Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment?

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Roy Kunthole Keane
15
21%
Branda Rogers
9
13%
Robbie Savage
1
1%
Alan Shearer
3
4%
Dwight Yorke
0
No votes
Rio Ferdinand
17
24%
Paul Scholes
8
11%
Martin Tyler
18
25%
Clive Tyldsley
1
1%
 
Total votes : 72

Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:35 am

No contest; they're all worse than each other.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby john68 » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:15 am

So many missing from that list mate:

Eamon Dunphy for lying through his arse in court to get Roy Kunt off paying any compensation to Alfie.
Martin Buchan for finishing Colin Bell's career and never apologising.
George Best for exactly the same thing with Glyn Pardoe.

All the owners and chairmen of the G14, who threatened UeFA, stole football and have profiteered ever since at the expense of everyone else.

Sepp Blatter's parents for not drowning that piece of utter detritus at birth.

...and far too many others to list
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Spurge » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:23 am

I've given it to Alan Shearer - I thought the performance at Villa was our best this season to date and he thought we were poor and illustrated this by showing about half a dozen mistakes.

There are always going to be some mistakes over 90 mins and it's true some of those he highlighted were sloppy. But to simply ignore pretty much everything else we did suggests he is a well worthy of the accolade that is this thread.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Goaters 103 » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:56 am

Ferdinand, and it isn't even close.

His repeatedly despicable behaviour, now also being highlighted by the Kick It Out campaign, shows him up for the selfish, self-centred, petty, small-minded, vindictive, serial adulterer, classless cunt that he is and always will be.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby South Stand Balti » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:18 am

I assume Michael Owen is not included to avoid a landslide victory
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Sideshow Bob » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:49 pm

no jack wilshire or his pedo french fuck of a manager?
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby DoomMerchant » Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:39 pm

I've gone for the dulcet-toned scum-loving cunt Martin Tyler. I'm sick of his anti City bias and his digs. Doesn't matter what match he's doing you are guaranteed a City jab or two and always off the mark too. Shameful as he's a great commentator actually. Dickwad.

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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Original Dub » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:00 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:I've gone for the dulcet-toned scum-loving cunt Martin Tyler. I'm sick of his anti City bias and his digs. Doesn't matter what match he's doing you are guaranteed a City jab or two and always off the mark too. Shameful as he's a great commentator actually. Dickwad.

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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:58 pm

Scholes' slating of us before the game had even started got me wound up this week. Can I just say that the fact that Scholes was even on the ITV coverage of our game says what the whole of the production was going to be based on - to give us a kicking and pander to the Rag supporters who tuned in to see us lose.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby PeterParker » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:01 pm

Martin Tyler.

”{insert players name] this is great even by his standards" - we hear this line after every great goal that is scored.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby sheblue » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:30 pm

Look just has to be wio the wanker.

At least Tyler says few good things about us once every 5 years or so but that other piece of scum is more venomous spiteful jealous and abnoxious than anyone, even Tyler.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby nottsblue » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:41 pm

sheblue wrote:Look just has to be wio the wanker.

At least Tyler says few good things about us once every 5 years or so but that other piece of scum is more venomous spiteful jealous and abnoxious than anyone, even Tyler.

Tyler is relentless. Even puts City down when we aren't even playing. Wio is a rag after all so it's not a surprise he disses us. Almost to be expected even. Tyler, for whatever reason, just hates us
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:42 pm

nottsblue wrote:
sheblue wrote:Look just has to be wio the wanker.

At least Tyler says few good things about us once every 5 years or so but that other piece of scum is more venomous spiteful jealous and abnoxious than anyone, even Tyler.

Tyler is relentless. Even puts City down when we aren't even playing. Wio is a rag after all so it's not a surprise he disses us. Almost to be expected even. Tyler, for whatever reason, just hates us


He's probably on some form of subverted productivity bonus :- he gets paid for the number of times he can slag us off in one commentary session, with additional points for the snide value he brings to bear.

He's probably a very wealthy man by now.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:00 pm

I might start a thread of 'Kunt Of The Week', with the amount of interest ;-)
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:23 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:I might start a thread of 'Kunt Of The Week', with the amount of interest ;-)


You are onto to something there. Top class idea.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:27 pm

Piccsnumberoneblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:I might start a thread of 'Kunt Of The Week', with the amount of interest ;-)


You are onto to something there. Top class idea.

You just know there'll be a number of personalities to have their say on a weekly basis.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:36 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
sheblue wrote:Look just has to be wio the wanker.

At least Tyler says few good things about us once every 5 years or so but that other piece of scum is more venomous spiteful jealous and abnoxious than anyone, even Tyler.

Tyler is relentless. Even puts City down when we aren't even playing. Wio is a rag after all so it's not a surprise he disses us. Almost to be expected even. Tyler, for whatever reason, just hates us


He's probably on some form of subverted productivity bonus :- he gets paid for the number of times he can slag us off in one commentary session, with additional points for the snide value he brings to bear.

He's probably a very wealthy man by now.

I heard him say when commentating on the Newcastle game this season that Mike Ashley was English so it had to be a good thing that he owns Newcastle. I think that's an insight into why he dislikes us.
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Green & Blue » Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:18 pm

Glad the vote changed.Keane is harmless enough in all fairness, he's kind of pointless these days when you think about it.Why should we care?
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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:26 am

Green & Blue wrote:Glad the vote changed.Keane is harmless enough in all fairness, he's kind of pointless these days when you think about it.Why should we care?

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Re: Poll: Who Is The Biggest Kant In Football At The Moment

Postby Chinners » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:41 am

Savage is usually quite good and defends us on the whole but that is a classic from him. The Thug with the papa smurff beard always gets my vote thou
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