City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:40 pm

Do gregge do halal?
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Dubaimancityfan » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:56 pm

At only 18 years of age, he looks to be very mature and seems to have a good mix of skills. Will be interesting to see how he will be used with the senior squad.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:12 pm

MilnersJaw wrote:Do gregge do halal?


pretty sure their cheese and onion pasty is halal
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby MilnersJaw » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:48 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
MilnersJaw wrote:Do gregge do halal?


pretty sure their cheese and onion pasty is halal


I used to work in greggs and we had to tell people that the vegetarian pasty isn't suitable for vegetarians.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Im_Spartacus » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:55 pm

MilnersJaw wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
MilnersJaw wrote:Do gregge do halal?


pretty sure their cheese and onion pasty is halal


I used to work in greggs and we had to tell people that the vegetarian pasty isn't suitable for vegetarians.


We digress, but I went to an 'Indian night' at an Intercontinental hotel a few weeks back. One would expect quite good standards from such a brand, alas, the vegetarian starters had the same warning which was odd in itself, then on the list of ingredients was Beef. The Indians were fucking made up with that!
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby mr_nool » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:02 pm

When I got married in Spain the caterer had crackers with cod spread and pickled quail on the vegetarian buffet. The quail was served in big glass jars and looked like something you would find preserved in formaldehyde at a natural history museum. I loved them, but the vegetarian guests were less charmed.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Im_Spartacus » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:06 pm

mr_nool wrote:When I got married in Spain the caterer had crackers with cod spread and pickled quail on the vegetarian buffet. The quail was served in big glass jars and looked like something you would find preserved in formaldehyde at a natural history museum. I loved them, but the vegetarian guests were less charmed.


That's just about the most disgusting food item I think I've ever heard a description for. I thought Northern European pickling spackers had already cornered that market with rollmop

I assume the Spanish caterers were thrilled, dirty bastard
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby mr_nool » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:24 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:
mr_nool wrote:When I got married in Spain the caterer had crackers with cod spread and pickled quail on the vegetarian buffet. The quail was served in big glass jars and looked like something you would find preserved in formaldehyde at a natural history museum. I loved them, but the vegetarian guests were less charmed.


That's just about the most disgusting food item I think I've ever heard a description for. I thought Northern European pickling spackers had already cornered that market with rollmop

I assume the Spanish caterers were thrilled, dirty bastard


Where's your sense of adventure?
Bet you don't eat trotters either!
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby dazby » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:11 am

I've got high hopes for this lad. Consistent scoring records are rare.

Will he settle? Will he raise his standard? One thing is for sure, he can finish.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:25 am

dazby wrote:I've got high hopes for this lad. Consistent scoring records are rare.

Will he settle? Will he raise his standard? One thing is for sure, he can finish.

So could Paul Moulden.

That said, he's got a great chance to shine and 20 goals a year strikers are a rare breed. Fingers and toes crossed he turns out to be a good 'un
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:02 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:
mr_nool wrote:When I got married in Spain the caterer had crackers with cod spread and pickled quail on the vegetarian buffet. The quail was served in big glass jars and looked like something you would find preserved in formaldehyde at a natural history museum. I loved them, but the vegetarian guests were less charmed.


That's just about the most disgusting food item I think I've ever heard a description for. I thought Northern European pickling spackers had already cornered that market with rollmop

I assume the Spanish caterers were thrilled, dirty bastard


Where's your sense of adventure?
Bet you don't eat trotters either!


You two are disgusting. I'm sitting ocean side trying to enjoy a Bloody Mary with some Greek yogurt (my bailout plan) and some granola. Give a fella a break with your horrible food talk please.

Cheers

P.S. I feel like this kid's name is an anagram of something. Can't put my finger on it just yet.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:43 pm

Well he looks like a footballer for sure,nice hair,nice clothes,good looking chap.

Let's see if the fucker has got the skills.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby twosips » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:31 pm

Most footballers have terrible clothes and terrible hair! I'd argue he's a little different to most. Stylish little bastard definitely, and for that he's most welcome indeed.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:56 pm

Don't worry, he's only 18. Lots of time for the latest trend in naff haircuts, tattoo sleeves off the peg and his mate's 'designer' clothes featuring obnoxious graphics & lots of glitter.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:36 pm

twosips wrote:Most footballers have terrible clothes and terrible hair! I'd argue he's a little different to most. Stylish little bastard definitely, and for that he's most welcome indeed.



Good footballers have all the stuff all the shit ones have the other COUGH COUGH Balo.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:41 pm

DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:
mr_nool wrote:When I got married in Spain the caterer had crackers with cod spread and pickled quail on the vegetarian buffet. The quail was served in big glass jars and looked like something you would find preserved in formaldehyde at a natural history museum. I loved them, but the vegetarian guests were less charmed.


That's just about the most disgusting food item I think I've ever heard a description for. I thought Northern European pickling spackers had already cornered that market with rollmop

I assume the Spanish caterers were thrilled, dirty bastard


Where's your sense of adventure?
Bet you don't eat trotters either!


You two are disgusting. I'm sitting ocean side trying to enjoy a Bloody Mary with some Greek yogurt (my bailout plan) and some granola. Give a fella a break with your horrible food talk please.

Cheers

P.S. I feel like this kid's name is an anagram of something. Can't put my finger on it just yet.


He might be an amateur astronomer, with the moon's surface as his primary interest and he could be trying to say he's "Seen Luna".


(My goodness, that comment is even worse when typed out, than when I first thought about it).
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Im_Spartacus » Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:43 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Im_Spartacus wrote:
mr_nool wrote:When I got married in Spain the caterer had crackers with cod spread and pickled quail on the vegetarian buffet. The quail was served in big glass jars and looked like something you would find preserved in formaldehyde at a natural history museum. I loved them, but the vegetarian guests were less charmed.


That's just about the most disgusting food item I think I've ever heard a description for. I thought Northern European pickling spackers had already cornered that market with rollmop

I assume the Spanish caterers were thrilled, dirty bastard


Where's your sense of adventure?
Bet you don't eat trotters either!


You two are disgusting. I'm sitting ocean side trying to enjoy a Bloody Mary with some Greek yogurt (my bailout plan) and some granola. Give a fella a break with your horrible food talk please.

Cheers

P.S. I feel like this kid's name is an anagram of something. Can't put my finger on it just yet.


He might be an amateur astronomer, with the moon's surface as his primary interest and he could be trying to say he's "Seen Luna".


(My goodness, that comment is even worse when typed out, than when I first thought about it).



I expect the lecherous old cunt has in fact got 'anal sex' on his mind.

Close, but it's not quite right....as Roy would have said
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:36 pm

I Just Blue Myself wrote:Don't worry, he's only 18. Lots of time for the latest trend in naff haircuts, tattoo sleeves off the peg and his mate's 'designer' clothes featuring obnoxious graphics & lots of glitter.


He might have a word with Lescott and inspect his range of sartorial masterpieces.
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Re: City sign Turkey wonderkid Enes Unal from Bursaspor

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:20 am

DoomMerchant wrote:Haven't been this excited since the loan of Nery Castillo.

Cannot wait to not see this lad, never.

Cheers


This pretty much. Although we can have some Thailand satellite team field a team full of former wonderkids in not so distant future.
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