to demonise the left.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Alioune DVToure » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:28 pm

Socrates wrote:
And I am sick to death of people trying to label good manners and common decency as "PC tosh" every time a right wing newspaper blows something out of proportion in order to demonise the left.


This isn't a case of something being 'blown out of proportion' though, is it? The Sun have wilfully transfigured the meaning of a comment they know to have been completely innocent, making something out of the square root of nothing. There was nothing there to exaggerate. This is just another instance of them being menacing cunts, true to form.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:48 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:A load of monkey bollocks but it's getting similar on here at times.

People playing the race card when it is clearly not relevant, belittles the whole issue & gives fuel to the genuine racists.

You can just hear the fat necked cockney wanker spouting 'this is what they do all the time, it's all the same' as he peruses his copy of the Sun.

People should know better but half the PC brigade are just as fucking stupid as the racists & actually help them gain support because they are forever trtying to show how enlightened & superior they are by finding a new cause.


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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:51 pm

Socrates wrote:
blue 68 wrote:Fuck me this has made the national news, I'm sick to death of the PC liberal tosh brigade who are pandering to the minorites and brain washing the nation to feel like they are walking on egg shells at every turn. When I read that joke the thought it related to a black person never entered my mind and I doubt it did Roy's.
Pathetic, the way we are going........


And I am sick to death of people trying to label good manners and common decency as "PC tosh" every time a right wing newspaper blows something out of proportion in order to demonise the left.


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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:21 am

I note that Race for Sport, and Black Lawayers Societ,. chief has written to the FA demanding that this be investigated with policies being delivered for their scrutiny. They are also demanding the FA set up a black managers/coaches association to ensure fairness in sport as well as damning Townsend et al for brushing it off as a non-entity.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Goaters 103 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:17 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
Blue Since 76 wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:A load of monkey bollocks but it's getting similar on here at times. People playing the race card when it is clearly not relevant, belittles the whole issue & gives fuel to the genuine racists. You can just hear the fat necked cockney wanker spouting 'this is what they do all the time, it's all the same' as he peruses his copy of the Sun. People should know better but half the PC brigade are just as fucking stupid as the racists & actually help them gain support because they are forever trtying to show how enlightened & superior they are by finding a new cause.


Having now seen a bit more about the story, I don't think it has anything to do with the PC brigade, it's to do with selling papers.

If any normal person had been contacted by the player who's reported this, they would surely have explained to him what the story was about and that they had clearly misunderstood it. Instead, it's all over the news and everyone is talking about The Sun.

Hopefully England fans will start treating The Sun in the same way that Liverpool fans do.


Perhaps you are right but in general the whole pc thing is getting out of hand & people are losing the plot with it. And that's coming from someone who feels strongly about it & generally fights that corner when I believe it's justified.


Spot on Ted.

The Peter Herbert's of this world, and the other groups of professionally offended people take the PC thing off onto different levels.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby Beanieboy » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:12 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I note that Race for Sport, and Black Lawayers Societ,. chief has written to the FA demanding that this be investigated with policies being delivered for their scrutiny. They are also demanding the FA set up a black managers/coaches association to ensure fairness in sport as well as damning Townsend et al for brushing it off as a non-entity.


It is fucking ridiculous that there is even such a thing as a black lawyers society, how quickly would a white lawyers society be branded as being racist or an Islamic lawyers society as being linked to muslim extremist terrorism. The people self segregating themselves are the fucking racists.
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Re: Telling a joke featuring a monkey is RACIST

Postby phips » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:18 pm

Beanieboy wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:the joke itself is not the issue. the issue is that he allegedly used the punchline "feed the monkey" to encourage his players to get the ball to townsend.


But calling Bale monkey-boy is fine of course

when was that ever fine?
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