Joe Hart's Face

[Ted Hughes]

ted... is this you???
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaYI7Y-Yotc

That actually looks as much like a real human as Joe Hart did.

You would have to spray on two layers of clear varnish to get the full plastic Joe effect though.

[MilnersJaw]

The keeper is obsessed with how pretty the keeper is . . . and that's the problem - he should be focused on being a keeper but his hair and skin-tone foundation occupy his every thought.

We should swap him for Lloris (who doesn't give a fuck about his looks - obviously).

Loris is naturally betting looking that Joe.

[Ted Hughes]

The keeper is obsessed with how pretty the keeper is . . . and that's the problem - he should be focused on being a keeper but his hair and skin-tone foundation occupy his every thought.

We should swap him for Lloris (who doesn't give a fuck about his looks - obviously).

Loris is naturally betting looking that Joe.

Perhaps Joe would share his makeup tips with Lloris before he went ?

Or in a magazine; then some of the folks on here who seem to like the look of this kind of thing, could pick up tips & come to games with the full 'Joe Hart look'.

[Beefymcfc]

*shakes head and walks away from football forums in disgust*

[Tim777]

Haha! Funny thread.
Come to think of it, when Joe poses behind that left goal post before set pieces, is he gauging the best possible view of the shot, or trying to get the cameras to capture his 'good side'? ;)

[Foreverinbluedreams]

This thread just keeps getting weirder.

It's like an episode of Loose Women.

[Ted Hughes]

This thread just keeps getting weirder.

It's like an episode of Loose Women.

He'll be on there, just watch.

[DoomMerchant]

this is going to sound like me eating crow, but i think Ted might be right.

I was watching a Real Madrid v City match last night with my son, which City won 6-5 btw!!! Wooo hooo!, and i noticed Joe looked incredibly plastic-y and fake. I've linked a pic to prove my point.

Amazingly sleuthy Ted!

[Original Dub]

this is going to sound like me eating crow, but i think Ted might be right.

I was watching a Real Madrid v City match last night with my son, which City won 6-5 btw!!! Wooo hooo!, and i noticed Joe looked incredibly plastic-y and fake. I've linked a pic to prove my point.

Amazingly sleuthy Ted!

The graphics on fifa are brilliant.

Joe Hart, complete with tick.

[DoomMerchant]

this is going to sound like me eating crow, but i think Ted might be right.

I was watching a Real Madrid v City match last night with my son, which City won 6-5 btw!!! Wooo hooo!, and i noticed Joe looked incredibly plastic-y and fake. I've linked a pic to prove my point.

Amazingly sleuthy Ted!

The graphics on fifa are brilliant.

Joe Hart, complete with tick.

FIFA? That's an actual picture of him dude. Crazy, right!?

cheers

[Original Dub]

FIFA? That's an actual picture of him dude. Crazy, right!?

cheers

Fucking thunderbird headed cunt.

[Cocacolajojo1]

Does the Mafia have any involvment in this?

Jesus I hope not.

I moved over here after the last story about them.

Lol

[bigblue]

Found one of Ted's home videos:

[youtube]WCSZfmbFJyQ[/youtube]

[Grimble101]

Been to the club the other day and there was two lots of stadium tour people waiting for a player to leave before there tour could start I was talking to security guard. He said it's getting worse he's the last player to leave holding loads of people up getting ready. He then came out walked passed all the children never even stopped nor waved got in his car and gone. No time for the kids. ( He's a COCK

[Ted Hughes]

this is going to sound like me eating crow, but i think Ted might be right.

I was watching a Real Madrid v City match last night with my son, which City won 6-5 btw!!! Wooo hooo!, and i noticed Joe looked incredibly plastic-y and fake. I've linked a pic to prove my point.

Amazingly sleuthy Ted!

That's really crap. Far too much of a matt finish.

The real thing is much more shiny & the eyebrows are much clearer.

[Ted Hughes]

Ditch the scar, put the hair from the one on the right, on the head of the one one the left, add more gloss, & you are in the right area.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

this is going to sound like me eating crow, but i think Ted might be right.

I was watching a Real Madrid v City match last night with my son, which City won 6-5 btw!!! Wooo hooo!, and i noticed Joe looked incredibly plastic-y and fake. I've linked a pic to prove my point.

Amazingly sleuthy Ted!

That's hardly realistic, not a flake of dandruff in sight....

[Beefymcfc]

Ditch the scar, put the hair from the one on the right, on the head of the one one the left, add more gloss, & you are in the right area.

Personal collection Ted?

;-)

[Alioune DVToure]

Been to the club the other day and there was two lots of stadium tour people waiting for a player to leave before there tour could start I was talking to security guard. He said it's getting worse he's the last player to leave holding loads of people up getting ready. He then came out walked passed all the children never even stopped nor waved got in his car and gone. No time for the kids. ( He's a COCK

So you're annoyed that he held you up AND that he left as quickly as he could?

[Ted Hughes]

Ditch the scar, put the hair from the one on the right, on the head of the one one the left, add more gloss, & you are in the right area.

Personal collection Ted?

;-)

I could only afford one knackered one & one of those cheapo things which couldn't bend very well. More Jim Leighton.