AFCON

[Wonderwall]

if they go out then would yaya and wilfried be viable squad selections for the game vs the chavs?
just naming them on the bench would get jose's knickers in a right old twist
come on mali!

they have Mali on Saturday and Cameroon on Weds next week, so I think if the private jet is fuelled and ready to go, there should be no reason why not :-)

[Plain Speaking]

Both Yaya and Bony were very quiet/poor. Ivory Coast's best players were Gervinho, until he stupidly got himself sent off and Doumbia, who scored the equaliser.

Most of the IC team looked lethargic and they were lucky to get a draw.

Most City fans would like to see 2 important players back for Chelsea.

[DoomMerchant]

if they go out then would yaya and wilfried be viable squad selections for the game vs the chavs?
just naming them on the bench would get jose's knickers in a right old twist
come on mali!

they have Mali on Saturday and Cameroon on Weds next week, so I think if the private jet is fuelled and ready to go, there should be no reason why not :-)

Don't believe they'd play all those matches and then Chelsea.

[Nigels Tackle]

if they go out then would yaya and wilfried be viable squad selections for the game vs the chavs?
just naming them on the bench would get jose's knickers in a right old twist
come on mali!

they have Mali on Saturday and Cameroon on Weds next week, so I think if the private jet is fuelled and ready to go, there should be no reason why not :-)

only an hr's time difference
private jet with king size beds, loaded up with cakes back to mcr, they'd be back in time for training on the 29th
come on cameroon!

[Ted Hughes]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

[Plain Speaking]

if they go out then would yaya and wilfried be viable squad selections for the game vs the chavs?
just naming them on the bench would get jose's knickers in a right old twist
come on mali!

they have Mali on Saturday and Cameroon on Weds next week, so I think if the private jet is fuelled and ready to go, there should be no reason why not :-)

Don't believe they'd play all those matches and then Chelsea.

Similar to having a European match midweek? Even if they only made the bench it would be a good psychological boost?

[Nigels Tackle]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

racist

[Plain Speaking]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

Haha, I was saying to my son I wish I had recorded it and could watch it speeded up! Guinea played with more desire and energy for most of the match. Ivory Coast looked like they thought they had just to turn up to win. I thought Gervinho was the best IC player until his moment of madness.

[Plain Speaking]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

Haha, I was saying to my son, it was so slow, I wish I had recorded it and could watch the normal play speeded up! Guinea played with more desire and energy for most of the match. Ivory Coast looked like they thought they had just to turn up to win. I thought Gervinho was the best IC player until his moment of madness.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

Quality rant.

[DoomMerchant]

if they go out then would yaya and wilfried be viable squad selections for the game vs the chavs?
just naming them on the bench would get jose's knickers in a right old twist
come on mali!

they have Mali on Saturday and Cameroon on Weds next week, so I think if the private jet is fuelled and ready to go, there should be no reason why not :-)

Don't believe they'd play all those matches and then Chelsea.

Similar to having a European match midweek? Even if they only made the bench it would be a good psychological boost?

Bullshit.

Cheers

[iwasthere2012]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

Stop beating about the bush Ted. Was it any good.

[Plain Speaking]

if they go out then would yaya and wilfried be viable squad selections for the game vs the chavs?
just naming them on the bench would get jose's knickers in a right old twist
come on mali!

they have Mali on Saturday and Cameroon on Weds next week, so I think if the private jet is fuelled and ready to go, there should be no reason why not :-)

Don't believe they'd play all those matches and then Chelsea.

Similar to having a European match midweek? Even if they only made the bench it would be a good psychological boost?

Bullshit.

Cheers

If Ivory Coast go through their group they will be playing the same weekend as our Chelsea game. Apart from the travel time from Equatorial Guinea, it is theoretically possible. (Admittedly Yaya has not shown an ability/desire to play at weekends after previous midweek African games). Surely this is our most important PL game remaining this season?

[carl_feedthegoat]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

How anyone can feel proud playing in this premium bog filled turd of a competition needs to see a fucking mentalist.

[Wonderwall]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

How anyone can feel proud playing in this premium bog filled turd of a competition needs to see a fucking mentalist.

Derren Brown?

[carl_feedthegoat]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

How anyone can feel proud playing in this premium bog filled turd of a competition needs to see a fucking mentalist.

Derren Brown?

There you go!

[Mikhail Chigorin]

Has anyone ever seen these cunts play a decent game ?

I watch them, because Yaya plays for them (he was shite) but then that means I have to watch fucking Gervinho & Kalou play football, which is like watching two 4 year olds trying to do aerobatics in jet fighters. The defenders play as if they have been on a three week stag do without sleep. In midfield you've got Yaya thinking he's Africa's David Beckham, & two blind men, then Bony, the poor cunt, stood up front on his own. All this managed by Stuart Pearce's grandmother.

If you watched an Ivory coast game twice a week for the rest of your life & lived to be 80 years old, you would actually feel like you were 160 years old by the time you croaked. I watched it on recording, so speeded up all the throw ins & injuries etc, & I still feel as bad as if I've been sat for 5 hours watching a fucking Barbra Streisand musical.

Why the fuck do they bother ? Has someone kidnapped their fucking families & forced them to go ? That's how it looks.

What an absolute pile of fucking cat piss mixed with dog shite.

We lose two players for this ?

Quality rant.

Quite a racy monologue.

[Slim]

Good control and pass from Bony to set up that goal.

off topic

your username has always intrigued me...

are you really into recycling and porn? or maybe just recycled porn?

I always assumed he was Irish.

[Green & Blue]

Good control and pass from Bony to set up that goal.

off topic

your username has always intrigued me...

are you really into recycling and porn? or maybe just recycled porn?

I always assumed he was Irish.

You'd be right.Not sure where Nigels tackle is going with that one.

[Slim]

Good control and pass from Bony to set up that goal.

off topic

your username has always intrigued me...

are you really into recycling and porn? or maybe just recycled porn?

I always assumed he was Irish.

You'd be right.Not sure where Nigels tackle is going with that one.

Working with a bunch of Irish people, I feel like the correct response is "What is he like?"